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#46 - mossycabbages (04/07/2013) [-]
Reminds me of a fun and completely pointless time in Skyrim where I was level 7, and just got the quest to bring the mammoth tusk to Ysolda. So, naturally, being the scrub I was at the time, started hitting that tusked 						************					 with my Ice Spikes. He started running after me, he got stuck behind a group of small rocks, and then I just kept spamming Ice Spikes until it died. My game crashed right after I got back into Whiterun, and now I can't look at the damned NPC straight anymore without twitching angrily.
Reminds me of a fun and completely pointless time in Skyrim where I was level 7, and just got the quest to bring the mammoth tusk to Ysolda. So, naturally, being the scrub I was at the time, started hitting that tusked ************ with my Ice Spikes. He started running after me, he got stuck behind a group of small rocks, and then I just kept spamming Ice Spikes until it died. My game crashed right after I got back into Whiterun, and now I can't look at the damned NPC straight anymore without twitching angrily.
User avatar #68 to #46 - akkere (04/07/2013) [-]
Just imagine how horrified the Mammoth would have to be.

Here he was, enjoying a nice day in the quite a means below zero temperature of Skyrim, doing... Mammoth-y things,

When suddenly he gets pegged in the ass by something sharp, and for some reason cold, colder than anything the Mammoth could ever feel.

He turns to see you, some little ****** throwing icicles at him. So he chases you around, and by some shred of bad luck, he gets stuck, stones piercing into him.

Now he has to endure icicle after icicle, feeling the intensely icy pain of every blow, as he wonders when it all will end.

Seconds feel like minutes, minutes feel like hours, and eventually he succumbs to his wounds. Dead.

Because you wanted his tusk.
#145 to #68 - mossycabbages (04/07/2013) [-]
From my experience of the event, it was more along the lines of this:

>Hanging out at Bleakwind Basin, my main turf
>Suddenly, this Imperial ********** is passing by on horseback
>Ibewatchingyoukid.jpeg
>Comes a little closer, this little bastard's all up in my grill
>He gets off his horse and starts inspecting me and my giant roomies
> ****************** .jpeg
>Start running after the little ****
>I'm running, pretty sure the giant's killed his horse, so he's running on foot
>He turns around to shoot me with icicles or some ****
>Suddenly, a wild group of small rocks appear!
>He gets caught on them
> ************************* .gif
>He hurdles over those rocks just in time to avoid me
>I got stuck on the rocks
> *********** .jpeg.gif.bmp.png
> ************ keeps spamming his icicles
>I'm lying on the ground, almost dead.
>Start hearing bandits come out of ******* nowhere
> **** Yeah I'm saved
>Turns out to be a single orc bandit, who's walking in circles around the imperial guy and dancing
>FML

And yes, the Orc part actually happened dis gaem es so buggy
#101 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/07/2013) [-]
You know, in the Bannered Mare there's a Mammoth Tusk that spawns on top of a set of drawers right behind the counter that Hulda usually stands at.
#117 to #101 - mossycabbages (04/07/2013) [-]
That's how I always do the quest, but this particular run was my first, and I was determined to not use a wiki or any other informational aide.
#92 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/07/2013) [-]
Ice storms in nh/ sucks huh. So much library info.
#88 to #68 - jokerbit (04/07/2013) [-]
I found PETA
#79 to #68 - sathrax (04/07/2013) [-]
Well if you wanna get all deep n **** .
User avatar #47 to #46 - mossycabbages (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh and also killing the damned thing took about 15 minutes.
That's kinda the important part
User avatar #65 to #47 - Bad Man ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
You realize that ice spells are the one type of destruction spells mammoths are resistant to?
User avatar #69 to #65 - SavageBAMFx (04/07/2013) [-]
Holy **** , how long have you been here?
User avatar #70 to #69 - Bad Man ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
4+ years as of a month ago.
User avatar #71 to #70 - SavageBAMFx (04/07/2013) [-]
Dang, I've only been here for 3 years and like 10 days. Lol.
#72 to #71 - Bad Man ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
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You must devote more of your life to growing old on this site.

It's only counting the 4 years I've had this account, I've been on this site for at least 6 without one.
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