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#25 - trishaferr
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I work in a DVD shop inside a shopping mall, and one day a few weeks ago, a pigeon found it's way into our shop. For obvious reasons, I wanted to get the pidgeon out of the shop ASAP, especially as the shopping mall has a policy that if it can't get birds out of the centre before the end of the day, they call a guy with a gun to come and kill it.
Anyway, the pigeon was perched on the overhanging light fixtures, and every time I would approach it, it would move to another one.
After a few attempts to try and catch it using a cardboard box, I was creeping close to where it was perched when a customer made loud noises to shoo it away, causing it to fly up high where I can't reach.
When I looked to her for an explination, she said "Aw, just leave it where it is, it isn't doing any harm." To which I replied, "True, but I'd like to get it out before it makes a mess." To which her response was, "Well, you've got a mop haven't you?"
Of course I was pissed off, but I held my tongue and went back to work. After a few minutes, she turned to leave, at which point, that awesome pidgeon took a **** on her ******* head.
She complained to my manager when I burst out laughing, but he told her it was her own fault and gave me a high five.
TL;DR
Interfering bitch got what she deserved.

(Pic related: MFW she stuck her ******* nose in)
#206 to #25 - kau
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Karma at its finest!
#175 to #25 - anon
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Related: I shoot pigeons out of the silo when hunting seasons are close. They are rats with wings.
#171 to #25 - lamadrama
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(04/05/2013) [-]
D-Did you keep the pigeon?
#213 to #171 - trishaferr
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(04/05/2013) [-]
No, luckily, it found it's own way out of the shop about an hour later and security caught it in the shopping centre and released it.
#65 to #25 - admiralen
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(04/04/2013) [-]
what if she just tried to tell you to use the mop to get it down from there?
#77 to #65 - dodihamadthree **User deleted account**
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#103 to #77 - admiralen
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(04/04/2013) [-]
no, that means she was giving him a tip on how to deal with the bird
#211 to #103 - trishaferr
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(04/05/2013) [-]
No, it was clear by her tone that she meant that if it were to make a mess by crapping all over the shop, and very likely the tshirt display that it was perched above, that I had a mop to clean it up.
#104 to #103 - dodihamadthree **User deleted account**
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#63 to #25 - bulbakip
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Where do you live where they still have DVD shops?
#212 to #63 - trishaferr
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(04/05/2013) [-]
In merry olde England, of course! Though I suppose we're not just a DVD shop, we also sell CDs, games, tshirts, records, games consoles & record players.
#53 to #25 - roflsaucer
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I would have told her that she just got the pigeon killed, because now if it doesn't get out, a guy comes and shoots it.

What the **** did she think you were going to do when you DID catch it? Put it on a spit and roast it?
#125 to #53 - elcreepo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
If she was one of the rich snooty people I see a lot around my state (CT), she would have thought the bird would have made a fine dinner for his wife and 23 children.
#52 to #25 - firstresponder
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(04/04/2013) [-]
wait, so if birds find themselves in a mall they are killed?




D:



#214 to #52 - trishaferr
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I know, it's horrible, that's why I was so eager to catch it and release it outside before the end of the day.
#215 to #214 - firstresponder
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(04/05/2013) [-]
D:
#37 to #25 - rosietheamazon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
**** that bitch
**** that bitch