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User avatar #8 - thatscrewedupkid (04/05/2013) [-]
fun fact, Lynchburg, the town where jack daniel's is made, is in a dry county. thus, you cannot buy it there. If you got there to take a tour, at the end, they bus you across county lines to a facility they have so you can sample the product
#25 - puredeliciousness (04/05/2013) [-]
There's a 			*********		 brewing up behind that 9gag watermark, waiting to be released when this gets higher up on the FP. Everyone hide.
There's a ********* brewing up behind that 9gag watermark, waiting to be released when this gets higher up on the FP. Everyone hide.
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#90 - brocktox (04/06/2013) [-]
All this bitching about 9gag yet somehow almost every time I come to fj, there's some content with a 9gag watermark on the frontpage.
All this bitching about 9gag yet somehow almost every time I come to fj, there's some content with a 9gag watermark on the frontpage.
#11 - adriangunter (04/05/2013) [-]
I've been watching Archer a lot and i read this in his voice.
#18 to #11 - secretdestroyers (04/05/2013) [-]
Why was I dressed as Hitler?
#97 to #18 - raheemshibaz (04/06/2013) [-]
contributing to thread
contributing to thread
#47 - thalfak (04/05/2013) [-]
Always perfect
Always perfect
#48 to #47 - alhemicar (04/05/2013) [-]
a little faster
a little faster
#98 to #48 - raexe (04/06/2013) [-]
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#50 to #49 - alhemicar (04/05/2013) [-]
no
no
#53 to #51 - alhemicar (04/06/2013) [-]
It's ok, I'll have a cup of tea while I excuse you
It's ok, I'll have a cup of tea while I excuse you
#57 to #53 - thalfak (04/06/2013) [-]
A drink and then tea and at this time?
#59 to #57 - alhemicar (04/06/2013) [-]
why not? just let me finish the cables
why not? just let me finish the cables
#62 to #59 - thalfak (04/06/2013) [-]
Like that will ever happen
Like that will ever happen
#63 to #62 - alhemicar (04/06/2013) [-]
True, true...   
   
We can play some tennis in the mean time
True, true...

We can play some tennis in the mean time
#64 to #63 - thalfak (04/06/2013) [-]
Someone finaly asked
Someone finaly asked
User avatar #55 to #53 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2013) [-]
why the **** do you guys have so many gifs of drinks being poured?!
#56 to #55 - alhemicar (04/06/2013) [-]
Because they mess with your mind
Because they mess with your mind
#99 to #56 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
**** you, glass. Just getting filled up without getting filled up.
User avatar #58 to #56 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess...
User avatar #27 - xzylophone (04/05/2013) [-]
we have to speak its language or it wont understand our comments! le go le back le to le 9gag le le leeeee!!
#70 to #27 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/06/2013) [-]
lol go back to le 96ag, fagget. lol xD
lol go back to le 96ag, fagget. lol xD
#23 - vicecomx (04/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 - freestyleristaken (04/06/2013) [-]
Ice in whisky...ow dear
#89 - superage (04/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 - lieutenantderp (04/05/2013) [-]
why the **** do you put ice in your drink? it'll screw up everything.
#3 - SilenceDeath (04/05/2013) [-]
Ice is for for sodas you don't put it in strong alcohol.
#39 to #3 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
I have always thought that you drink it the way you want to, because hell, you bought it.
User avatar #6 to #3 - taintedangel (04/05/2013) [-]
you have to have water with whisky, this just doubles as a method of keeping it cool, thereby killing two birds with one stone.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kyrozor (04/05/2013) [-]
It's better with Ice, nice and cold for the spring that finally decided to show up.
#5 to #3 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
You are supposed to have ice in whisky, douché.
#7 to #3 - deaddis (04/05/2013) [-]
You don't put ice in whiskey ******* retards, you use either whisky rocks or drink it warm.
ps. Jack Daniels tastes like **** and is overpriced as **** .
User avatar #9 to #7 - colegaleener (04/05/2013) [-]
you are courageous putting an opinion like that
User avatar #41 to #9 - zombifier (04/05/2013) [-]
Not really, JD is low-midshelf quality whiskey.
#13 to #7 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
There's no "correct" way to drink whiskey
User avatar #35 to #13 - thenoluk (04/05/2013) [-]
Not actually true. A buddy of mine is employed as a "Alcoholic Beverage Sampler" - that's literally his fukken title - and he said that you're supposed to have it warm, no ice.

***bonus fact*** You are supposed to drink glenn (similar to whisky in brewing, not in taste) with ice
User avatar #10 to #7 - thamuz ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
How are those whiskey rocks? Im thinking about buying some.

And Jack Daniels Honey+ Lemonade. I thought I wouldnt like it(but I love jack and i dont care if others say it tastes bad,Jim Beam is wet cardboard to me)
#32 to #10 - lowe (04/05/2013) [-]
Whisky rocks are great, you dont get the watered down taste, just a chilled whisky. Theres plenty of good websites out there that sell them do some googling
#43 to #7 - saladtongsofdeath (04/05/2013) [-]
i prefer king cubes... you don't use whiskey rocks or drink it neat because your pallet doesn't develop well until you spend years tasting whiskey and know what you are tasting for, you dilute the whiskey so you can enjoy and decipher the subtle hints and flavors in the spirit ... idiots that think they know whiskey at the age of like 21 piss me off, no buying blue label doesn't make you a better drinker... it just makes you waste $300 and look like a giant douche
User avatar #38 to #7 - melioracogito (04/05/2013) [-]
That's actually true. I was once at a whiskey tasting and the last whiskey tasted like a rainbow exploding in your mouth. Can't remember the name, though.
User avatar #14 - gladiator (04/05/2013) [-]
i once had a guy tell me that jack daniels is a womans drink...

