Would You Rather?

#5 - tittylovin

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#95 to #5 - anon id: 725b2ca8

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(04/06/2013) [-]

Why so sexist? [Joker's voice]

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#10 - Anemophobia

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(04/06/2013) [-]

Every female comedian:
"My mom once said..."
"My pussy, my pussy, my pussy!"

#44 to #10 - Crimeater

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(04/06/2013) [-]

Image...relevant? I guess it is haha

#19 - broorb

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(04/06/2013) [-]

wap wap wap sexist asshole alert

#83 to #19 - Sacrifice

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To be fair, the vast majority of female comedians suck. I don't know whether it's just a ratio thing, with there being more males in the business and therefore more of them are better, or something else entirely, but a lot of the female comedians I've seen guesting on TV have been terrible.

A few exceptions I can name: Sarah Millican, Jo Brand, that Nigerian one who I've only seen a couple times on Mock the Week and don't know the name of.

Of course, this is all my opinion, you may disagree completely.

#128 to #83 - broorb

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I see where you're coming from, but it's true that it's a vastly male-dominated market, and as a result the audience has always been vastly male as well, so it's a self-perpetuating situation: males tend to find males funnier (jokes and anecdotes are more relatable), thus females are less popular and less appreciated.

Were the audiences balanced with males and females opinions would be balanced as well - there are fewer of them, the cream of the crop is going to be smaller, and the unfunnier ones are going to be more obvious.

#52 to #19 - marlkarxthethird

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(04/06/2013) [-]

..."wap wap wap"?

#127 to #52 - broorb

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it's the noise my sexist-asshole-ometer makes

#38 - nordicmike

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(04/06/2013) [-]

Sarah Millican is one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen. If you don't know her work just go watch her Live at the Apollo performances.

#118 to #38 - takers

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(04/06/2013) [-]

I have seen some really hilarious female comedians and she is not one of them.

#94 to #38 - badboywantsu

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(04/06/2013) [-]

I've seen her before, she's got some good material

#51 to #38 - kachingga

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(04/06/2013) [-]

Wanda sykes is pretty amazing too.

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#18 - lesrin

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(04/06/2013) [-]

Am i the only one who chose the latter soley becuase i wanted the money?

#74 to #18 - NinjaHermit

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(04/06/2013) [-]

Nope. In any case, I'm broke, and couldn't afford tickets, so I'd get the slaps by default.

#64 - originialname

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(04/06/2013) [-]

Wouldnt mind a girl

#1 - oniryuuko

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(04/05/2013) [-]

You're asking people whether they want to pay to see a comedy act they prolly won't like (most comedians are actually pretty bad at what they do) or if they want money, in exchange for some quick physical pain.

#17 to #1 - huszti

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it doesn't say you're getting slapped 10 times in quick succession. what if you won't know when you're slapped and who's going to slap you?

#30 to #17 - oniryuuko

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(04/06/2013) [-]

It doesn't say that the act will be less than ten thousand dollars. What if you'd get that much for the slaps? The what ifs of these situations are pointless to dwell on.