Dolphin Rape. You argue scientific facts!. Researchers studying dolphin behavior underwater cave where it had been have discovered rogue packs of adult repeated
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Dolphin Rape

You argue scientific facts!

Researchers studying dolphin behavior underwater cave where it had been
have discovered rogue packs of adult repeatedly raped and torn apart by the
male dolphins gang raping swimmers in dolphins. "
open waters. Human decays fitted with
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Scott Hiddleston of the Dolphin .
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looking for humans to sexually assault. .
The dolphins in each case were "There are at least 14 cases of dolphin rape
observed circling the swimmer as one of reported each year in the United States,
the group grabbed them with their penis these usually occur near the shore where
and dragged them under, then the others victims are able to escape before they can be
followed. Dolphins have a prehensile dragged into a dolphin rape cave. There is no
penis, it is full of powerful muscles and real estimate of how many deaths are the
they can wrap it around objects, such as result of dolphin rape each year as many of
a human limb. The decoys never these occur in open water where there are
resurfaced in any of the studies..... We few eyewitnesses if any."
tracked one of the decoys to an
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Submitted: 04/05/2013
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User avatar #10 - nightmaren (04/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Am I wrong for thinking Dolphins are a sapient species?
They've been observed making certain frequencies exclusively when referring to specific individuals, so they all have names, which would indicate an actual language.
The only reason they don't have buildings and **** is because they live underwater and so they can't harness fire, which is essential for forming a civilization.

inb4 they also dont have hands. They'd be able to adapt to not having hands.
#3 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
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From /tg/ with love. Figured it was relevant.
#1 - jacklane (04/05/2013) [-]
just to go with the content :3
User avatar #23 - toonlinktwentytwo (04/06/2013) [-]
goddammit dolphins
#12 - ThpiderMan (04/06/2013) [-]
Great, I was already afraid of open waters because of my stupid imagination making stupid ancient monsters n' 						****					, but now you're legitimately telling me dolphins can grab me with their muscle-bound cocks and pull me down to a rape-filled grave similar to a freshman at their first college party?   
   
What the 						****					 bro?   
   
What... the 						****					...
Great, I was already afraid of open waters because of my stupid imagination making stupid ancient monsters n' **** , but now you're legitimately telling me dolphins can grab me with their muscle-bound cocks and pull me down to a rape-filled grave similar to a freshman at their first college party?

What the **** bro?

What... the **** ...
User avatar #11 - KayRed (04/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...We should totally give that dolphins LSD, that'll solve the problem.
#7 - vikingpizza ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
That's terrifying
#25 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
they also gang rape female dolphins and murder unborn dolphins and young calfes using ecolocation.
User avatar #9 - kazorkthedork (04/05/2013) [-]
i didn't know it was this bad.
seriously I thought this was limited to, like, love-bites or something.
User avatar #8 - kolimm **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
who else want to be rape by a dolphin now?
#4 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
Rubbery sex torpedoes~
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