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#190 - Dakafal (04/05/2013) [-]
Don't ever give bitches a second chance.

Back in high school, senior year, I had this girlfriend. She was absolutely gorgeous, and we got along perfectly. We had been together for two years, and I had made up my mind that if we were still together a few years after graduating I would ask her to marry me. So then one day her best friend tells me that she had cheated on me the other day with some kid we'll call Gary. Now I could not even understand this. I am by no means a stud, but I'd call myself a solid 7, and I was fairly popular. Gary was leaning toward a 4. And it's not like my gf and I weren't getting along at the time, she was always happy and her friends said she always brightened up at the mentioned of me. So anyways her friend told me that my gf was prepared to tell me everything and do anything she could to fix it. I said all right, I'll wait for her to tell me she wants to talk to me. Later that day, she asks me to come over so she could tell me something. I head over, and she sits me down on the couch. She gives me a ten minute speech about how she had ****** up and she didn't know why she did it and how I was the only one for her and she wanted to marry me someday and yadda yadda. She was completely broken down by the end and was staring at me hopefully, probably wishing that I would forgive her and everything would be okay again. I looked her dead in the eye, and said "Nothing you could do could ever fix this." and I left. What made this whole thing especially painful, was the fact that I was nice to Gary. I introduced him to people and gave him friends. I landed him the spot on the News team. All because I knew what it was like to be the loser in school at one point, and took pity on him. But the plot thickens. The next day at school she told everyone I broke up with her over a silly mistake she made. Conveniently leaving out the whole "the silly mistake was ******* Gary" bit. The whole school thought I was some kind of asshole for breaking a poor
#347 to #190 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
I guess it's story time.

I was 13 when I first fell in love. We met when I first moved to a new state, she was my first friend. Just met her walking around the neighbor hood. She didn't have any friends, not because she was ugly or anything but because of her schooling situation. I'd have to say she was a good 8 when she had short hair. Well, I turned 14, she turned 15. I thought I would be moving in the next month so I talked to her about it and decided it would be best for her to move on. So, I dumped her.

About a week later, I hooked her up with a guy she always had a crush on. She wouldn't stop thanking me for it. One day, she asked me to come over, I didn't really want to because it's only been less than 2 weeks than that crushing day I ended it. Well, she kept at it and I finally gave in. At her house, she wouldn't even say hi. It seemed like she didn't even notice me, she just kept hoping on his dick left and right. I didn't really need to see that so I left without saying
#351 to #347 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
Bah, I ****** up half of it.

TL;DR;
-I met a girl. We fell in love, I had to end it due to moving, I hooked her up with a guy, I dated my ex she hated, she found out, she dated my good friend, she tried to rub my face in it, I don't care, she calls the cops saying I broke in her house and ****** up her door.
-I met a new girl after I got out. I told her I was leaving soon for a construction job in a different state. We ****** a few weeks later, she got pregnant, she said she was raped, she had a miscarriage, she lied about being raped, she cheated hundreds of times, she lied about being pregnant because she was afraid to lose me, she's lied about a ton of **** too.

And done failing fixing my fail.
#349 to #347 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
anything. I confronted Carl, and he said he didn't know what she was talking about. Well, I was angry. Moreso because of the miscarriage. He kicked my ass good, but he can't smile without a memory of me anymore. We kept in a relationship for the next 4 years. I was in a different state now, getting ready to go back and propose. I call her phone and to my surprise, her dad picks up. I've never talked to her dad before, only texted. Well, apparently, we did never text. She pretended to be her dad, I guess for sympathy because of all the "messed up things that happened to her while I was gone".

I talk to him some more and unravel some terrible lies she has told. I talk to a few of her friends about some touchy subjects, and again, unravel some terrible lies.
She was never pregnant.
She was never raped, repeatedly, she cheated repeatedly.
There was no little sister that called me daddy, it was only her.
#350 to #349 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
Her brothers don't treat her like **** .
Her dad has showered her with birthday presents and a new car.
Her mom was never abusive.

I guess my definition of abuse and a terrible childhood, like I suffered, is different.
I guess living in a 12ft camper trailer for years is nothing.
I guess knowing that someone out there is putting themselves through so much, to be able to come back and give her the life she's always wanted, is nothing.

