He then drowned in pussy. Clearly not mine. did you know'? byyour kato. team bl r pom Capt. James Cook was the first European explorer to find the island of Haw
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He then drowned in pussy

Clearly not mine

did you know'?
byyour kato. team bl r pom
Capt. James Cook was the first European
explorer to find the island of Hawaii. Upon
arrival, the natives thought Capt. Cook was their
sex god named Lono. Capt. Cook decided to go
along with their assumption and embraced
being Lono the sex god.
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#2 - snowshark (04/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
James Cook.

Socially Awesome since before people even knew penguins existed.
#7 - helpmedudes (04/04/2013) [+] (16 replies)
If I am not mistaken, the Hawaiians ate him later...
User avatar #27 - snerus (04/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
SPOILER: He didn't die a-lono.
#8 - EdwardNigma (04/05/2013) [-]
The man who discovered my country, a sex god.
Later stabbed to death by the Hawaiians. After he tried to kidnap their king.

Dude was ******* hardcore.
#80 - fatimmortal (04/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah, he was all ***** and giggles until the men wanted to **** him too.
#1 - allnamesrtaken (04/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I wonder if there are any other undiscovered islands?
#86 - craazhy (04/05/2013) [-]
hfw they call him a sex god
#45 - snaresinger (04/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Captain James Cook










was the role model for Captain James Kirk
#84 - suckerfish (04/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
he also discovered australia, AND wasnt killed by our wildlife

so the hawaiians are more dongerous than australian wildlife?
#29 - oxYKellark (04/05/2013) [-]
More people other than me having sex.   
MFW
More people other than me having sex.
MFW
#68 - kaboomz (04/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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**** ALL NATIVES
#71 - zinton (04/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hi, guy from Hawaii here. The real story is that Cook arrived at the same time a festival worshiping the god Lono which was symbolized by giant white banners. So when cooks ships came with big white banners they thought Cook was Lono. Cook chilled in Hawaii For a bit partying with the Hawaiians, but then they stole one of Cooks shore boats and burned it so they could get iron nails for fishing hooks. Basically Cooks got pissed people started dieing and ciook got impaled. The End.
P.S. I should know about this since the Hawaiians never stopped bitching about how the white man ruined everything.
User avatar #161 - ismellnewfag (04/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**ismellnewfag rolls 66** Whats so special about dubs anyway, they're just a number. It's not like i have a 1/10 chance of getting them an-
#141 - doddythechef (04/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
when he landed on hawaii they actually thought he was god of the sea
when he left a storm occurred and he had no choice to return to hawaii

when he landed he wasn't met with praise but instead he was killed
the reason was if he was the god of the sea then why could he not control the storm


check your knowledge first
#46 - kylekez (04/05/2013) [-]
Show up in an exotic undiscovered place and become a god to the locals, you say?
Show up in an exotic undiscovered place and become a god to the locals, you say?
#148 - skinless (04/05/2013) [-]
god damn alpha doesn't even describe this guy
god damn alpha doesn't even describe this guy
#73 - xfz (04/05/2013) [-]
HFW
#14 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He was actually an ass who spread disease and poverty into the otherwise peaceful hawaiian islands. Stay the **** out of our place, america.
#16 to #14 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
first european explorer. hawaii is now america. what part of anything makes you blame america.
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