Have that chocolate bar. . Sometimes I think myself, "do I really want to buy another chocolate And then I remember that there is a super under Yellowstone that
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Have that chocolate bar

Sometimes I think myself, "do I
really want to buy another chocolate
And then I remember that there is a
super under Yellowstone
that is 40, 000 years overdue and
when it erupts it could potentially
cover mast sf neath America in ash
and create a volcanic winter that kills
half the worlds population
And Pm like, fuck yeah I want that
chocolate bar
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Submitted: 04/07/2013
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User avatar #5 - stallwallwriter (04/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
An excellent reason to live while you can, YOLO:
"Yellowstone's Overdue Lava Overflow."
User avatar #12 - kerryman (04/07/2013) [+] (38 replies)
nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels
#13 to #12 - snakefire (04/07/2013) [-]
>high metabolism
>eat a fuckload of shit
>still clinically underweight

Fuck me right?
#7 - yourinvisiblegf (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Wo, funsubstancedotcom makes such good content, i should totally leave FJ and go on this website instead."

Who ever said that ?
#11 to #7 - gentlemancole (04/07/2013) [-]


"Wo, funsubstancedotcom makes such good content, i should totally leave FJ and go on this website instead."
User avatar #85 - redrex (04/08/2013) [-]
Yellowstone didn't erupt today,
today was a good day
#67 - flixoe (04/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
40,000 years overdue for a volcano is like saying I was 2 seconds late for my date.
#21 - lamarisagoodname (04/08/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Shouldn't we be planning for something like this? I'm not saying I'm going to build a second Y2K bunker, but with overdue volcanoes, nukes threatening to stop the rotation of the earth and increasingly adverse atmospheric disturbances, shouldn't we take at least very basic preparations?

MFW people deny the possibility of an invasion of hellish demons
User avatar #36 to #21 - doctorwhooves (04/08/2013) [-]
>Shouldn't we be planning for something like this? I'm not saying I'm going to build a second Y2K bunker

> I'm not saying I'm going to build a second Y2K bunker,

>build a second Y2K bunker

>second Y2K bunker

>second
User avatar #1 - ivoryhammer (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
: How imminent is an eruption of the Yellowstone Volcano?

A: There is no evidence that a catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone National Park (YNP) is imminent. Current geologic activity at Yellowstone has remained relatively constant since earth scientists first started monitoring some 30 years ago. Though another caldera-forming eruption is theoretically possible, it is very unlikely to occur in the next thousand or even 10,000 years.

The most likely activity would be lava flows such as those that occurred after the last major eruption. Such a lava flow would ooze slowly over months and years, allowing plenty of time for park managers to evaluate the situation and protect people. No scientific evidence indicates such a lava flow will occur soon.


Just Saiyan
User avatar #69 - vishnarg (04/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
In all honesty, who thinks that America should stop worrying themselves over useless bullshit and get to fuckin work on clearing out whatever is in that volcano before it's a problem? Or maybe capping it or filling it with water or something?
User avatar #70 to #69 - shredheadxd (04/08/2013) [-]
you're not serious are you? do you even know what a volcano is??

How to stop a super volcano from erupting (by vishnarg):
1. Remove magma
2. Fill massive hole with water
3. Put a lid on the top
4. ?????
#56 - elatedmonkey (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #74 - daydreamerrrrr (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hmmm.. should we start reminding ourselves of that volcano with every decision we make? ^_^
#119 - shodaihokage (04/08/2013) [-]
When the volcano erupts
When the volcano erupts
User avatar #90 - TheFixer (04/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i dont know why everyone is suddenly flipping shit about this. i knew about the yellowstone thing many years ago because of a special on the discovery channel or something i think it was called super volcano.
#95 to #90 - kalendric (04/08/2013) [-]
you must be the smartest fucking guy on the internet
#8 - adsykenna (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Actually it wont be due for 100,000s of years...
#60 - asdcfg (04/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Fist thing I thought of when seeing the username
#15 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
Welcome to Solsthiem
#146 - bitchplzzz (04/08/2013) [-]
And that's why you're fat.
User avatar #102 - mikaelkid (04/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Ask this every time, you will get diabetes
#104 to #102 - onelemonleft (04/08/2013) [-]
The blue,,, it's beautiful...   
Gif semi-related
The blue,,, it's beautiful...
Gif semi-related
#46 - markusantonius (04/08/2013) [-]
Whenever I watched those mega disaster shows San Diego was always out of range of whatever ball crushing shit storm that would happen.
User avatar #41 - ronyx (04/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Mark my words, the human race is doomed and technology will be the tool that will dehumanize us.
User avatar #54 to #53 - ronyx (04/08/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
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