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#157 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Shameful moments story time, FJ   
>Be me, 14   
>In classroom   
>Crush sits next to me, we have pleasant conversations together   
>Teacher gives out pop quiz or some other poppybullshit   
>Silence for a while   
>All of a sudden, crush leans to one side   
>I look over   
>Massive, earthshaking fart leaves her virgin anus   
>She chuckles   
>Everyone in the class, including the teacher, looks up at her   
>Dead silence   
>Suddenly, another girl blows an equally, if not even more moist, disgusting fart   
>Crush looks over at her and laughs, then farts again   
>Both girls commence with trying to upstage each other with bloody diahrrea farts   
>Everyone in the class is fucking laughing   
>I'm fucking not.   
>MFW two girls including my crush started a fart contest in my classroom   
>MFW I'm cursed to be reminded of this every time I fart
Shameful moments story time, FJ
>Be me, 14
>In classroom
>Crush sits next to me, we have pleasant conversations together
>Teacher gives out pop quiz or some other poppybullshit
>Silence for a while
>All of a sudden, crush leans to one side
>I look over
>Massive, earthshaking fart leaves her virgin anus
>She chuckles
>Everyone in the class, including the teacher, looks up at her
>Dead silence
>Suddenly, another girl blows an equally, if not even more moist, disgusting fart
>Crush looks over at her and laughs, then farts again
>Both girls commence with trying to upstage each other with bloody diahrrea farts
>Everyone in the class is fucking laughing
>I'm fucking not.
>MFW two girls including my crush started a fart contest in my classroom
>MFW I'm cursed to be reminded of this every time I fart
User avatar #163 to #157 - albeit (04/05/2013) [-]
Dude, when a girl is willing to participate in a farting (or burping) contest, she's a keeper
#164 to #163 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #165 to #164 - albeit (04/05/2013) [-]
Think of it this way, it means she doesnt give a shit about impressing others, and it means she most likely isnt a complete, self-obsessed bitch. And if he had a crush on her in the first place, it is likely that she isn't disgusting as fuck.
#167 to #165 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Okay, it's just that at that age, I naturally thought of most things sexually.
I understand the idea of having a lack of self-righteousness, it's just that I was a child, and because of the viewpoint I had back then, I'm forced to think of that particular situation as I did.
For the record, that doesn't bother me so much anymore, having aged since then.
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