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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#49 - VaultTechy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I work at a video place, more specifically a rental store in a small town and every ******* goddamn piece of **** day that ******* bitch phone rings and I hear
"hey, you guys got Django Unchained yet?"
-"No sir, that'll come out on the 16th!"
"ohh....so no Django eh?"
-"..nope, it hasn't arrived yet"
"Damn... I was gonna come rent it eh? I got six bucks and...wanted to see that show..."
-"Okay, well, you can come get it on the 16th, because we'll have lots of 'em!"
"nooo.... I'm pretty sure I won't be getting it then"
-"Okay, well, enjoy your day!"
"Yeah. (to someone in their vicinity) No Django Unchained, kids..."
"(to me) Yeahh...they all really wanna see it. My whole family."
-"Well, at least the 16th is coming up fast!"
"Yep. But we're not getting it then. Sure you can't rent me one?"
-"Well, we haven't got any and we won't until the 16th."
"Okay....(to someone else) yeah guys, he won't rent me it)"
*hangs up*

WHAT THE ****?! No, no really, WHAT THE ******* ****, is this guy's problem? We don't have the ******* show! I handle movie orders, I know, for a fact, that Django is not ******* out yet and won't be until April 16th and this ********* guy, what did he think, that I'd be like,

"Oh, hey, dude, you bitched and complained and guilt-tripped me without reason, so I actually, hahah funny thing, I just materialized a copy of that movie that doesn't ******* exist on DVD yet for ya. Yeah, it's just a thing I do, I can just *make* movies but I reserve it for people who really don't ******* deserve them because they call hardworking members of society and **** on them for things out of their control, when they themselves apparently struggle to obtain the six bucks to rent the ******* thing, showing how little they contribute to society. Anyways, come get your movie, hey? It'll be right here!"

Stupid ************* goddammit. I spent 2 hours a shift on the phone with people who do that. **** it, I'm copy/pasting this to Hating board, gotta vent
User avatar #194 to #49 - occamsrazor
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(04/05/2013) [-]
>Torrent Django
>Burn to DVDs
>"Django comes out on the 16th but for an extra $20 I'll let you take out our store's special preview disk"
>Literally profit
User avatar #191 to #49 - condimentparty
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(04/05/2013) [-]
One of the best rants I have read in a very long time, you funny ****

10/10 Would assault and batter maliciously
User avatar #183 to #49 - cycloneclone
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(04/05/2013) [-]
I must ask. Do you live in Canada? Looks like a Canadian dialect
#143 to #49 - anon id: fcb476ca
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just download the pirated copy, rent it to him, and pocket the money... I've seen that movie 3 times at home lol
#136 to #49 - applescryatnight
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(04/05/2013) [-]
you guys got django yet?
User avatar #112 to #49 - weirdojones
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(04/04/2013) [-]
You should just be happy that store is still in business
User avatar #111 to #49 - gardenmanly
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Django unchained is not something he should be showing his kids (I'm assuming his kids are young based on the way he addressed them)

I feel for you VaultTechy, a job is rarely fun but no one should have to deal with **** customers who think they can flex the system
User avatar #99 to #49 - sketchysketchist
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That's practically all jobs that require interaction with customers.
They blame you for something you have no control over and try to get in your face like that'll change things.
User avatar #82 to #49 - tenmillionbears
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(04/04/2013) [-]
"every ******* goddamn piece of **** day that ******* bitch phone rings"

#87 to #82 - VaultTechy
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holy ******* **** that's good actually. Y'know, I'd actually love to get that as like, one of those fake quote pictures, y'know with the lake all instagram'd up and then you expect to read some like, Hemingway wisdom and it's something like that?
#90 to #87 - tenmillionbears
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Here you go!
#94 to #90 - VaultTechy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
******* awesome
User avatar #69 to #49 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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What the **** is he doing wanting to show that movie to his kids, anyway? It's hardly family entertainment.
#57 to #49 - firstresponder
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I like you too