We are bad persons. . If you had a machete, would you rather... 140, 488 disagree Amputate one ofyour own Net. Obviously the feet of a friend, because I have no friends.
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We are bad persons

If you had a machete, would you rather...
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Amputate one ofyour own Net
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Submitted: 04/03/2013
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#5 - jiltist (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Obviously the feet of a friend, because I have no friends.
#6 to #5 - mysret (04/04/2013) [-]
I think I understand why.
User avatar #1 - OperationValkyrie (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Only if I get to choose the friends. I have some friends that don't need/deserve feet...
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User avatar #2 - awildniglet (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have a friend in a wheelchair, I'll hack off his feet
User avatar #13 - Poor (04/04/2013) [-]
I would amputate the feet of my friends because that way they won't walk away and leave me alone.
#18 - buttholee ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
>Make friends with a really faggoty person
>Chop their feet off
>Hero
#7 - Wreaver (04/04/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, I don't have any friends!
#23 - thesteenge (04/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What about this :D
User avatar #22 - annoos (04/04/2013) [-]
IF i just had a machete, why would i have only these two choices for ***** sake?
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User avatar #10 - galaxyguy (04/04/2013) [-]
Can I amputate the whole lower leg? Pegleg up in this ************ !
User avatar #20 - RedJoker ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Well it depends... would i have to amputate from the ankle down or from the shin?
#16 - oldenglishassassin (04/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What website has these polls?   
Gif for your troubles.
What website has these polls?
Gif for your troubles.
User avatar #26 to #16 - jaigurudevaom (04/04/2013) [-]
Its called would you rather
User avatar #38 - spamalope (04/04/2013) [-]
I have a machete, so I guess I now have to chop off either my own foot or the feet of my two friends. I have to do one of these two, I definitely can't do anything else with the machete. Definitely.
User avatar #36 - lasomacintosh (04/04/2013) [-]
At that moment, the genie appears out of the machete and replaces your friends' feet with robot chimp feet with functioning opposable toes. With those robot feet, they are able to climb trees at an incredible rate. They can also play video games while eating. One of them even learned how to play both necks of a double neck guitar at the same time.

Then you're sitting there going, aww man, I wish I had robot chimp feet.

Then the genie says, "done" and hands you a pair, but they aren't attached. You're just standing there holding the chimp feet as the genie disappears.
User avatar #35 - srskate (04/04/2013) [-]
I think'd I'd rather amputate both of my own legs

for symmetry, y'know. It'd be weird with only one prosthetic, I think.
#33 - anonymous (04/04/2013) [-]
[big]le meme meme funny rage face LIFT IT YALL :)[big]!!
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User avatar #19 - swarthywaffles (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't mind losing a foot. So long as I don't die of blood loss, I don't need two feet to work on the computer or play video games. You can even swim without both feet if you need to!
User avatar #17 - Theyneverknow (04/04/2013) [-]
My own, wooden feet are fine
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