6 life lessons. man it took way too long to put this together. Better be grateful or rape-sloth will go in dry.. SIX LESSONS OF LIFE Lesson 1: Naked Wife A man
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6 life lessons

man it took way too long to put this together. Better be grateful or rape-sloth will go in dry.

SIX LESSONS OF LIFE
Lesson 1: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower jus
when the doorbell rings. The wife u
runs downstairs. When she opens Tm,
neighbor. Before she says a word, B I
that towel. ” After thinking for a mo
stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her I
wraps back up in the towel and goes
bathroom, her husband MAM
Who was that?” “It was Bob the "
Great!” the husband says, “Did h b
Moral of the story:
Ifyou share critical information =
shareholders in time, you may be in o
exposure.
Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an '. clerk,
when they find an antique oil lamp.
The Genie says, “I' ll give each of s
first! ” says the '. clerk.
a speedboat, without a care in the I
Me next!” says the sales rep. “I I
beach with my personal masseuse, a
the love of my life.” Poof! He’ s gon
the manager. The manager says, “I t
lunch. ”
Moral of the story: Always let your n
Lesson "
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. Mm' 5
gown to reveal a leg. The priest near
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
remember Psalm 129?” The priest re
he let his hand slide up her leg again.
remember Psalm 129?” The priest
weak.” Arriving at the convent, the
at the church, the priest rushed to lo n
and seek, mam up, you will find
Moral of the story: Ifyou are not we
miss a great opportunity.
Lesson "
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing I
Can I also sit like you and do nothin
Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat n
A fox jumped on the rabbit and at a
Moral of the story: To be sitting and
very high up.
Lesson " Power of Charisma
A turkey was chatting with a buh “I
of that tree, ” sighed the turkey, but I
don’ t you nibble on my droppings?”
nutrients. ” The turkey pecked at a
enough strength to reach the lowest I
eating some more dung, he reached t
fourth night, there he was proudly p a
was spotted by a farmer, who shot t I
Moral of the story: ******** might
there.
Lesson 6:
A little bird was ( south for the
and feh to the ground into a large "
came by and dropped some dung on I
pile of cow dung, he began to realize
actually thawing him out! " lay the
began to sing for joy. A passing cat I
investigate. Following the sound,
of cow dung, and promptly dug him I
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who ***** on you is
q Not everyone who gets you out of
And when you’ re in deep **** , it’ s
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#1 - chummyxray (04/04/2013) [-]
The colors!    
   
Besides that I enjoyed the lessons.
The colors!

Besides that I enjoyed the lessons.
User avatar #3 - DivineInfinity (04/04/2013) [-]
Green and purple space because **** you
User avatar #2 - mattseven (04/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Actually, the first story is kind of wrong. The neighbor still owns the man 800$, since all he did was pay for the wife's "services".
User avatar #7 - starlightloves (04/04/2013) [-]
Thumbs for you, good sir!
User avatar #4 - monkeysniper (04/04/2013) [-]
moar
#14 - mkaymkay (04/05/2013) [-]
I like lesson 4. I like it a lot.
#13 - crazynik (04/05/2013) [-]
i like it you should make more.
User avatar #12 - zorororonoa (04/05/2013) [-]
You gonna eat that white purple and green space
User avatar #11 - mattdoggy ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
niceonebob.jpg
#9 - lorddarkskull (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
green and purple   
   
it's time for your daily dose
green and purple

it's time for your daily dose
#8 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
That 6th one was from My Name Is Nobody.
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