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great tactic

I ever dated Taylor Swift,
I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers,
I would give her orange love letters,
I would say "Orange'' instead of hello or love.
Then, If I had to break up with her,
I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.
cont: nothing rhamo with orange‘
Orange. noinch, door hinge
astir '. in storage, and
ate porridge with George, "
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User avatar #15 - fukkenchaos (04/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Never did say hello
Always greeted with the red meets yellow
Then you left the scene,
left a note in shades of tangerine

Orange you sad you left?
Orange you sad I'm gone?
Theres a hole in my heart
It aches and itches
Crying tears that taste like citrus.

You don't know how it feels
lying here alone with the memories and peels.
Said you loved me, left the next day
My hearts spilling out like a glass of OJ

*Not mine*
User avatar #41 - codyxvasco (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if she wasn't trying to rhyme with orange. Like:

Been putting all your oranges in my face

I'm so done with this place

Our love never meant more than a shoe lace

Kill the jews, create a master race.



Just sayin....
User avatar #119 - hippymofuka ONLINE (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I can already see a good verse from Taylor about a 4-inch
#32 - kirkbot (04/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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OP is a gigantic faggot
#104 - comradewinter ONLINE (04/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Never did say hello
Always greeted with the red meets yellow
Then you left the scene,
left a note in shades of tangerine

Orange you sad you left?
Orange you sad I'm gone?
Theres a hole in my heart
It aches and itches
Crying tears that taste like citrus.

You don't know how it feels
lying here alone with the memories and peels.
Said you loved me, left the next day
My hearts spilling out like a glass of OJ

Chorus
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Checkmate OP.

^^ As posted a while back when this post rolled about. Not mine. It's by RodneyABC.
User avatar #2 - guiguito (04/05/2013) [-]
don't give her advice eminem
******* badass tho
+14
#19 - bangala has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#1 - ageofthegross (04/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!"

Eminem - Almost Famous
User avatar #121 - sonofposeidon (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But Taylor ain't Eminem,

Ain't NOBODY Eminem but EMinem
#97 - kingofunnyjunk (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
orange you say?
+3
#85 - roadkillamanjaro **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#57 - jok (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
peel these ************* really hurts my phalanges
#118 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Also nothing rhymes with purple.

Or silver.
User avatar #128 to #118 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (04/06/2013) [-]
chilver rhyms with silver
User avatar #114 - xgeneration (04/06/2013) [-]
Some guy on FJ made a poem/song that rhymed with orange and it got top comment.
User avatar #78 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (04/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Those aren't true rhymes as they don't end with a "nge" sound.
User avatar #80 to #78 - iRetaliate (04/06/2013) [-]
Protip: You don't need true rhymes in a song. There's no rules.
User avatar #53 - localcatbarber (04/06/2013) [-]
Storage and George is really pushing it.
#35 - gisle (04/06/2013) [-]
-Mom's spaghetti
#94 - herbolifee (04/06/2013) [-]
9gag watermark
User avatar #66 - ninjabunnygo (04/06/2013) [-]
sporange (an alternate form of the word sporangium), curple (another name for the buttocks; in Scots, the word for the hindquarters of a horse), hurple (meaning to walk lamely or to hobble), chilver (which the Oxford English Dictionary lists as an Old English noun meaning a ewe lamb, often referred to as a "chilver lamb"
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