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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#71 - zinton
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Hi, guy from Hawaii here. The real story is that Cook arrived at the same time a festival worshiping the god Lono which was symbolized by giant white banners. So when cooks ships came with big white banners they thought Cook was Lono. Cook chilled in Hawaii For a bit partying with the Hawaiians, but then they stole one of Cooks shore boats and burned it so they could get iron nails for fishing hooks. Basically Cooks got pissed people started dieing and ciook got impaled. The End.
P.S. I should know about this since the Hawaiians never stopped bitching about how the white man ruined everything.
#100 to #71 - bubathebuttblaster
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(04/05/2013) [-]
impaled by a dick?
#82 to #71 - broorb
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(04/05/2013) [-]
woah o: didn't know any of this.
thanks bro
#72 to #71 - zinton
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(04/05/2013) [-]
P.S.S. I didn't proof read this at all.