Creepy Mall Guy. . there is a man who always shows up at the mall near me and he wears really weird clothes and has a light up belt buckle and stuff and i found
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Creepy Mall Guy

there is a man who always shows up
at the mall near me and he wears
really weird clothes and has a light
up belt buckle and stuff and i found a
facebook page for him with almost
3000 likes
Creepy mall guy
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Submitted: 04/05/2013
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#6 - buzzin like a bee (04/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
My towns local celebrity for a while was a sassy french jesus. Not even joking.
#13 - jugularj (04/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
South Park Mall? Strongsville, Ohio?    
   
I know that man! I have seen him many many times before!   
   
Everytime I see him I get all giddy like I just saw the mall equivalent of bigfoot
South Park Mall? Strongsville, Ohio?

I know that man! I have seen him many many times before!

Everytime I see him I get all giddy like I just saw the mall equivalent of bigfoot
#8 - unicornsoncrack (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There is this guy in my town who rides his bike around the bus station in a dress every once in awhile screaming, "Lick my sweaty, shaven nutsack."
#67 - guitarnigger (04/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
In my town there´s a pretty much bizarre hobo, people call him ¨El butto¨. He spends the day chasing people running doggy style and grabbing their asses. If you try to kick him, he stands up and starts slapping your ass until you give him a cigarette. Pic related, that´s him.
#3 - tiopico (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In my town, there is this guy we call "Quinta Feira"(means thursday), he is always drunk, and will always ask you a cigar, even if you passed by him 30 seconds ago.
#57 - sheepysquirrel (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't have a picture like everyone else but there is a homeless guy in my town named "Sergeant" (as we call him) he is an ex-marine and here are two stories about him.

My brother was sitting on the porch, Sergeant pops up from the alley.
"Come here private!" he shouts. My brother stands up and says "The **** you say?", Sergeant replies "Come here Corporal!" (he changes your rank a lot) and my brother walks over. He (still talking loudly) says 'YOU EVER THINK OF JOINING THE MARINES?!" my brother just stands there. Sergeant then flexes his arms (this dude was ripped) and says "LOOK AT THIS! (pointing at his bicep) THIS IS WHAT THE MARINES DOES! MAKES YOU A MAN!" he ends up talking with my brother for a good 30 minutes about how he should join the marines before shaking my brothers hand and walking off into the sunset.


A few weeks later, none of us entirely believed him about Sergeant until he showed up that night. We were sitting on a friend porch and here comes Sergeant stomping down the street. He says "ANY OF YOU GOT BEER?!" we did not but he said "No problem!" and pulls one out of his pocket. He sits with us telling us stories about being a Marine. (I do not recall them but he said he was in some jungle at some point) He constantly says "CONFIRM OR DENY PRIVATE?!" (changing the rank) when he says things. He told us he grew up somewhere in new york and after telling us how they always gave each other nicknames he turns to me and says "Yours would be...Asshole Detour Indian".

That was a good night..
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#91 - iFail (04/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm disappointed, Scottish funnyjunkers, why haven't any of you posted about Bongo Terry?

We have this guy called Bongo Terry who goes around the big cities/towns in central Scotland; Glasgow/Edinburgh/Stirling etc. He's a busker from Africa who'll stop playing his drum when you give him money to ask your name, then once you tell him your name, he incorporates in to his song. Total legend.
#59 - linktheherooftime (04/06/2013) [-]
I saw this on the guy's Facebook page.
#26 - Temari (04/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)
There is a dude in my area (GTA, greater toronto area) who wear bunny ears.

He's a full grown, decent sized man who wears bright pink bunny ears.

He eats in the McDonalds in Whitby and Oshawa, playing chess (with himself, and with a bunch of rule books). He also goes to the mall (Oshawa Centre) and walks around.

Since it was just Easter, he fit in.

No one in the area knows why he wears them. Rumours spread like wildfire, here are some of the popular theories:
-His daughter died on Easter, and he wears them in her honour
-His daughter died (not necessarily on Easter) and she loved bunnies, so he wears them in his honour
-He does it to be funny
-He's just ******* insane

People say he's calm, non-violent and approachable. He doesn't bother anyone, but he's a local legend.

There also used to be a guy who hung out randomly in public, just standing around, who would wear a pink ballet suit, tutu and all, pantyhose, ballet flats, and sometimes had a wand. He was a big guy with a full grey beard. He was absolutely crazy and homeless, and would often be in the local mental institute near the lake. His name was apparently Terry, and he was called Terry (the) Fairy. I've google "terry the fairy whitby/oshawa" and nothing comes up, but he was a sight to see. He died before camera phones were popular, so any pictures taken would have been **** anyhow.

Google "bunny/rabbit ears Oshawa/Whitby" and you'll find discussions about him and his craziness.
Pic related, it's him.
#46 - dowlingbrothersinc (04/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
DUDE
IS THIS FROM STONGSVILLE OHIO?
I MET HIM.
****** CRAY.

Okay I'm done.
#70 - leuser (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In my town, we have this guy we call "Tecate Man". I think you can figure out why.
#39 - thedumbledore (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everywhere has it's local hero it seems. Mine is this legend.
#73 - erotictentacle (04/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In a city close to me there's that homeless guy, he always dresses up like a woman and pushes around a baby wagon thingy full of baby puppets, usually like 8 or something.

no picture, i'm too afraid that his babies attack me when i take one
#71 - saladtongsofdeath ONLINE (04/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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thats nothing.... last time i went to a warehouse rave in brooklyn, theres a guy named kevin carpet that rolls himself up in a carpet and lays in front of the entrance to have everyone step on him.... he gets mad at you if you walk over him
#78 - mr skeltal (04/06/2013) [-]
There's this older lady in my town that runs the streets naked and jumps into peoples trash cans. She's also on a website for registered sex-offenders.... We call her Aunt Diddles.
User avatar #34 - Whetstone (04/06/2013) [-]
My town has a 65 year old cross dresser with a british accent. He always rides a 70's bicycle. Although people think he's insane, he's actually very intelligent.
#163 - annaisocoolike (04/06/2013) [-]
in his natural habitat
#145 - mr skeltal (04/06/2013) [-]
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THAT COLOUR NAME **** I DONT EVEN

THERE'S WHITE
LIGHTBLUE
A BIT MORE BLUE BUT STILL LIGHT BLUE
AND NORMAL BLUE
WTF
#139 - retardedowl (04/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
more colored names? of course.
more colored names? of course.
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