He then drowned in pussy. Clearly not mine. did you know'? byyour kato. team bl r pom Capt. James Cook was the first European explorer to find the island of Haw He then drowned in pussy Clearly not mine did you know'? byyour kato team bl r pom Capt James Cook was the first European explorer to find island of Haw
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He then drowned in pussy. Clearly not mine. did you know'? byyour kato. team bl r pom Capt. James Cook was the first European explorer to find the island of Haw

Clearly not mine

did you know'?
byyour kato. team bl r pom
Capt. James Cook was the first European
explorer to find the island of Hawaii. Upon
arrival, the natives thought Capt. Cook was their
sex god named Lono. Capt. Cook decided to go
along with their assumption and embraced
being Lono the sex god.
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Fai: . i: yom/ areyou
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - snowshark
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James Cook.

Socially Awesome since before people even knew penguins existed.
#67 to #2 - mishterlusk
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Hawaiians also killed him.
#75 to #67 - edmin
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**edmin rolled a random image posted in comment #737 at I think i'll live **Doesn't matter, had sex!
#70 to #67 - anon id: 7b09d3d8
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and ate him
#132 to #70 - anon id: 14ca6582
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WHAT PART OF DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX DONT YOU GET FELLOW ANON?????/
ALSO **** YEAH CAPSLOCK!!!!!!!!!!(i forgot it was on and im lazy)
User avatar #149 to #132 - mystifizinski
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i was about to call you stupid because i thought you just had to delete the text and added more text to say youre lazy, then i realized, you had to write the whole text again and now i feel stupid.
#7 - helpmedudes
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If I am not mistaken, the Hawaiians ate him later...
#43 to #7 - anon id: 198be773
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Worth it!
#99 to #7 - anon id: 9feb293d
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You could say he was Cooked
#114 to #99 - anon id: f74c66fc
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his cock was cooked for good, right?
#164 to #114 - anon id: 9feb293d
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Who's hungry for sausage, right
#145 to #7 - anon id: b4c2a672
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I'm sure he ate them out as well...
User avatar #53 to #7 - punnyjunky
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you are mistaken, but he was stabbed to death by a chief named Kalanimanokahoowaha. Das one long name
#124 to #53 - slimtotheshady
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Ya know what the state fish of Hawai'i is? Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. YEAH BITCH
User avatar #102 to #53 - enorus
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Why was he stabbed?
#111 to #102 - puredeliciousness
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Probably because he was taking all of the chief's bitches.
Probably because he was taking all of the chief's bitches.
#170 to #102 - anon id: 9feb293d
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He introduced the phrases swag and YOLO to them
User avatar #190 to #170 - enorus
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I can see why they would stab him.
#163 to #102 - anon id: 3a1d7aef
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Tried kidnapping their king or something like that.
User avatar #24 to #7 - varrlegrimscythe
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Well he probably ate their women. ;)
User avatar #19 to #7 - myrtille
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No, they didn't, it was a misconception of the crew of Cook's ship. Ancient Hawaiians would boil the bones of their dead, meaning that they thought of him as one of them. When they presented the bones to his crew they thought they had eaten him. They were in no way cannibalistic.
#144 to #19 - frysandaburger
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Comment Picture
#18 to #7 - godof
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User avatar #27 - snerus
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SPOILER: He didn't die a-lono.
#28 to #27 - shadowxmarrow
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oh ******* christ you cheeky cunt
User avatar #30 to #28 - snerus
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I can cook up better.
#32 to #30 - shadowxmarrow
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Let me indulge then
User avatar #33 to #32 - snerus
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Think deeply about my last comment. That cat is very Hawaii, by the way,
#34 to #33 - shadowxmarrow
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oh shi
#8 - EdwardNigma
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The man who discovered my country, a sex god.
Later stabbed to death by the Hawaiians. After he tried to kidnap their king.

Dude was ******* hardcore.
#80 - fatimmortal
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Yeah, he was all ***** and giggles until the men wanted to **** him too.
#95 to #80 - toughactintinactin
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Now it's just mostly ***** and not so many giggles
#96 to #95 - fatimmortal
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Well, he WAS being an ass.
#101 to #96 - toughactintinactin
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It seems like he'd be a pretty anal person by now
It seems like he'd be a pretty anal person by now
#110 to #101 - analrespect
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i show my respect
#1 - allnamesrtaken
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I wonder if there are any other undiscovered islands?
User avatar #5 to #1 - karvarausku
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Well... you can always check the underwaters... there might be some sort of gigantic air bubble that holds civilization and you could become their god because you would be from surface...
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#10 to #6 - reinbowxdash
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This.
User avatar #26 to #1 - mattdoggy
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During WW2, the American fleet landed on a few islands that were inhabited by tribesmen who had never seen outsiders before. The Americans would give them cans of spam and coke and they would treat them like gods. Needless to say the women were pretty much free game to the sky gods who brought them food and magic happy water. At the end of the war, the Americans packed up overnight and left them without any word. When some social scientists came back years later they found the villagers had built wooden planes to try and summon their skygods back. The people were ambushed when they landed and made there men have sex with their women, i stress the word made. All it cost them was a few granola bars. They decided to leave this island as it was, but make the occasional visit back every few years to get more "studying" in.
#86 - craazhy
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hfw they call him a sex god
#45 - snaresinger
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Captain James Cook










was the role model for Captain James Kirk
User avatar #123 to #45 - cyanidesandvich
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then who was the role model of piccard? (the best of the star trek captains)
#183 to #123 - anon id: f00171ff
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This isn't a freaking Unified Theory of Star Trek Captains. It's a single coincidence.
User avatar #184 to #183 - cyanidesandvich
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**** off!

star trek is love
in 200 years startrek will be life.
#84 - suckerfish
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he also discovered australia, AND wasnt killed by our wildlife

so the hawaiians are more dongerous than australian wildlife?
User avatar #88 to #84 - threeeighteen
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>First Brit to find Australia.
#192 to #88 - suckerfish
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touche
#91 to #84 - anon id: 05c6f047
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He didn't discover ******* Australia *******. He was first to find the actual side of it that wasn't a desert -_-
User avatar #189 to #91 - arstya
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And wasn't killed by Australia's wildlife.
#39 - mythbustersfan
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