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#7 - helpmedudes (04/04/2013) [-]
If I am not mistaken, the Hawaiians ate him later...
#145 to #7 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm sure he ate them out as well...
#99 to #7 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2013) [-]
You could say he was Cooked
#114 to #99 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2013) [-]
his cock was cooked for good, right?
#164 to #114 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2013) [-]
Who's hungry for sausage, right
User avatar #53 to #7 - punnyjunky ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
you are mistaken, but he was stabbed to death by a chief named Kalanimanokahoowaha. Das one long name
#124 to #53 - slimtotheshady (04/05/2013) [-]
Ya know what the state fish of Hawai'i is? Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. YEAH BITCH
User avatar #102 to #53 - enorus (04/05/2013) [-]
Why was he stabbed?
#170 to #102 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2013) [-]
He introduced the phrases swag and YOLO to them
User avatar #190 to #170 - enorus (04/05/2013) [-]
I can see why they would stab him.
#163 to #102 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2013) [-]
Tried kidnapping their king or something like that.
#111 to #102 - puredeliciousness (04/05/2013) [-]
Probably because he was taking all of the chief's bitches.
Probably because he was taking all of the chief's bitches.
#43 to #7 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2013) [-]
Worth it!
User avatar #24 to #7 - varrlegrimscythe (04/05/2013) [-]
Well he probably ate their women. ;)
User avatar #19 to #7 - myrtille ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
No, they didn't, it was a misconception of the crew of Cook's ship. Ancient Hawaiians would boil the bones of their dead, meaning that they thought of him as one of them. When they presented the bones to his crew they thought they had eaten him. They were in no way cannibalistic.
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