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    #75 - mrmamric
    Reply+164
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Guise   
Guise   
what if guise   
guise   
   
What if he's talking about his home phone.
    Guise
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    guise

    What if he's talking about his home phone.
    #184 to #75 - anon id: 8d6e2165
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    good luck texting a home phone
    #160 to #75 - anon id: 58d3132d
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    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Line at the end gives us almost complete certainty that he was referring to the lost phone throughout the conversation.
    #134 to #75 - berkut
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    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Guise    
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what if guise    
guise    
   
What if he has TWO phones?
    Guise
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    What if he has TWO phones?
    #96 to #75 - sybarite
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    (04/04/2013)[-]
    "call or text me please"

    Unless you are deaf and using a TTY you don't text your home phone.
    #145 to #96 - anon id: 2f4367a2
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    (04/04/2013)[-]
    If you text a home phone you'll get a call and hear an automated text to speech voice saying the contents of that text.
    #88 to #75 - nsfwbrowserv
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    (04/04/2013)[-]
    No ******* way   
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    No ******* way
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    User avatar#84 to #75 - garymuthafuknoak
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    (04/04/2013)[-]
    jesus christ how horrifying
    #81 to #75 - ilovesalad
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    (04/04/2013)[-]
    yeah but, the "um........ but its mine phone not theirs" was still pretty stupid
    yeah but, the "um........ but its mine phone not theirs" was still pretty stupid
    #119 to #81 - mrmamric
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    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I'm just going to sya he was having an off day. He lost his damn phone after all.
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