Waking up at Sleepovers

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Always the first one up, never the last one down. Story of my life.

mfw waking up at a sleepover

That is ONE sexy looking man.

this correctly is correct for my view point

Don't dead, open inside?

Wow, u have seriously sucky friends if they actually let you sleep when you're the last to wake up.

I have this condition where I sleep like a coma patient everywhere except for my own bed. As you can imagine, this has led to me being "that kid" who has all the **** done to him as he sleeps. For the sake of keeping this short, I'll get to my story.

I was at my best friend's 15th birthday party and the night went off without any problems. I even woke up in the morning to find that nothing bad had befallen me during the night; no dick drawn on my face or shaving cream on my pillow. It turns out that during the night, there had been a house fire across the street and not even the commotion of people and sirens squealing had awoken me. While I slept, my friends had rushed across the street and saved an elderly man from his imminent death.

Tl;dr I'm a ********** who doesn't wake up to ****

i hate it when im the last one up and everyones playing ps2 and im just like wh-wha-whats going on?