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#33 - songemot (04/05/2013) [-]
And then she gets his house.
#324 to #33 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
and here is obama
User avatar #270 to #33 - jeej (04/05/2013) [-]
And then they weren't even married from the beginning.
#333 to #270 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
You would go to therapy with your girlfriend?
Seems more likely to be a marital therapist.
User avatar #235 to #33 - mrselfdestruct (04/05/2013) [-]
In my country, its legal for a man to kill a cheating wife as long as:
A.) he catches them in the act
B.) he cant plan it. it has to be spontaneous
C.) he can only use a weapon he finds in the room. this is related to B

Philippines, **** Yeah!
User avatar #318 to #235 - klina (04/05/2013) [-]
I don't think I would care if it was illegal or not. The woman I choose to be my wife would be my soulmate, and seeing her with another man would make me flip my **** so hard I'd probably kill her, mutilate her body and eat the remains after which I would commit suicide using a sharpened out bone from her.
User avatar #310 to #235 - admiralen (04/05/2013) [-]
i would move there if it wasnt such a **** country :P
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#362 to #310 - mrselfdestruct (04/06/2013) [-]
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#309 to #235 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
Wat, are you serious? That's retarded...
#240 to #235 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, that looks like a utopia!
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#213 to #33 - Sampsy (04/05/2013) [-]
Not is he has a lawyer that isn't incompetent.
#151 to #33 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
189 dumb ******* retards thumbed this up? I knew there were some dumb ******* people on this site, but this is baffling.
User avatar #265 to #151 - pwoneill (04/05/2013) [-]
Found the Woman
#319 to #265 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #330 to #319 - pwoneill (04/05/2013) [-]
Found the 11 year old
#225 to #151 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
There most certainly are dumb people on this site.
And you're most certainly one of them.
#99 to #33 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
"Justice!" - Random Feminazi Skank
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#35 to #33 - xathos (04/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #35 - gcloud (04/05/2013) [-]
uhh the guys caught her...... i think u two got it backwards..... unless ur implying that hes being suicidal from being cheated on and that just cuz shes a girl shell get the house no matter what?....
#53 to #46 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
You obviously haven't heard about how family court works. Women get the house in almost 100% of trials. And alimony, the kids/child support, the furniture, his soul, anything that isn't nailed down, everything that is nailed down and the nails to boot (and his boots).

Never, ever, ever live with a woman or get married. Doesn't make a lick of difference whether or not she's like that, it just is not worth the risk.
#287 to #53 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
My dad kept the house... and us... and my mom had to pay full child support(1200 a month, 400 per kid) until my youngest brother turned 19...
#360 to #287 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
Let's make the wacky assumption that there are over 100 married couples in the world. If 99 of them split up and the woman kept the house, that would make your instance 1%

almost 100%

That's not to say any of it's true, I'm just pointing out the 'almost'.
#119 to #53 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
"Do you love him?" -They say no or st like that
"I knew it. You never loved me. All this time I spent with you at the forefront of my mind. I woulda given you anything." - Silence
(storm out of room, you choose the emotion)
- They may follow you, feeling bad
"You should have just told me that you loved him"
-No i don't. "If you loved me, why would you never refuse my attempts to show you how much I love you"
-What's that?
"the back alley"

An example of turning things around in family court.
User avatar #55 to #53 - gcloud (04/05/2013) [-]
... i was just asking what they ^^^ ment but good to no
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