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#75 - mrmamric
Reply +164 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
Guise Guise what if guise guise What if he's talking about his home phone.
Guise
Guise
what if guise
guise

What if he's talking about his home phone.
#184 to #75 - anon id: 8d6e2165
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
good luck texting a home phone
#160 to #75 - anon id: 58d3132d
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
Line at the end gives us almost complete certainty that he was referring to the lost phone throughout the conversation.
#134 to #75 - berkut
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
Guise Guise what if guise guise What if he has TWO phones?
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what if guise
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What if he has TWO phones?
#96 to #75 - sybarite
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
"call or text me please"

Unless you are deaf and using a TTY you don't text your home phone.
#145 to #96 - anon id: 2f4367a2
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
If you text a home phone you'll get a call and hear an automated text to speech voice saying the contents of that text.
#88 to #75 - nsfwbrowserv
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
No ******* way ********
No ******* way
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User avatar #84 to #75 - garymuthafuknoak
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
#81 to #75 - ilovesalad
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(04/04/2013) [-]
yeah but, the "um........ but its mine phone not theirs" was still pretty stupid
yeah but, the "um........ but its mine phone not theirs" was still pretty stupid
#119 to #81 - mrmamric
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/04/2013) [-]
I'm just going to sya he was having an off day. He lost his damn phone after all.
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