Would You Rather?. . Would you rather... 166, agree Be paid the same be slapped " times in the face.. Every female comedian: "My mom once said..." "My pussy, my pussy, my pussy!" Would You Rather? you rather 166 agree Be paid the same be slapped " times in face Every female comedian: "My mom once said " pussy my pussy!"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - tittylovin
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#95 to #5 - anon id: 725b2ca8
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Why so sexist? [Joker's voice]
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#10 - Anemophobia
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Every female comedian:
"My mom once said..."
"My pussy, my pussy, my pussy!"
#44 to #10 - Crimeater
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Image...relevant? I guess it is haha
#19 - broorb
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wap wap wap sexist asshole alert
User avatar #83 to #19 - Sacrifice
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To be fair, the vast majority of female comedians suck. I don't know whether it's just a ratio thing, with there being more males in the business and therefore more of them are better, or something else entirely, but a lot of the female comedians I've seen guesting on TV have been terrible.

A few exceptions I can name: Sarah Millican, Jo Brand, that Nigerian one who I've only seen a couple times on Mock the Week and don't know the name of.

Of course, this is all my opinion, you may disagree completely.
#128 to #83 - broorb
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I see where you're coming from, but it's true that it's a vastly male-dominated market, and as a result the audience has always been vastly male as well, so it's a self-perpetuating situation: males tend to find males funnier (jokes and anecdotes are more relatable), thus females are less popular and less appreciated.

Were the audiences balanced with males and females opinions would be balanced as well - there are fewer of them, the cream of the crop is going to be smaller, and the unfunnier ones are going to be more obvious.
#52 to #19 - marlkarxthethird
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..."wap wap wap"?
..."wap wap wap"?
#127 to #52 - broorb
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it's the noise my sexist-asshole-ometer makes
#38 - nordicmike
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Sarah Millican is one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen. If you don't know her work just go watch her Live at the Apollo performances.
User avatar #118 to #38 - takers
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I have seen some really hilarious female comedians and she is not one of them.
User avatar #94 to #38 - badboywantsu
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I've seen her before, she's got some good material
User avatar #51 to #38 - kachingga
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Wanda sykes is pretty amazing too.
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User avatar #18 - lesrin
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Am i the only one who chose the latter soley becuase i wanted the money?
User avatar #74 to #18 - NinjaHermit
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Nope. In any case, I'm broke, and couldn't afford tickets, so I'd get the slaps by default.
#64 - originialname
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Wouldnt mind a girl
User avatar #1 - oniryuuko
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You're asking people whether they want to pay to see a comedy act they prolly won't like (most comedians are actually pretty bad at what they do) or if they want money, in exchange for some quick physical pain.
User avatar #17 to #1 - huszti
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it doesn't say you're getting slapped 10 times in quick succession. what if you won't know when you're slapped and who's going to slap you?
User avatar #30 to #17 - oniryuuko
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It doesn't say that the act will be less than ten thousand dollars. What if you'd get that much for the slaps? The what ifs of these situations are pointless to dwell on.
User avatar #2 to #1 - joshsexton
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Exaclty
User avatar #24 - happypancake
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I would chose the second option, then just go on the Internet and watch the show anyway.
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User avatar #40 to #29 - happypancake
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Sarah Millcan's pretty cool imo
#23 - lotengo
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EVERY female comedian has a bit about her own vagina being ugly and never used.

User avatar #42 to #23 - cjasper
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usually because she has a bit about her own vagina being ugly and never used.
#86 to #23 - raynagrimm
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wow that pic, if god never forgave us for Eve eating that apple, just imagine how pissed he is for us letting women become school teachers and stuff
User avatar #39 to #23 - hundrings
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I feel like the same goes for men, only they tend to brag ********* about their junk instead.
User avatar #49 to #39 - lotengo
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Never heared Seinveld talkin bout his junk.
Or Dunham (not sure if he counts as a comedian)
User avatar #102 to #49 - coolcalx
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I think you have to be funny in order to be a comedian.
User avatar #89 to #49 - mondominiman
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He's a ventriloquist/comedian because he still tells jokes before he brings up up.
#36 - gearson
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I'd pay to watch Anjelah Johnson