Vikings. . 1. KILL ALL THAT CAN NOT BE PONGED OR RAPED 2. PILLAGE ALL THAT CAN NOT BE RAPED 3. ONCE ALL THE KILLING IS DONE AND YOU SECURED YOUR , FIND A COMELY
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Vikings

1. KILL ALL THAT CAN NOT BE PONGED OR RAPED
2. PILLAGE ALL THAT CAN NOT BE RAPED
3. ONCE ALL THE KILLING IS DONE AND YOU SECURED
YOUR , FIND A COMELY WHENCH ENID
COMMENCE RAPING,
4. SET **** ON FIRE AND SAIL THE **** OFF.
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Submitted: 04/06/2013
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#6 - heafi (04/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - snowshark (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Pillage all that can not be raped."?

I think you'll find that with a little bit of creativity most things can be raped.

"Pillage all that you do not want to rape." Fixed it.
#20 - shaddz (04/07/2013) [-]
OP order of business   
   
1: Suck dick   
2: Repost   
3: suck more dick
OP order of business

1: Suck dick
2: Repost
3: suck more dick
#11 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [+] (18 replies)
VIkings mentioned

Swollen in pride
User avatar #4 - anonemous (04/07/2013) [-]
are they recruiting......
#18 - Womens Study Major (04/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fun fact: There is no evidence suggesting Vikings wore horns on their helmets.
User avatar #27 to #19 - toughactintinactin (04/07/2013) [-]
Well with all the raping im guessing the horns part was mistranslated.
#24 - unworldlypath ONLINE (04/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
am i the only one who watches this show?
#38 - arthurguy (04/07/2013) [-]
mfw vikings
User avatar #3 - retris (04/06/2013) [-]
fun fact: "fara í víking" actually means to go on an expedition
the people themselves were the Ostmen

Regardless of its possible origins, the word was used to indicate an activity and those who participated in it, and it did not belong to any ethnic or cultural group.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikings
User avatar #44 - coryg (04/07/2013) [-]
Robbaz Here...... King of Sweden....
#41 - isititis (04/07/2013) [-]
i have capital one so i'm safe from vikings
#31 - samoaspider (04/07/2013) [-]
ye that seems about right
User avatar #10 - doombunni (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm taking a course on medieval europe, and our professor loves talking about the vikings, mainly because they didn't care about politics, religion, or conquering. They just wanted stuff, and did what they could to get it, and there were only a few good kings who could actually fight back.
User avatar #5 - iamcanadian (04/07/2013) [-]
Worked for 300 years.
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#29 - Womens Study Major (04/07/2013) [-]
do it to the muzzies
User avatar #8 - taxation (04/07/2013) [-]
My socials teacher had a poster on his wall.
It said "Remember: pillage, THEN burn."
He was my favorite teacher.
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