endless porn. OC :3 uploaded it a while back, just wanted this to be true. i want it now.. a motion sensor that is aimed at your door, at the door moves; moi op
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OC :3 uploaded it a while back, just wanted this to be true. i want it now.

a motion sensor that is aimed at
your door, at the door moves; moi
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#3 - kristophskie (04/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
thats cool... but talk to me when you have the model that pulls up my pants, hides the lotion, and tosses the tissues in less then1 second
User avatar #29 - galaxyguy (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No kidding, this is my current security measure, and it is quite simple:

My door does not have a handle. Nobody gets in, nobody gets out.

Please, somebody, send help.
#2 - seaofdragonairs (04/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Great idea, much better than locking the door.
User avatar #52 - rmoran (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Just jerkin it to my desktop, mom.
#10 - scant (04/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That'd be the biggest pain in the ass if you forgot to turn it off...
Just finished typing out a bigass comment:
"Hey kiddo, watcha doing?"
"GOD ******* DAMMIT"
#36 - Cyraxx ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Still gonna get caought with my dick out
#37 - andredeking (04/07/2013) [-]
this is how my mom enters my room
this is how my mom enters my room
#17 - dafuqisdisshit (04/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Then they walk in and you still have your dick out.
Then they walk in and you still have your dick out.
#41 - aconfuseddonut (04/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WITH A LOCK ON THEIR DOOR?!
#38 - wizardry (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
then your cat enters...
#81 - messerschmidto (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yes, but will it put your dick back in your pants?
User avatar #122 - sirpants (04/08/2013) [-]
I never was afraid. My mother walked in on me one day looking at porn (not touching myself... somehow) and asks me what I'm looking at, I then turn the screen to her showing a guy destroying this little lady's asshole.
User avatar #33 - andnowducks (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What if you was on like an Essay/homework on Word and your mom comes in like "Hey Son how's your homework?" "WELL ******* GONE NOW YOU CAME IN!"
User avatar #13 - martycamp (04/07/2013) [-]
There's an extension for chrome that's a panic button. If you push it, it closes all tabs. Click it again, and it reopens them.
User avatar #137 - urietony (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good luck explaining the dick in your hand then.
#116 - dafuckisthisshit (04/08/2013) [-]
YFW the batteries die and someone comes in
#107 - ponybroski (04/08/2013) [-]
then you are looking at a random desktop fapping when your parent comes in
then you are looking at a random desktop fapping when your parent comes in
User avatar #9 - bonboy (04/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why can't the people on here just lock their doors, turn on something loud like a fan or t.v. get some headphones and then masturbate? Its not that hard you know.
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