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#9 - princessthymicorn
Reply +377
(04/05/2013) [-]
If you can't even keep up with a tortoise you might want to reconsider your career path as a pet walker.
#86 to #9 - skulldan
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(04/06/2013) [-]
also he is wearing rollar blades. In case nobody noticed
#50 to #9 - buthow
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(04/06/2013) [-]
You are an inspiration. You have so many top comments. I wish I was alpha too :(
You are an inspiration. You have so many top comments. I wish I was alpha too :(
#55 to #50 - miscarriage
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Lol thymicorn is the best commenter FJ will has ever had
#97 to #55 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(04/06/2013) [-]
geckosandcheerios
#72 to #55 - guymandude
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(04/06/2013) [-]
this coming from ROYALTY


im stalking you
#75 to #72 - miscarriage
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(04/06/2013) [-]
y u do dis
#56 to #55 - buthow
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I dunno, you are pretty great.
#57 to #56 - miscarriage
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(04/06/2013) [-]
I haven't been number 1 commenter like he has though.

He's also been close to 1 on 2 other accounts.
#58 to #57 - buthow
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter about number, it matters about what the comment is about. A lot of good comments are overshadowed by the decent ones. And if the good comments get recognition, it's for an unbelievably short time of 24 hours, I think everyone should know about them, just like everyone should know you're the bestest.
You're at least #1 in my book. Your modesty makes you like way higher.
#59 to #58 - miscarriage
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(04/06/2013) [-]
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thanks buthow <3
#60 to #59 - buthow
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(04/06/2013) [-]
Of course! I try to say what I think is true.
Of course! I try to say what I think is true.
#37 to #9 - berkut
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(04/06/2013) [-]
What if it's a Koopa? Those ****** are fast.
#33 to #9 - admiralen
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(04/06/2013) [-]
petWALKER not petRUNNER
#17 to #9 - TheFixer
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(04/05/2013) [-]
what if the tortoise is like the turtle in bugs bunny and the shell is so aerodynamic it propels you faster?
#76 to #17 - Lilstow ONLINE
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(04/06/2013) [-]
aerodynamics don't propel you forward, they just help you go less slow.
#100 to #76 - TheFixer
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(04/07/2013) [-]
its cartoon logic damn it!
#15 to #9 - thatsimple
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