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#138 - othagovna (04/05/2013) [-]
Back in high school a ******* once got incredibly pissed at me for wearing pants. I **** you not.

I was sitting nearby in the lounge area during lunch and she started getting pissed at me for no apparent reason. She kept getting more and more pissed at me, then finally threatened to accuse me of "sexual harassment" because of whatever it was that set her off.

After much pleading (I was one of those scrawny nerdy guys who was too afraid to even try picking up or flirting with a girl, much less try to offend one) she finally told me she was pissed about me wearing the pants I had on.

I had on perfectly normal, plain jeans. Nothing odd about them unless you see it as odd to wear jeans that fit appropriately instead of around your knees.



Then in one of my first years of college a girl in one of my studio art course threatened to accuse me of "sexual harassment" for casually saying hi on my way to a table to sit down at on my way in.

She flat out told me if I ever said another ******* word to her she would accuse me of sexual harassment for it.

(Again, still about as beta as you can get without your balls falling off from atrophy.)

Even odder still was that this girl would regularly come into class and start openly talking about her ***** sex life with her boyfriend. She would also talk about the new sex toys she was planning to get, and about the markings on her body from rough bondage sessions with her boyfriend. She even made artwork depicting herself in said sexual escapes.

Yet out of the blue she ******* threatens to accuse a guy of "sexual harassment" just for saying hi?


Seriously. WTF?
User avatar #562 to #138 - admiralen ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
*awkward* it wasnt your pants that she was mad at, it was the boner inside them
User avatar #595 to #562 - othagovna (04/05/2013) [-]
What boner?

My dick had already climbed back inside my from fear of being cut off by an angry ******* .
User avatar #293 to #138 - vixenmacabre (04/05/2013) [-]
Those people are not feminists...
THEY WERE BULLIES.
User avatar #561 to #293 - admiralen ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
you can be a feminist and a bully, infact most feminists are
User avatar #567 to #561 - vixenmacabre (04/05/2013) [-]
Stop replying to me please.
User avatar #569 to #567 - admiralen ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
stop writing stupid **** i have to reply to
#273 to #138 - yunostoptrollin (04/05/2013) [-]
Its ok bro. Happens to a lot of people. You just have to stop being nice and start being a dick. Story time! I had just finished eating breakfast, in a table with some random girls who I didnt know, I stood up to leave and one of the two tells me "You're going to throw that trash away!' with a bitchy attitude. I just gave her the dumb bitch look ,no not yao ming look, and walked away. I felt alpha as **** . And just for the record, I was going to throw the trash away I just didnt pick up my tray right away.
#226 to #138 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
Most things like this are for attention. They want to feel empowered because it is their "right to feel superior to the male majority." Anyone from ***** sluts to just plain psycho-bitches to just plain bitches will pull this kind of **** on anyone to make them feel socially on top. It doesn't make sense and it never will...so to them I say **** off and maybe fit a rape joke in there somewhere.
User avatar #199 to #138 - garymotherfinoak (04/05/2013) [-]
High school, full of ********* that end up with a baby and their parent's 1 story house 5 years later.
#198 to #138 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
That's when you rape them. No lube, no warning, no mercy.
User avatar #161 to #138 - urfunnyman (04/05/2013) [-]
plus it sucks that in this world a women can get away with that **** and men can't sometimes i wish i was a alien from another planet
User avatar #160 to #138 - urfunnyman (04/05/2013) [-]
let this guy be your hero
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx-WlD6fUOM
#146 to #138 - senorfrog (04/05/2013) [-]
Ah those girls, well I was/am a nice guy like you and was kinda scared to talking to girls, but some just got mad at me. One girl in highschool was pissed that I sat behind her in class even though we had assigned seating. She was like the 2nd girl you said, but one day she just told me loudly "Would you move some where else, if you don't I will tell the teacher you are harassing me." At this time I was pissed so I told her "I don't give a 						****					 so shut the 						****					 up, turn around, and leave me alone." Didn't hear one peep from her for the rest of the year.
Ah those girls, well I was/am a nice guy like you and was kinda scared to talking to girls, but some just got mad at me. One girl in highschool was pissed that I sat behind her in class even though we had assigned seating. She was like the 2nd girl you said, but one day she just told me loudly "Would you move some where else, if you don't I will tell the teacher you are harassing me." At this time I was pissed so I told her "I don't give a **** so shut the **** up, turn around, and leave me alone." Didn't hear one peep from her for the rest of the year.
#590 to #146 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
guys and girls scoot their tables away from me calling me zach mcjacker nice rolling stones reference douchebags I just want to have balls to flip the bird to them and accuse me of fapping incidentally even though I'm wiping pencil shavings away from my underside and my pants mysteriously sweat from sitting down confusing much and the dude says I get constant boners STFU AND STOP LOOKING AT A MALE'S PENIS U HOMOSEXUAL
User avatar #150 to #146 - othagovna (04/05/2013) [-]
It seems that most girls just have an insane innate hatred of quiet guys. Even when they say they don't.

I've seen a story by a guy with the same problem as us who had it even worse.

It got to the point for him that other people would be shocked and say things like "what the **** was that about?" upon seeing just how aggressive girls would get when lashing out at him in public for being a quiet.
User avatar #296 to #150 - vixenmacabre (04/05/2013) [-]
I think it's more like:
SOME people (bullies) feel jealous and therefore aggressive towards more intelligent people (typically quiet types) and they use ANYTHING they can to upset them.

I'm a smart, quiet girl and I've been physically attacked by other less "academic minded" girls for that. Some guys would even try to bring me down for having a brain.

Some people are threatened by intelligence. Bullying has nothing to do with gender, only the TYPE of bullying.
User avatar #170 to #150 - roflsaucer (04/05/2013) [-]
Know where one might find this story?
User avatar #188 to #170 - othagovna (04/05/2013) [-]
It was a question on Yahoo Answers seeking advice on why girls hate quiet guys. Normally I'm skeptical of stories like that on there, but having personally experiences so much of the same treatment myself I'd say it sounds pretty genuine.
User avatar #191 to #188 - roflsaucer (04/05/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, I honestly couldn't say why they would. The more I try to think of reasons, the more my brain feels like it's breaking. They might just like to be in a dominant position, the fact that you're quiet might put them ill at ease, etc.

But then I remember that all quiet people usually say is short-winded polite things. Like in a classroom, dropping your pencil, lands by a girl, and you can't reach it so they say "Excuse me, can you get that?", things of that nature. Basic polite words that should be mandatory to say. So, I can't really say why they do, it might just be quiet people are easy targets and they're irritated about someone else.
#591 to #191 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
OH man I hate it when pencils land near girls because then girls accuse me of eventually touching their ****** so I take anotherpencil out until the end of class or to switch seats and move desks for group activities
#168 to #150 - senorfrog (04/05/2013) [-]
Dunno man, women are complex organisms. The moment you know what they are thinking is when your goose is cooked.
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