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#261 - ddemiddon (04/05/2013) [-]
So I work in a bakery, and it's in Salt Lake City. Just some back ground info, Salt Lake, despite being the Mormon capital of the world, has a large homosexual community, as well as a fairly substantial women's rights group (an actual group trying to help better the community) and a smaller but louder feminist group (a.k.a. a bunch of thundercunts).   
Anyway, I was working when a very loud and obnoxious group of women walk in. They were wearing shirts that said: "I'm changing the world by being me," or some uplifting 						****					 like that. They take one look at me and start whispering.   
Now IRL, I'm a very quiet guy. I sit up, don't swear a lot, and wait till later to vent, so I didn't say anything other than my standard greeting to customers.   
One of them, the loudest one walks up and says: "So what's it like to be taking this job from a hard working female?"   
I just shook my head. What? Isn't it a stereotype for women to be working in the food industry? Aren't they against that? Not to mention 90% of my coworkers are female. So I asked her what she meant and she says: "Well, you're a man, you could have any job you want and choose this one."   
I was almost sick from the tone she was using. More info, I am the nephew of the lady who owns the bakery, I just have this job to earn my own money, my gramma won't allow me to move out of her house, so I'm just working for some spending cash.   
Back to the story, I told her that I didn't know what she was talking about and that she's making me uncomfortable (Need to be nice to them because they're customers).  Just then, my lesbian coworker walks in. She looks them dead in the eye and says: "Who the hell do you think you are? Walking in here acting like my friend here is the devil just because he's a boy. You are the reason real activists are shunned. You aren't helping anyone by acting like a bitch. I'd call you a cunt, but you'd like that."   
They leave, disgusted and I high 5 her. that is how an awesome chick saved me from feminists.
So I work in a bakery, and it's in Salt Lake City. Just some back ground info, Salt Lake, despite being the Mormon capital of the world, has a large homosexual community, as well as a fairly substantial women's rights group (an actual group trying to help better the community) and a smaller but louder feminist group (a.k.a. a bunch of thundercunts).
Anyway, I was working when a very loud and obnoxious group of women walk in. They were wearing shirts that said: "I'm changing the world by being me," or some uplifting **** like that. They take one look at me and start whispering.
Now IRL, I'm a very quiet guy. I sit up, don't swear a lot, and wait till later to vent, so I didn't say anything other than my standard greeting to customers.
One of them, the loudest one walks up and says: "So what's it like to be taking this job from a hard working female?"
I just shook my head. What? Isn't it a stereotype for women to be working in the food industry? Aren't they against that? Not to mention 90% of my coworkers are female. So I asked her what she meant and she says: "Well, you're a man, you could have any job you want and choose this one."
I was almost sick from the tone she was using. More info, I am the nephew of the lady who owns the bakery, I just have this job to earn my own money, my gramma won't allow me to move out of her house, so I'm just working for some spending cash.
Back to the story, I told her that I didn't know what she was talking about and that she's making me uncomfortable (Need to be nice to them because they're customers). Just then, my lesbian coworker walks in. She looks them dead in the eye and says: "Who the hell do you think you are? Walking in here acting like my friend here is the devil just because he's a boy. You are the reason real activists are shunned. You aren't helping anyone by acting like a bitch. I'd call you a cunt, but you'd like that."
They leave, disgusted and I high 5 her. that is how an awesome chick saved me from feminists.
User avatar #510 to #261 - TheExile (04/05/2013) [-]
Hey. I live on Hill AFB. I like you.
User avatar #485 to #261 - wiredguy ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
That sounds sweet, what a great friend.

Sometimes, when you belong to a group which absolute dickheads try to represent, it can be a little more difficult to see how stupid they really are.
#371 to #261 - psychrophile (04/05/2013) [-]
Not to be a creeper or anything, but which bakery?
User avatar #336 to #261 - bothemastaofall (04/05/2013) [-]
holy tl;dr
User avatar #266 to #261 - covered ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.. I'm lazy and it's 11:55 PM and this looks like a lot to read.
Just take my thumbs
User avatar #278 to #266 - davidavidson (04/05/2013) [-]
***** you are central too?
User avatar #355 to #278 - thenameschuck (04/05/2013) [-]
Eastern is best time zone
User avatar #280 to #278 - covered ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Hell yeah
User avatar #281 to #280 - davidavidson (04/05/2013) [-]
what state?
User avatar #282 to #281 - covered ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Indiana
User avatar #284 to #282 - davidavidson (04/05/2013) [-]
My almost-gf just moved from Sturgis Michigan. It's like right next to the Northern IN boarder
User avatar #286 to #284 - covered ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
...She ******* ?
User avatar #288 to #286 - davidavidson (04/05/2013) [-]
She fukkin
User avatar #290 to #288 - covered ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Hell yeah son..
User avatar #269 to #266 - ddemiddon (04/05/2013) [-]
Thank you. I hope you return one day to know about my awesome lesbian friend
User avatar #270 to #269 - covered ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Oh but I will return, faved :D
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