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#46 - motherfuckingkenji (04/04/2013) [-]
I also clean a movie theater.   
All the time People leave their trash on top of the garbage can just because someone else put a popcorn bucket in it so it looks full.   
You just press down, 						**********					!   
   
Also, the other night when I was cleaning the bathrooms, I learned just how much 						********					 it is when girls say the women's bathroom is cleaner than the men's.   
In the men's, the worst I have ever gotten is a bit of piss on the toilet seat and/or some tobacco spit on the urinal.   
In the women's, there's always brownish-yellow 						****					 all over and under the toilet seats.   
But that's not all!   
The other night in the women's bathroom I found a giant turd and a big wad of toilet paper jammed into the toilet with a bloody tampon wrapped around it.   
Bitches, man.
I also clean a movie theater.
All the time People leave their trash on top of the garbage can just because someone else put a popcorn bucket in it so it looks full.
You just press down, ********** !

Also, the other night when I was cleaning the bathrooms, I learned just how much ******** it is when girls say the women's bathroom is cleaner than the men's.
In the men's, the worst I have ever gotten is a bit of piss on the toilet seat and/or some tobacco spit on the urinal.
In the women's, there's always brownish-yellow **** all over and under the toilet seats.
But that's not all!
The other night in the women's bathroom I found a giant turd and a big wad of toilet paper jammed into the toilet with a bloody tampon wrapped around it.
Bitches, man.
#85 to #46 - jedimindtrcks (04/04/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro. I worked as a Janitor during the summer at this resort for really wealthy people up in the mountains and the bitches always leave the worst messes. One time I went into the pool bathroom and there was 						****					 all over the toilet, the toilet was full of 						****					, dirty bloody tampon in the dirty towels (they use hand towels instead of paper towels). I had to clean that up too. Guy don't make that bad of a mess because most of the time (if they're not assholes) they would just clean up they're mess themselves.
I know that feel bro. I worked as a Janitor during the summer at this resort for really wealthy people up in the mountains and the bitches always leave the worst messes. One time I went into the pool bathroom and there was **** all over the toilet, the toilet was full of **** , dirty bloody tampon in the dirty towels (they use hand towels instead of paper towels). I had to clean that up too. Guy don't make that bad of a mess because most of the time (if they're not assholes) they would just clean up they're mess themselves.
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