girls play with robots .... ... "men" with himself. Have your brain transplanted into at Have -5. -bur Ingrain transplanted mm the Ma?. Be a robot. Find a cave, turn self off, then, when someone finds me, and turns me back on, I would speak of some story about how I have been there before humans girls play with robots "men" himself Have your brain transplanted into at -5 -bur Ingrain mm the Ma? Be a robot Find cave turn self off then when someone finds me and turns back on I would speak of some story about how have been there before humans
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User avatar #7 - DCat
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Be a robot.

Find a cave, turn self off, then, when someone finds me, and turns me back on, I would speak of some ******** story about how I have been there before humans and the one to awaken me would be the chosen one or some ****. Give them a nearby rock as a reward saying it has special powers.
#60 to #7 - anon id: 070dbd0c
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Yeah he'll turn you on so that you'll give him a hard 'rock' with special powers eh?
#62 to #60 - missing
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#79 to #7 - anon id: 8d8e0b92
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>Never get found
>Brain starts to decay and fade
>People find an odd metal suit
>Wear it
>Skin getting worn by people as armour
User avatar #71 to #7 - stijnverheye
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nobody finds you ,cave collapsed . you are stuck in a cave forever !
#25 - anon id: 4a328dad
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periods and pregnancies? no thanks
User avatar #27 to #25 - dafiltafish
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-cope with it, females have been doing it for millions of years

-abstinence, condoms, spermicide, birth control pills, morning after pill, abortion, infertility drugs. believe me there are ways around pregnancy.
User avatar #44 to #27 - HST
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like butt sex
User avatar #46 to #44 - dafiltafish
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that works.
#73 to #25 - donutcaptin
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ya because robots are always bleeding and getting pregnant. ******* ANON
ya because robots are always bleeding and getting pregnant. ******* ANON
#113 to #73 - fergferg
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Comment Picture
User avatar #36 to #25 - supamonkey
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on the other hand... boobs
User avatar #42 to #36 - thisisspartah
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actually in both hands.... BOOBS
User avatar #48 to #42 - supamonkey
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I see what you did there.
#49 - vampireinarm
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>become robot   
>have body modeled after female human   
>add sensory receptors to desired areas   
>??????   
>profit is evident.
>become robot
>have body modeled after female human
>add sensory receptors to desired areas
>??????
>profit is evident.
User avatar #104 to #49 - andnowducks
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>Remove periods from body
>Remove pregnancy.
#106 to #104 - anon id: e04b2656
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Why remove pregnancy?
Its not like youre going to get pregnant with girls.
User avatar #108 to #106 - andnowducks
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Well she could be a tranny.
#9 - honeybiscuit
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#69 to #9 - thepunchedface
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got sauce on that?
User avatar #124 to #69 - orangelightning
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Hello i come from the future and bear source.
You need to login to view this link
I was looking through my favourites and suddenly wondered where this image was from.
User avatar #84 to #69 - honeybiscuit
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Sorry I don't. I got it from here. Saved it hoping to get sauce myself.
#103 - harryblazer
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or you could be a female robot
User avatar #11 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I don't' want either of these.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thatonesmartdude
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That's not the point, the point is which one you would prefer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sparkyoneonetwo
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well neither, I'd rather take a slow horribly painful death were I am chopped up into tiny bits and feed to a bunch of random strangers.
#15 to #13 - thatonesmartdude
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You're new here, aren't you?
"Funnyjunk?"
Earth.
"No..."
Then the English language perhaps? The question is asking, "If you had to choose between these two options, which choice would yield more happiness for you?"
"Neither would make me happy."
Let me rephrase that: "Which of those two options would yield less discomfort than the other?" It's not asking if you want either of the two scenarios, it's asking, "Which of these two would you designate as the superior choice when compared to the other?"
User avatar #16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo
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No matter how many options someone gives you there is always another option and the option would be whatever the **** you want that option to be. Just because you are giving a few choices doesn't mean that they are the only choices.If you go your whole life only pick options form what people give you well that's kinda sad, man the **** up and make your options. For this chose neither a third options that isn't listed yet still an option both of the choices that are up there would totally suck so I say neither I don't want either of them and look at that **** a new third d option was just created.
#17 to #16 - omgiplaywow
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You must be the most fun person in your social group.
User avatar #18 to #17 - asschwitz
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Implying with the way he acts he has one.
User avatar #23 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo
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what do you mean ??
User avatar #119 to #23 - asschwitz
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I mean that because of how you choose to look at things and think about them you probably aren't very popular/don't have a very large social group.
User avatar #121 to #119 - sparkyoneonetwo
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So you are saying because I don't like any of the options I am given and found and picked an option I liked better I have no friends. That is by far the dumbest ******* thing I think I ever seen on FJ
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Omgiplaywowtoo
User avatar #22 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo
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why would you say that??
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#28 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo
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This image has expired
Chances are I probably look dumber.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I might be stupid but, it's not wrong.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Just because it's a question don't mean there is a write or wrong answer.

