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    #25 - trishaferr
    Reply+167
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I work in a DVD shop inside a shopping mall, and one day a few weeks ago, a pigeon found it's way into our shop. For obvious reasons, I wanted to get the pidgeon out of the shop ASAP, especially as the shopping mall has a policy that if it can't get birds out of the centre before the end of the day, they call a guy with a gun to come and kill it.   
Anyway, the pigeon was perched on the overhanging light fixtures, and every time I would approach it, it would move to another one.   
After a few attempts to try and catch it using a cardboard box, I was creeping close to where it was perched when a customer made loud noises to shoo it away, causing it to fly up high where I can't reach.   
When I looked to her for an explination, she said "Aw, just leave it where it is, it isn't doing any harm." To which I replied, "True, but I'd like to get it out before it makes a mess." To which her response was, "Well, you've got a mop haven't you?"   
Of course I was pissed off, but I held my tongue and went back to work. After a few minutes, she turned to leave, at which point, that awesome pidgeon took a **** on her ******* head.   
She complained to my manager when I burst out laughing, but he told her it was her own fault and gave me a high five.   
TL;DR   
Interfering bitch got what she deserved.   
   
(Pic related: MFW she stuck her ******* nose in)
    I work in a DVD shop inside a shopping mall, and one day a few weeks ago, a pigeon found it's way into our shop. For obvious reasons, I wanted to get the pidgeon out of the shop ASAP, especially as the shopping mall has a policy that if it can't get birds out of the centre before the end of the day, they call a guy with a gun to come and kill it.
    Anyway, the pigeon was perched on the overhanging light fixtures, and every time I would approach it, it would move to another one.
    After a few attempts to try and catch it using a cardboard box, I was creeping close to where it was perched when a customer made loud noises to shoo it away, causing it to fly up high where I can't reach.
    When I looked to her for an explination, she said "Aw, just leave it where it is, it isn't doing any harm." To which I replied, "True, but I'd like to get it out before it makes a mess." To which her response was, "Well, you've got a mop haven't you?"
    Of course I was pissed off, but I held my tongue and went back to work. After a few minutes, she turned to leave, at which point, that awesome pidgeon took a **** on her ******* head.
    She complained to my manager when I burst out laughing, but he told her it was her own fault and gave me a high five.
    TL;DR
    Interfering bitch got what she deserved.

    (Pic related: MFW she stuck her ******* nose in)
    User avatar#206 to #25 - kau
    Reply+2
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Karma at its finest!
    #175 to #25 - anon id: 55a3aab0
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Related: I shoot pigeons out of the silo when hunting seasons are close. They are rats with wings.
    #171 to #25 - lamadrama
    Reply+1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    D-Did you keep the pigeon?
    D-Did you keep the pigeon?
    User avatar#213 to #171 - trishaferr
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    No, luckily, it found it's own way out of the shop about an hour later and security caught it in the shopping centre and released it.
    User avatar#65 to #25 - admiralen
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    what if she just tried to tell you to use the mop to get it down from there?
    #77 to #65 - dodihamadthree**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#103 to #77 - admiralen
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    no, that means she was giving him a tip on how to deal with the bird
    User avatar#211 to #103 - trishaferr
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    No, it was clear by her tone that she meant that if it were to make a mess by crapping all over the shop, and very likely the tshirt display that it was perched above, that I had a mop to clean it up.
    #104 to #103 - dodihamadthree**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#63 to #25 - bulbakip
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Where do you live where they still have DVD shops?
    User avatar#212 to #63 - trishaferr
    Reply+1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    In merry olde England, of course! Though I suppose we're not just a DVD shop, we also sell CDs, games, tshirts, records, games consoles & record players.
    User avatar#53 to #25 - roflsaucer
    Reply+7
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I would have told her that she just got the pigeon killed, because now if it doesn't get out, a guy comes and shoots it.

    What the **** did she think you were going to do when you DID catch it? Put it on a spit and roast it?
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    #125 to #53 - elcreepo
    Reply+3
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    If she was one of the rich snooty people I see a lot around my state (CT), she would have thought the bird would have made a fine dinner for his wife and 23 children.
    #52 to #25 - firstresponder
    Reply+6
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    wait, so if birds find themselves in a mall they are killed?   
   
   
   
   
D:
    wait, so if birds find themselves in a mall they are killed?




    D:



    User avatar#214 to #52 - trishaferr
    Reply+1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    I know, it's horrible, that's why I was so eager to catch it and release it outside before the end of the day.
    User avatar#215 to #214 - firstresponder
    Reply+1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    D:
    #37 to #25 - rosietheamazon
    Reply+2
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    **** that bitch
    **** that bitch
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