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#12 - princessthymicorn (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hello dog, how are you today?
#13 to #12 - princessthymicorn (04/05/2013) [-]
No response? You think you're better than me? FUCK YOU DOG.
#15 - Nameloc (04/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be me   
>be at girlfriend's house   
>girlfriend's mom introduces me to their dog   
>their dog is fat   
>I say "wow he's quite a big dog"   
>gf's mom gets offended   
>says "YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS"   
>demands I say sorry   
>says I have to "TELL HIM HE'S MUSCULAR"   
   
MFW I ended up having to tell a dog he's "Muscular"
>be me
>be at girlfriend's house
>girlfriend's mom introduces me to their dog
>their dog is fat
>I say "wow he's quite a big dog"
>gf's mom gets offended
>says "YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS"
>demands I say sorry
>says I have to "TELL HIM HE'S MUSCULAR"

MFW I ended up having to tell a dog he's "Muscular"
#1 - lujan (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My dad calls our dog son.
#16 - glowparty (04/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i talk to my dog like a black man, ive trained him to respond to pop a squat, gime some skin, and plap plap (gun shot sounds at which point he will roll over and play dead)
#11 - winthorpe (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I do, Bitch!

i treat my cat with the respect he forces from me so that he doesnt suffocate me in my sleep
#29 - oneironaut (04/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I talk to my snake a lot, but he just gives me these looks and boops my nose with his.

There is so much nose booping.
#35 to #34 - oneironaut (04/05/2013) [-]
i-it's not like I want you to think I'm cute, b-baka
#27 - flyleafistheshit (04/05/2013) [-]
My family is probably the only one who does this, but one of us will speak to our dog as if she is of equal intelligence and then who ever else is in the room will make up the dogs response in a silly voice and we will carry on this conversation like it is completely normal.

For example I would say, "Hey Ziggurt, you look like you are enjoying that pillow. You want me to go buy you a dog bed?"

Then my sister/ Ziggy in response would,"Sure would fuckin beat laying at the edge of this bed near your smelly ass feet."

To which I would say, "Do you kiss your Mama with that mouth?"

Sister/Ziggy says, "No but I lick the inside of yours after I eat the cat shit out of the litter box."

Does anyone else do this? I didn't name her Ziggy by the way, she kinda just came with the name. This is a picture of her.
#20 - frogmum (04/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Aw. We had to put one of the family dogs down today. :(
User avatar #21 to #20 - bigveinysausage (04/05/2013) [-]
Oh there you go to be euthanized. Yes you are! yes you are! Who's a good boy?
#28 - triggathepirate (04/05/2013) [-]
I have theory that my pets are racist.   
Being which when we adopted them their names were Runner and Watermelon. Watermelon being completely black and the other an orange tabby.   
They may have adopted this from the previous owners, and with little help of my frequent outbursts at Runner. Mind you I talk to him like a completely normal acquaintance.    
He trips me coming up the stairs.   
> Nigga what the fuck you trina kill me?!   
He's in my bed when I come up stairs.   
> Real wrap if you don't stay out of my bed it's game over.   
Eyeing cheesesteaks whilst I prepare them.   
>You think you slick bitch? I'll knock you out, quick time.   
   
TL;DR I'm urbanizing my felines
I have theory that my pets are racist.
Being which when we adopted them their names were Runner and Watermelon. Watermelon being completely black and the other an orange tabby.
They may have adopted this from the previous owners, and with little help of my frequent outbursts at Runner. Mind you I talk to him like a completely normal acquaintance.
He trips me coming up the stairs.
> Nigga what the fuck you trina kill me?!
He's in my bed when I come up stairs.
> Real wrap if you don't stay out of my bed it's game over.
Eyeing cheesesteaks whilst I prepare them.
>You think you slick bitch? I'll knock you out, quick time.

TL;DR I'm urbanizing my felines
#24 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I talk to my dog all the time..
User avatar #2 - zaiopeperse (04/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My uncle keeps asking their dog if they should shoot her. The dog's just standing there like "Master is trying to communicate!" "I love master!" "I will sit here and listen to master!" "Master is probably telling a great story of when he wrangled the metal beast!"

Their dog is awesome.
User avatar #8 to #2 - ninegagleader (04/05/2013) [-]
That's actually kind of sad ._.
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#7 - insanefreak (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who talks to babies and animals as if they shared my own level of intelligence? Or am I the only one who's that insane?
User avatar #6 - moooman (04/05/2013) [-]
I speak to my cat normally...

I still call her `evil` and `furry shit head`. But it's cool, it's just a joke and she's still the best cat i've ever met.
User avatar #4 - badgerbaiting (04/05/2013) [-]
I call my dog "You bastard". It's an in joke. We cool.
#14 - zvon (04/05/2013) [-]
One does not simply post a repost and gets to the frontpage.....oh wait, they do this...a lot
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