Foresight. I have no idea.... How the fuck are we going to explain this website to our children'?. "Daddy, tell me stories of your childhood" "Ha ha ha, well, you see Timmy, before i was the cool, rich man with a beautiful wife that i am today, i love you
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - djequalizee
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"Daddy, tell me stories of your childhood"

"Ha ha ha, well, you see Timmy, before i was the cool, rich man with a beautiful wife that i am today, i spent all my waking hours on a site full of faggots that posted the same things over and over again until everyone got so mad that they killed themselves. The site was then considered a cult and taken down my the government because we knew too much."

User avatar #18 to #11 - cockandawe
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Why did I read that in Skullmageddon's voice?
User avatar #63 to #11 - durgesark
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Sounds about right.
User avatar #13 to #11 - thecynicalrussian
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I giggled m8
#16 to #11 - AnonymousDonor
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User avatar #7 - dreadscythe
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>implying we'll have children
User avatar #72 to #7 - ilovehitler
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I'll steal a baby.
#8 - lordmacflurri
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Like any of us have a social life.
Like any of us have a social life.
User avatar #4 - kosicandavid
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We' re not....This must remain secret only for us forever!!
#1 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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Child indoctrination. They will be exposed to this website at an early age and be schooled in knowing everything Funnyjunk. If questioned about it by their classmates, my children will call them "uneducated slags" and laugh at how they don't know about such a site. Everything on here will be normal to them and the thought of others not knowing about it will seem abnormal or even wrong in their eyes.

Just take religion and replace it with the site. It's quite clever when you think about it.

Funnyjunk is love
Funnyjunk is life
User avatar #53 - martiortiftw
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>implying that we are going to get laid
#67 to #53 - lostdagame
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GOD ******* DAMMIT
GOD ******* DAMMIT
User avatar #74 to #53 - europe
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(not you)
>implying that even if some of us get laid, they wouldn't get an abortion
#61 to #53 - Elemental
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>Implying that we all share your chances of getting laid.
#28 - madhattergirl
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Yeah, 'cause the 12 year old fag OPs on here are really going to be breeding.
Yeah, 'cause the 12 year old fag OPs on here are really going to be breeding.
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#31 to #19 - anomolous
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So... you've been here a long time. i remember first visiting this site back in like, 2008. Do you remember that flash game that could supposedly guess what number you were thinking of? I've never been able to find it since I first saw it on here...
User avatar #3 - mrgoodlove
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I keep wondering how younger people found out about this site.
#22 to #3 - anon id: 254c8716
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to be honest i dont even know how i found this site. all i remember is typing down funnyjunk on google and thats how i got here.
User avatar #26 to #3 - restrict
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i was about 9 years old when i found out about this site. i am now 17 years old.

i was searching funny pictures on google and i found a cat with a guitar in its hands. and at the bottom, there was a funnyjunk watermark. At that time, my sense of humor was as sensitive as my dick. It didnt take much to make me laugh... this site was green and it had videos, games, and funny pictures. Most of it was innapropriate, but i couldnt understand the meaning of sex, so i showed my mom a video i found on here about the word "****". Yea, i had no ******* idea what it meant and my favorite video was probably the "end of the world" ******* kangaroos.

After the first few months i was exposed to this site, i pretty much browsed everything this site had to offer. I quit for a while and came back like 4 years later to see if this site still existed.. and it did, but everything was GREY!!! It made me feel so uncomfortable, a good site turned to some boring-ass high-grade peice of ****.. there were no more funny pictures to click on, only words and comments... words and comments everywhere... I did not like that people had to make accounts. So i quit.

I came back after a year and eventually managed to re-adapt to the new changes on FJ. At that time, there was no such thing as "post pictures". The comments were all made of words, and it was so much easier to find the funny comments, as they all took up less room.

Eventually the picture thing came out, and i got used to it, it wasnt so bad. DJ 4DM1N was still liked at that time, no one hated him as much as we do now. Then cancer appeared. People abused the roll picture feature and DJ 4DM1N made it worse by adding the extra details such as "anon rolled picture posted by arandomfag on comment #6969 on the content cocksuckingfags"

seriously, no one needs to see that. The real cancer happened when DJ 4DM1N created channels and items. this is why you will never be cool again DJ 4DM1N.

and here i am, writing history.
User avatar #29 to #26 - mrgoodlove
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Damn pretty interesting story. My friend actually told me about it when I was about 11 or 12 and it was green when I first started coming here too. I'm 20 now and I've been on and off again since I started browsing. I really wanted to know how the younger kids now a days found out about it. Like sometimes I see people on here that say they're between 11 and 15, but I guess it could be the same way we found out.
#27 to #26 - anon id: c6698fff
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also word filtering makes DJ 4DM1N pretty ******* gay too
#5 - yonyon
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