It's a question about an opinion of some choice but, no matter what choices you are given there will always be more choices.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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First, no matter what you do or say you won't insult me.

second, if these were my only to options and I was forced to pick one or the other I'd just never pick one and look at that a new option that wasn't there before.

Not matter what options you are given there will always be at least one other option to chose even if no one said anything about it. Once again I would have picked a 3rd option that wasn't one of the orgaial options. So it's not wrong you can't be wrong about an opinion of choices even if you didn't chose and original choice.
#43 to #34 - izzygirl
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Boy, you must fail all multiple choice tests you're given.
Boy, you must fail all multiple choice tests you're given.
User avatar #45 to #43 - sparkyoneonetwo
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That's a really dumb thing to say. Multiple choice test would most likely be factual meaning there would be a right or wrong answer so why would I chose the option I wanted best if it was wrong??

Being this is an opinionated question there is an unlimited amount of choice you could make and none of them would ever be right or wrong.
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User avatar #37 to #35 - sparkyoneonetwo
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It can't be an insult if I'm not insulted that's the ******* point of an insult.

As for what I"d pick I"d ask how you were going to kill them then let you kill them and lots of my problems would be solved.

There is still a 3rd option. You get them people that try to be all heroic and thing they can break out and save their family without saying the alphabet. That kinda **** really only happens in movies yet it's still an option chance are it's going to fail and the family would die but still an option.

No matter what, no matter how ****** up, no matter who dumb it is that is always another option.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I suppose you are right about that insult thing

"you hope you get skull ******" I never one said anything like that. Where the **** did that even come from??

I'm no longer in special ed classes anyway they already took my coloring books from me ;_; Also, if you were to start bitch slapping me with things chances are you'd just make me horny so that really would accomplish much.

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User avatar #41 to #40 - sparkyoneonetwo
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That's nice glad you had a bad time talking to me then. Maybe next time you won't try to prove someone wrong that isn't wrong because an opinion can't ******* be wrong.


#52 to #16 - neoexdeath
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**neoexdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #548 at This may be my last post ** Fine, fine, the third option is being brutally raped in the ass, by whatever I just rolled.
User avatar #53 to #52 - neoexdeath
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And FYI? They don't sell Knotted Condoms outside of Furcon, so...yeah, buy one of those DIY enema kits for after.
#63 to #53 - elyiia
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User avatar #122 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Why buy knoted condomes when I could just get a bad dragon toy that last forever??
#58 to #52 - sparkyoneonetwo
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This image has expired
I"m okay with that
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The entire point of this is to pick from one of the choices, if you say that there's another option then you're completely defeating the purpose of it and might as well just not say anything at all. It's like a game, if you can't follow the rules, just simply don't play.
#19 to #16 - thatonesmartdude
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Yeah, I'm convinced you're new to both Earth and the English language. I would continue this conversation, but I'm afraid you'll just confuse me further with your failed attempts to speak a language of the humans. You're welcome to speak your native language of Klingon if you want; I'm sure I can find a website that can translate it into English for me.

If you were trying to say that there is always another option, then you're missing the point of the choice. While you're not required to choose, you're also not required to say you don't like either choice. You could have taken the fabled third option and not said/typed anything.
User avatar #24 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Or I could say that I wouldn't want to pick either option like I did
#57 to #11 - justsomechickyo
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This guy and everyone here.....
This guy and everyone here.....
User avatar #59 to #57 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I wouldn't really call it fight. It was a mild argument at most
#6 - canadianguyeh
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I would rather be a robot/android, like the ones from DBZ I would be invincible.
I would rather be a robot/android, like the ones from DBZ I would be invincible.
#93 to #6 - cjasper
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Why can't we be both?
#61 - pocoloco
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>be like robot
>be like Raiden
>???
>profit?
#64 to #61 - anon id: d10358a0
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Raiden is a cyborg as in 50% human 50% robot only
User avatar #65 to #64 - pocoloco
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still having your brain still makes you a cyborg. besides who would not want to be as awesome as something like a metal gear?
User avatar #66 to #61 - karvarausku
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First thought Mortal kombat Raiden, but he doesn't look like that...
User avatar #68 to #61 - dovakinbronie
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>become woman
>titts
>???
>you dont need no profit you got titts
User avatar #88 to #68 - pocoloco
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As a cyborg I can just build in some soft tits. Then I´m a cyborg ninja with an awesome rack.
User avatar #47 - chuckbillrow
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the novelty of being a female is fleeting
but the immorality of being a robot is eternal
User avatar #54 to #47 - antisocialtwilight
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I think you mean immortality.
User avatar #55 to #54 - chuckbillrow
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no if im ever a robot i will do things that will make /b/ cringe
but yeah must have clicked the wrong thing in spell check
User avatar #56 to #55 - antisocialtwilight
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You could delete system 32.
#96 - favoredlad
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Please assume the position
Numbness will subside in several minutes.
#98 to #96 - memustardo
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I always love how that robot was named ''Fisto''.