i found it ironic seeing that he later told me he was a vegetarian.
#82 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
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#26 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user friendlytroll **
SOMEBODY IS GETTING RAPED.
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#30 to #26 - friendlytroll (04/05/2013) [-]
The park isn't a safe place.
The park isn't a safe place.
#16 - rudianos (04/05/2013) [-]
dat watermark
User avatar #20 - CupcakeFish (04/05/2013) [-]
"Via 9gag.com"
User avatar #12 - facedodge (04/05/2013) [-]
Scotch > Bourbon

It's okay... I'm an American.
User avatar #85 to #12 - hbombintown (04/06/2013) [-]
i feel bad for the people who is thumbing down ur comment
User avatar #105 to #85 - facedodge (04/08/2013) [-]
probably because I'm an American... people hate America for no good reason.
#31 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
#34 to #31 - caplocker (04/05/2013) [-]
If it's poison why do people who drink live longer?
#73 to #34 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
They don't... that's a god damn lie. Even a small amount of alcohol does damage to the body. The guy below me is an idiot. For every 1 kind of good thing it does there are 5 negative side affects.
User avatar #37 to #34 - beastsy (04/05/2013) [-]
getting ********* doesn't make you live longer. drinking a glass or two of wine is what will extend your life, or 2 or 3 beers.
#103 to #37 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
For every 1 good thing it does there are 5 much worse negative side affects. The negatives far outweigh the positives in both amount of them and how beneficial or harmful they are.
#100 to #37 - caplocker (04/06/2013) [-]
Right, but small amounts of poison don't extend your life, that's the point.
User avatar #60 to #31 - elcreepo (04/06/2013) [-]
Consider the following.

Everything is good in moderation.
#66 to #60 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
Even a small amount of alcohol does damage to the body.
#71 to #66 - elcreepo (04/06/2013) [-]
Not actually. In moderation your kidneys and liver can filter out almost anything. Also, studies have shown drinking lightly to moderately does have some health benefits.

www.mayoclinic.com/health/alcohol/SC00024

You and your biased information, troll.
#74 to #71 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
For every 1 kind of good thing it does there are 5 negative side affects... it's not worth it.
User avatar #77 to #74 - elcreepo (04/06/2013) [-]
So then... breathing air is bad for you because it contains nitrogen and CO2, both of which cause some pretty dangerous negative effects?

I am aware of the pointlessness of this conversation.
#84 to #77 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
Breathing is vital to life and unavoidable, drinking alcohol is not. You can't compare them. God damn ******* idiots like you always try and be smart asses by making the stupidest comparisons...
User avatar #78 to #31 - Crusader (04/06/2013) [-]
I will give you the only reason any of us need

It's fun
What is the point of life if you don't allow yourself to have as much fun as possible?

The point of life is not to lie down in the grave well-reserved with a reputation of being well-mannered, the point of life is to experience as much of life as you can, and slide into the grave saying "Holy hell, what a ride"
#81 to #78 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
You can easily have fun without needing to poison yourself...
User avatar #83 to #81 - Crusader (04/06/2013) [-]
yes, but can you say you have experienced everything you can in life without having consumed alcohol?
#96 to #83 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
There's no reason to experience it... I never experienced getting shot in the head with a gun, doesn't mean I want to.
User avatar #36 to #31 - arrogant (04/05/2013) [-]
I won't lie, this has always been one of my favourite copypastas. The original was such a moralfag
#68 to #36 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it any less true.
User avatar #75 to #68 - elcreepo (04/06/2013) [-]
Wow, I'm surprised i didn't recognize you as a troll at first. This comment however just makes it blatantly obvious.

I am ashamed, I've been away from the internet too long.
#87 to #75 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm being completely serious...
User avatar #45 to #31 - Crusader (04/05/2013) [-]
There is a big difference between drinking socially and being an alcoholic.
Considering how long Alcohol has been alongside humanity, in it's various forms, it has become somewhat of a mainstay in society.
Sure, you can go out and have a conversation with a glass of water, or juice, but why not have it over a beer, it's something to talk about.
Juice is juice when it comes down to it, sure you have fruit punch and orange and apple, but when compared to Alcohol, it's severely lacking in terms of differentiation.
I mean think about the types of Juice
Apple - cranberry - fruit punch - *insert fruit* and you have them all.
But with alcohol, there is not only different types, whiskey, beer, vodka, wine, etc. but within those there are different brewers, and different types of each one depending on how long it was fermented, where the crops were grown, what it was fermented in, etc.

And when you get down to it.
Alcohol is just fermented juice
inb4 "That's just wine" Not really, beer and rye and such is just fermented wheat juice.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Crusader (04/05/2013) [-]
And yes, I realize this guy is a troll.
#67 to #45 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
So there's many different forms of poison. Juice is a lot healthier than alcohol but really all I drink is water usually. No soda or anything like that. But so what if there's a lot of different kinds of alcohol? It's still bad. I didn't see the point...
User avatar #76 to #67 - Crusader (04/06/2013) [-]
There's poison in most things.
Plastics? most are poisonous
Tobacco? Obviously bad
Hell, even granite gives of residual radiation, all those people going through Grand Central Station every day are either gonna become superheroes or get cancer eventually.

If you start eliminating everything that is harmful, you exclude so many things that are entertaining or useful, that you end up hindering your own ability to experience life.
The goal in life is not to lie down in the grave whole and well-preserved, it's to jump in and see what is next to do.
#86 to #76 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
I agree tobacco is bad and I would not advise someone to ingest plastics... why not avoid as many harmful things as possible?
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