No disappointments ever. . ity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don' t g No disappointments ever ity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get part youre a movie which is cool but don' t g
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i wanna audition for all the ugly
roles in movies because if you get
the part youre in a movie which is
cool but if you don' t get the part it
means that you’ re not ugly
enough for it which is also cool
nothing We ever heard was as
positive as this post
True Rll@ ltot at ,,
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #2 - baregrizzlybear
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(04/07/2013) [-]
"I'm sorry, but you are too ugly."
#53 to #2 - rieskimo
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User avatar #90 to #53 - mooghens
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"Pepsi is kill"

"no"
User avatar #91 to #53 - rieskimo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Wow, you kids are going crazy on my poor attempt at a joke.
User avatar #96 to #91 - bladebites
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I want you to know that I just typed a really stupid reply because I thought you only had like -3 thumbs and were complaining.
I want you to know that I am sorry, because I read it over and it sounds really stupid.
#95 to #91 - bladebites
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User avatar #67 to #53 - ambsie
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I have a friend who swore that pepsi backwards is Obama is dead (O isded)
User avatar #81 to #67 - TommyV
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You bring shame to the dark blueness.
#86 to #81 - tophatcigar **User deleted account**
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User avatar #89 to #86 - SHAMU
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The older the account the darker the name
#76 to #67 - notstill
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Because the letter O automatically means Obama.

Has your friend recently ingested battery acid or hung out near vats of toxic waste?
#92 to #76 - anon id: 78108d9a
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I think he means the O looks like Obama's change thingy, that would make more sense
User avatar #97 to #92 - bitchplzzz
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... hmm... ... now I feel dumb
User avatar #93 to #92 - notstill
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Well slap my ass and sue the person that did so for sexual harassment which leaves his children alone since his wife killed herself years before.
#73 to #67 - tippidyt
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That friend is kind of special, isn't he?
That friend is kind of special, isn't he?
User avatar #82 to #67 - huskycreeper
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I thought it was funny cause your friend is such an idiot!
User avatar #94 to #2 - saimaster
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My life in a nutshell.
#88 to #2 - agonix
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mfw
mfw
#74 to #2 - dandaniels
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#5 - Lewx
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Yeah...   
Or you don't get the role because you're both ugly and talentless.   
I'm not a very positive person.
Yeah...
Or you don't get the role because you're both ugly and talentless.
I'm not a very positive person.
#21 to #5 - nyawgga
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Stop being such a downer, LOki.
#25 to #5 - Reldinrostiare
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#34 to #25 - anon id: caf44752
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Party pooper..... Party pooper............
Nail: Lord Gur-
Guru: WHY ARE YOU STILL HEEEERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#6 - gentlemancole
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(04/07/2013) [-]
you're too good looking
User avatar #87 to #6 - icameheretotroll
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press enter 5 times
User avatar #7 - diddymonster
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Whenever the comedian Peter Cook went to watch his favorite football/soccer team play he would bet on the opposite team so if his team won he was happy and if they lost he won his bet so he would still be happy
#54 to #7 - anon id: 5c9902fc
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haha I always do the same thing.



I should Marry Peter Cook
User avatar #55 to #54 - diddymonster
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necrophiliac
#60 to #7 - unholyjebus
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I looked it up and found out he was a Tottenham supporter. As an Arsenal supporter I hope he became a very rich man.
#8 to #7 - userusernameexists
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flawless logic, what if it's a tie?
#10 to #8 - diddymonster
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#20 to #8 - mrstalin
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His team didn't lose, so it's not as bad. May not be a win, but it's not like they got demolished.
His team didn't lose, so it's not as bad. May not be a win, but it's not like they got demolished.
#65 to #20 - unholyjebus
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>Guy supports Tottenham FC
>Never got demolished
lol
#11 - davvi
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optimism is the way to live!
optimism is the way to live!
#85 to #11 - anon id: bca97514
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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT " THEORY" LIKE BIG BANG- ( he came came into $$$ bought another house, LETS HULA, NICE PARROT, COYRT TIME, - WUFE GOT / STILL GETS ******* LIES WATCHERS SAY/ NO EXTRA$$ / CUM PLAMPLAINTS/ EVERWHERE TILL CELL RIME/ THEN THEY ALL NEED TA GO/ PERKS OF BEE ING CHEAP UNTIL MY WATCHERS CHARITABLE FOUNDATION IS FORMED JUNE. NO STOCK/RIP $$$ VERY BAD FOR SOUP MAN/ I HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH STILL. U MOVE YOUR PANS; LOL FJ
User avatar #37 - neroblack
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or maybe you were so ugly that everyone died and you never got the role


the end
#58 to #37 - heyguyth
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#39 - meepmerppicklederp
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Yeah, but what if they didn't hire you because your acting was terrible?
Yeah, but what if they didn't hire you because your acting was terrible?
User avatar #49 to #39 - nuuuuuuuuu
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about 10% of the time will you get a role in a tv show or movie for your acting. Usually they'll look at your credentials and if you have something of what they are looking for you'll have a higher chance. Source: my knowledge of a foreign language was essential for one of my roles.
#57 to #49 - heyguyth
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What role?
User avatar #62 to #57 - nuuuuuuuuu
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The role of vladmir in the short indie film "the package"
#13 - swiftcashew
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Squidward never has that problem
Squidward never has that problem
#23 to #13 - critique
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He never gets the part though.   
   
He tells himself that everybody is intimidated by him because he is more attractive than them.
He never gets the part though.

He tells himself that everybody is intimidated by him because he is more attractive than them.

User avatar #46 - rel
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Or you're too ugly. Just saying.
#1 - anon id: 3a03ab5d
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what if they say "you are a terrible actor"?
#9 to #1 - anon id: 4f81f546
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then you may get the lead
User avatar #4 to #1 - secretdestroyers
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(04/07/2013) [-]
Never stopped Rob Schneider!