Would You Rather?. . Would you rather... 166, agree Be paid the same be slapped " times in the face.. Every female comedian: "My mom once said..." "My pussy, my pussy, my pussy!"
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#5 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#10 - Anemophobia (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every female comedian:
"My mom once said..."
"My pussy, my pussy, my pussy!"
#19 - broorb (04/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wap wap wap sexist asshole alert
#38 - nordicmike (04/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sarah Millican is one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen. If you don't know her work just go watch her Live at the Apollo performances.
User avatar #18 - lesrin (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am i the only one who chose the latter soley becuase i wanted the money?
#64 - originialname (04/06/2013) [-]
Wouldnt mind a girl
User avatar #1 - oniryuuko (04/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You're asking people whether they want to pay to see a comedy act they prolly won't like (most comedians are actually pretty bad at what they do) or if they want money, in exchange for some quick physical pain.
User avatar #24 - happypancake (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I would chose the second option, then just go on the Internet and watch the show anyway.
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#23 - lotengo (04/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
EVERY female comedian has a bit about her own vagina being ugly and never used.

User avatar #39 to #23 - hundrings (04/06/2013) [-]
I feel like the same goes for men, only they tend to brag ********* about their junk instead.
#36 - gearson (04/06/2013) [-]
I'd pay to watch Anjelah Johnson
#67 - mirmulnir (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always thought Sara Palin was a great comedian
#81 - howuncreativeofme (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I beg to differ - Bamford actually openly stated that she hated the common comedienne's stand up act and she always avoids the cliches. I love this crazy bitch.

prepared for sea of red
#75 - sweetellie (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I dunno, I'd pay to see Sarah Millican.. She's a very funny lady. The vast majority of female comedians are incredibly unfunny though.
User avatar #4 - corundum (04/06/2013) [-]
It's not like I don't like female comedians, it's just...

Being slapped in the face ten times doesn't sound so bad for any sum.
User avatar #32 - theshadowed (04/06/2013) [-]
There are some pretty decent female comedians out there
User avatar #55 - danniegurl (04/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
ellen degeneres and wanda sykes are pretty funny.
#31 - donutcaptin (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i thought it said female condom. i was thoroughly confused
User avatar #16 - monkee (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sarah Millican is brilliant, she's really popular in Britain. American female comedians are crap. Australia also has some fantastic female comedians. It all depends on the country.
User avatar #41 to #16 - Omegashenron (04/06/2013) [-]
Same with intelligence right? African countries are crap, stupid ******* . But Europeans are smartest. It all depends on teh countries. ******* twat. You know how ignorant that statment was man? I can understand saying yueah some comedians are good and bad most women just don't appeal to you only few. And they happen to be british or Australaian not "All other countires comedians are stupid " Sorry just makes it seem like your judgin an entire ******* country is all.
User avatar #15 - tehweave (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well... The slaps would be shorter...
User avatar #105 - Juigiknows (04/06/2013) [-]
When Ellen DeGeneres did stand up back in the day, she was so ******* funny.

its all over YouTube if you have time its Ellen DeGeneres : Here and Now
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