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#28 - triggathepirate (04/05/2013) [-]
I have theory that my pets are racist.   
Being which when we adopted them their names were Runner and Watermelon. Watermelon being completely black and the other an orange tabby.   
They may have adopted this from the previous owners, and with little help of my frequent outbursts at Runner. Mind you I talk to him like a completely normal acquaintance.    
He trips me coming up the stairs.   
> 						*****					 what the 						****					 you trina kill me?!   
He's in my bed when I come up stairs.   
> Real wrap if you don't stay out of my bed it's game over.   
Eyeing cheesesteaks whilst I prepare them.   
>You think you slick bitch? I'll knock you out, quick time.   
   
TL;DR I'm urbanizing my felines
I have theory that my pets are racist.
Being which when we adopted them their names were Runner and Watermelon. Watermelon being completely black and the other an orange tabby.
They may have adopted this from the previous owners, and with little help of my frequent outbursts at Runner. Mind you I talk to him like a completely normal acquaintance.
He trips me coming up the stairs.
> ***** what the **** you trina kill me?!
He's in my bed when I come up stairs.
> Real wrap if you don't stay out of my bed it's game over.
Eyeing cheesesteaks whilst I prepare them.
>You think you slick bitch? I'll knock you out, quick time.

TL;DR I'm urbanizing my felines
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