I'm gonna use this excuse too. . I was a mistake. My morn didn' t mean to have me- Which is great because whenever I make a mistake, I can be like, "whee! I' m
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#1 - orangejulep (04/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Clerks anyone?
User avatar #10 - ButtonFly (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My parents had five kids. Only one was intentional.
That one wasn't me.
User avatar #36 - thedarkangel (04/05/2013) [-]
my mom went to have her tubes tied...didn't know I was there...found out through a mandatory pregnancy test...I'd been there 5 months, I am a ninja.
#6 - chrolt (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it me or does he look a lot like Eric Idle?
User avatar #3 - payseht ONLINE (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Guess it runs in the family
#46 - baconbiscuits (04/05/2013) [-]
Bet he faps to conceptual creampie videos, too. Sick bastard.
#8 - infinitereaper (04/05/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Don't want to sound too edgy, but if I had a choice I would choose to never have been born.    
   
Living is too much of a pain in the ass.
Don't want to sound too edgy, but if I had a choice I would choose to never have been born.

Living is too much of a pain in the ass.
#48 - lordjask (04/05/2013) [-]
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#53 - toughactintinactin (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it usually the first or second child who is the accident? (8-bit Carlton for reasons)
Is it usually the first or second child who is the accident? (8-bit Carlton for reasons)
User avatar #45 - callmeemm (04/05/2013) [-]
The condom broke, and here I am, TADAAAA!
#42 - deathjammer (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tried to be optimistic and thought "I" was a supposed to be It but then i read the rest and figured that i already knew that feel
User avatar #52 to #42 - snakefire (04/05/2013) [-]
U wot
#29 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
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#7 - anonexplains (04/05/2013) [-]
So he was the friend whose mom was in a failed porn?
User avatar #5 - pooflinger (04/05/2013) [-]
My parents told me and my younger brother that I was the accident.

He laughed of course, but I just turned to him and said "At least I wasn't the mistake."
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