Best coin spent in Skyrim. I was playing Skyrim while talking to my friends over the good ol' Xbox the other day, and I had enough. This fucker kept talking, an
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Best coin spent in Skyrim

I was playing Skyrim while talking to my friends over the good ol' Xbox the other day, and I had enough. This fucker kept talking, and talking and talking. I finally said, "that is it, I am going punch him!" So I walked up to him (I was playing a Khajiit by the way) and started to punch him. that first punch was a finishing move. I put him on his knees, then punched the shit our of his face. I cannot tell you how satisfying that was. Please feel free to put what you feel was the best money YOU have ever spent in that game was, I kind of want do see what other people say.

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#3 - fmssmartest (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
-Bought my house in Riften
-Iona as housecarl
-Every other second: Honor to you my thane, Long life to you my thane
-Annoyed as fuck
-Opened chat, "I need you to follow me" or w/e option
-Took her out to the porch in back
-Took out my bow
-Shot her six times without remorse or hesitation
-Loot her corpse and drag the body into the small row boat
-Push it into the ocean
-Walking back up the steps to the house
-Stopped by a courier
-Iona's will, 300 septums enclosed
-Used the gold to buy a garden for my house
-Occasionally when walking to my house from Riften stables, Iona's body is visible from the shore
-Shout it back to the depths
-Coming home one day
-Iona's body washed up on shore
-Courier arrives
-Gives me a note
-Open it
-pic related, its note
#25 - jurple (04/07/2013) [-]
-be playing skyrim
-just finished companions quest
-enjoying the praise im getting from everyone, except for njada.
-ungreatfull bitch, always saying "what guidence could you offer me?"
-decide ive had enough, told njada to follow me.
-we go to the forest in the rift, stop her in the middle of the forest.
-walk right up to her and press attack button.
-activates kill cam and i decapitate her, i finally feel relived.
-drag body to the nearby waterfall, strip it naked and throw it over the waterfall.
-"nobody will ever know"
-return to jorvaskar, hunting bitch approaches me.
-"i killed a bear yesterday, did you kill anything?"
-mfw
#1 - iamshadow (04/06/2013) [-]
Y'all need Talos.
#47 - noonesperfect (04/07/2013) [-]
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#46 - SuperJesus (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Killing him is mere childs play.
I wanted to make him suffer.
Every pot, basket, fine boots etc I collected from my journeys and stored in a sack at breezehome. A few months had passed and I collected a shit ton of misc garbage items.
I carried them all to his house, and dumped everything.
His room you couldn't enter with stuff spilling out into his tiny house.
I watch him try and go to sleep but he can't make his way through the rubble.
He has to live with this for the rest of his life.
His house is my garbage dump.







User avatar #28 - ZalgotheImminent (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only guy who respects this man?

I mean, yeah, he's basically an Evangelical Christian, but he's doing it in a time when his religion is being utterly and completely oppressed to the ultimate form of being outlawed and hunted, and he just stands in the middle of what is more or less the upper town square and shouts to the heavens that he believes in Talos, not caring that the Thalmor could come in and murder his ass any time they wanted to.

That takes balls. Whatever you guys may say about how much you hate this guy, you have to admit, that takes some rather fucking MASSIVE balls.
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#38 - anonymoose (04/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - weinerdick (04/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Since I was a Khajiit, I used my sneakiness
I snuck into the bush behind him and waited for like 5 hours until he went home to go to bed, then I broke into his house and killed him in his sleep.
Then I looted everything.
User avatar #30 to #17 - zucchiniking (04/07/2013) [-]
I broke into his house, set a million fire rune traps on the floor next to the door. I sit in the chair at his table and wait for him to come in. He comes, in everything blows up. everything in his house has flown across the room.
#44 - babyweewee (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #33 - xzynth (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hide behind rocks closeby
>have high sneak skill
>fire arrow while sneaking
>instakills the fucker
>no bounty
>????
>profit
User avatar #29 - winsauceiswin (04/07/2013) [-]
the best money i ever spent in skyrim?

hmmm

i hated spending money, saved up like 120k coins for no fucking reason
User avatar #24 - andrewzb (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
buying anything from the khajit woman that is sometimes just outside of dawnstar. i buy something from her then go to the tiny invisible chest right next to the mine. if you dont know about it take the higher road from the start of dawnstar to the mine opening. its on the left side of the mine opening in between a boulder and a bush. lots of goodies inside. and anything you sell her goes into the chest.
#10 - squidamon (04/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #45 - bitchplzzz (04/07/2013) [-]
He's still alive in my save.

Im making it special.
User avatar #35 - copycopy (04/07/2013) [-]
Used my argonian spellblade and casted invisibility then stealth ed up behind him then set a fire trap underneath him. Punched him in the crotch which set off the fire trap making him fly high into the air then crashing down in front of me. I then used undead thrall on him and he was my minion for a good 2 hours before a dragon ate him.
User avatar #19 - tonyredgrave (04/07/2013) [-]
In Markarth, I let the guards chase me to the highest point then I Fus Ro Dah them off.
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