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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/07/2013) [-]
My sex usually has not only nuts and bolts but duct tape and rope.
#2 to #1 - anon id: 8e236b60
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and animals you faggot furry
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo
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No usually it doesn't involve them.
User avatar #7 to #3 - redneckhokage
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"usually"
User avatar #8 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I don't think that word need pointed out
User avatar #10 to #8 - redneckhokage
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shhhhhh
#11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo
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no
User avatar #4 to #1 - buttlord
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really? i normally have some chloroform involved
User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo
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chloroform is to easy take all the fight out of it.
User avatar #6 to #5 - buttlord
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not in really small doses. if i use it then it makes it harder
#30 to #1 - royrogersmcfreely
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this helps
#37 to #30 - anon id: 0598eb6a
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No, I like a fight wouldn't wanna use that

~Sparkyoneoentwo

got banned why post as anon
#57 to #1 - zenmasterinheaven
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Grounded for FOUR weeks
User avatar #71 to #57 - sparkyoneonetwo
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what??
#72 to #71 - zenmasterinheaven
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I just really like adventure time.... and i found that the quote was suited for something as immoral and wrong as sex with duct tape and rope
User avatar #73 to #72 - sparkyoneonetwo
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ah, well i guess maybe if I watched adventure time I wouldn't be so confused.
#74 to #73 - zenmasterinheaven
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I am sorry for making such a mistake as to assume anyone did. Take this, it is all I have left of myself   
   
   
   
It is also a beautiful illustration of me
I am sorry for making such a mistake as to assume anyone did. Take this, it is all I have left of myself



It is also a beautiful illustration of me
User avatar #75 to #74 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Why apologize for posting something you like??

I will never understand people logic.....
#76 to #75 - zenmasterinheaven
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Perhaps my faulty attempts at jokes confused you. Don't mind me good sir, carry on.
User avatar #77 to #76 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I am probably just being retarded right now I've been up for about 20 mins. my brain don't work so good in the mornign.
#15 - analrespect
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i found out somehting weird, my girlfriend gets turned on when i act as if i am angry and about to rape her, then throw her on the bed and start taking her clothes off forcibly. it is really strange, and i like it.
#28 to #15 - oxYKellark
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I wish my friend was like that she gets super turned off when i do that, and apparently she has had an experience when she was younger so i cant do anything like, too rough.

Which sucks because i heard most women actually like that kinda stuff and i do too i guess.
User avatar #35 to #28 - youarenotspecial
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Did you mean to say friend or girlfriend? Because your friend probably won't want to get with you at all.
#44 to #35 - oxYKellark
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Friend and we've gotten together many times.
Friend and we've gotten together many times.
#17 to #15 - anon id: 33f295d0
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(04/08/2013) [-]
>internet
>girlfriend

pick one
#66 to #17 - raigen
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>Anonymous
>Opinion that matters
Pick one.
User avatar #23 to #15 - pianoasis
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why?
#24 to #23 - analrespect
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why not?
what is there not to like?
User avatar #25 to #24 - pianoasis
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yes but why?

that relationship would be too damn confusing for me
User avatar #31 to #25 - ifolkthefirstdate
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I totally hear you, but if you're not Captain *********** it's somewhat simple to pick up on when she wants the whole rape-y deal or not man.
#26 to #25 - analrespect
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you sure as hell are right, i did not know when she wanted the d and when she did not, i kind of got used to it now and found out when it is time, and it is normally when i actually do not think that much about it, like just jump to the rp
User avatar #27 to #26 - pianoasis
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well good luck in your endeavors friend
#68 to #15 - WtfStrawberries
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Yeah... its pretty common, a lot of girls like it when a guy acts more powerful or dominent, only in bed of course though.
Yeah... its pretty common, a lot of girls like it when a guy acts more powerful or dominent, only in bed of course though.
User avatar #38 to #15 - thisotherdude
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Many women have rape fantasies (if the rape is of course with someone really handsome or just roleplay, not the whole getting ******* to death by someone ****** up on heroin). Hell some men have being raped fetishes too.

It's not all that strange as far as fetishes go.
User avatar #53 to #15 - payseht
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always remember to have a safe word/phrase, just in case it's getting too real and you don't know if it's still role-playing

word of advice: the safe phrase should not be "don't stop", as this gets confusing. I learned that the hard way.
#36 to #15 - youarenotspecial
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It's actually a pretty common fantasy.
#32 to #15 - pyroniclol
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My GF gets turned on by roleplaying rape, but she never told me and just randomly started doing it one time during foreplay. I was very confused for a few seconds till I caught on.
User avatar #18 to #15 - dafuckisthishit
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it's not weird.... rape/forced sex is a pretty common sexual fantasy for a woman, step up your game *****
#19 to #18 - analrespect
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she also gets horny when i hurt her for my own pleasure, but i feel bad after a while, i am too beta
User avatar #22 to #19 - stallwallwriter
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Well, I suppose that explains why you don't have a username like analdisrespect.
User avatar #20 to #19 - dafuckisthishit
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(04/08/2013) [-]
she sounds pretty ******* cool.

rape and violence rp are the best
#21 to #20 - analrespect
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agree
#48 - mrgoodlove
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#63 to #48 - anon id: ae983ed7
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unless the thread twists separately from the ring the only way you're going to get them together is with flips
User avatar #43 - jacksteel
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Err, could someone explain the hammer?
User avatar #45 to #43 - reshiram
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it signifies that the guy was hammering her
User avatar #54 to #43 - paradox
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come on man everybody knows that hammers are for POUNDING
#46 to #43 - sasteve
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Guess he was nailing her
Guess he was nailing her
#47 to #46 - bitchplzzz
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He was screwing someone, ITS A SCREW
A SCREW, SASTEVE. A SCREW
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#64 to #55 - anon id: 48ffb614
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#42 - esquaredsixteen
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Anal lube. I knew all women wanted it.
#13 - anon id: 820e6eb3
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Bitch those are bolts! wtf u doing with a hammer?
#56 to #13 - nicetoe
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bitch, that's a screw! a bolt doesn't have threads.
User avatar #58 to #56 - theoriginalzombie
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bitch, both screws and bolts have threads, bolts just aren't self tapping and rely on another thread or nut to keep it in place
#78 to #58 - nicetoe
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okay, enough name calling. a bolt is basically a screw without threads. it doesn't matter how big it is or what keeps it in place, if it have threads it is by definition a screw.
#67 to #13 - psugo
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it might mean the guy did something wrong, you know, didn't realize hammer won¨t do
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#12 - stream
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how i do it
#69 - comradewinter
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I usually don't twist my dick to have sex, though.
#80 to #69 - joankim
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You usually dont have sex.
#40 - Schadenfreude
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Step one
#9 - pappathethird
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**pappathethird rolled a random comment #81 posted by greenleprechaun at Hanako you dun goofed ** :
 how i talk about sex
**pappathethird rolled a random comment #81 posted by greenleprechaun at Hanako you dun goofed ** :
how i talk about sex
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