And that is the sad story of Anon.
#255 to #190 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
Found the bitter, lonely betafags
#243 to #190 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
Fukin gary. I fukin h8 gary.
User avatar #242 to #190 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/05/2013) [-]
Uhmm... are you by any chance from Kentucky? (this has nothing to do with what your story apart from some details that made me think I might know you)
User avatar #359 to #242 - Dakafal (04/05/2013) [-]
I am from Arizona ha
#241 to #190 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
That's cool, bro. But because you were betrayed doesn't mean all girls are bitches.
Pro tip for FJ : Not being a retarded feminist doesn't mean you have to be a pessimistic mysogynist.
User avatar #313 to #241 - admiralen ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
he said dont give them a SECOND chance, if you have to then they are already bitches
User avatar #191 to #190 - Dakafal (04/05/2013) [-]
girls heart. She kind of forgot that I was in charge of the school announcements, and a video of me playing anchor streamed to every classroom, where all the teachers were to make sure the students watched them. So Fridays announcements ended going a little something like this: "Good morning Mustangs(school mascot), I would like to address the rumor going around that I broke poor bitch-tits(not really what I said, but what I thought) heart. I mean, she only made a tiny mistake, did I really have to dump her? Well, I would like you all to think, did she tell any of you what the "teeny" mistake was? No? Not surprising, as it was kind of a pretty big deal. You guys all know Gary Garyington? Yeah, well he thought it would be cool to engage in intercourse with my girlfriend. And afterward, she thought she could patch it up with me and that everything would be okay again. So I'll let you guys decide what to do with that information. (dramatic pause) And now here's Gary Garyington with a recap of the Speech and Debate tournament that went on yesterday!" The next 2.4 minutes of the News were Gary trying to keep composed as he realized that everyone in the school now knew that he was a piece of **** , and that no one wanted to hear about the tournament. While he was stumbling through his report, I walked back to my classroom. It was dead silent as I opened the door, got on the floor, and walked the dinosaur.

Just kidding, I felt that was a great opportunity for that. Anyways, I walked in and took my seat. Another tasty tidbit of info, bitch-tits was in that class with me. Everyone was staring at her. Even the teacher had an expression that read as "dat bitch ****** up, and he got her good." Meanwhile, Gary had given up on his report and was attempting to publicly apologize, which went about as well as you would expect an apology that transitioned from a Speech and Debate report to go. This then led to bitch-tits standing up and trying to apologize.
User avatar #192 to #191 - Dakafal (04/05/2013) [-]
Not 10 seconds in, my Gov teacher cut her off and said "I really think it would be best if you just went to the counselor, here's a pass." So she took it and stormed out. I got a "stern talking to" from the principle, but other than that I wasn't punished in any way. Gary I kicked off the News team personally, and he received a "sterner talking to" from the principle. One that took approximately one hour after school every day, for the remaining month-and-a-half of school. Bitch-tits lost all her friends, and is now currently working as a waitress at IHOP because all of her teachers revoked their letters of recommendation, and as a result she had no more scholarships or acceptance into Berkeley. Now, I hadn't intended for that to happen, cos that's far crueler than I have it in me to be. But yeah. I don't like cheaters.
User avatar #312 to #192 - admiralen ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
tbh, you shouldnt really blame gary for this, sure dick move, but he was a loser 4/10 who got a chance to bang your "gorgeous" girlfriend, he was probably a virgin and drunk, just saiyan anyone in his position wouldve done it, you dont have to be friends and **** but dont go on a crusade to beat his ass
#288 to #192 - rokkarokkaali (04/05/2013) [-]
Everyone's fw gary.
#244 to #192 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #226 to #192 - doyouevenupload (04/05/2013) [-]
i thought it was going to end in a joke about pokémon.
#210 to #192 - iceidice ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I enjoyed this read far more than the content itself
#202 to #192 - mr skeltal (04/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, what you said.
#197 to #192 - keeluall (04/05/2013) [-]
My girlfriend cheated on me and played that whole I dont know why I did it, ill do anything to fix this- card, I forgave her and BAM 2 months later she spent the night on a hotel with 2 foreign guys. Please do what this guy did not what I did.
User avatar #199 to #197 - Dakafal (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm not naive enough to believe all women are bitches and whores, but if a girl does it once, even when it wasn't when she was with you, she can do it again. I'm sorry to hear that man.
#200 to #199 - bloodangel (04/05/2013) [-]
I know there are so many out there like that. To me, cheating is unforgivable. There's nothing to work out. There's nothing to forgive. I know if I was cheated on, it would be something I could NEVER forget. Even reading about cheaters makes me sick to my stomach. If you love someone, then yeah be with them. If you want to be with other people, don't be in a relationship. And it's getting worse each generation. I'm sorry for what happened to you, no one deserves to be cheated on.
User avatar #217 to #200 - Dakafal (04/05/2013) [-]
Amen
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