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#2 - mrmcrapey
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(04/03/2013) [-]
#66 to #2 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
perspective
#41 to #2 - BmanX
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Well if that's the case, then any car could get in and they obviously didn't do a good enough job.
#6 to #2 - dabronydude
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(04/03/2013) [-]
things further away seem smaller?
it might fit...
#49 to #6 - blahness
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(04/04/2013) [-]
i dont think that things shrink by that much from a few feet away
#4 to #2 - kamranhalo
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(04/03/2013) [-]
from the angle it looks like it will fit but when the back up they wont be able to fit
#8 to #4 - klldarkness
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Said Every Woman Ever.
#9 to #8 - klldarkness
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(04/04/2013) [-]
*Sigh*

I actually came back to this post just to say this. I'm sorry. I couldn't pass up this opportunity. :D
#11 to #9 - kamranhalo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
dude wtf
#12 to #11 - klldarkness
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(04/04/2013) [-]
....Yes? Lol.
#13 to #12 - kamranhalo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
butt hurt
#14 to #13 - klldarkness
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(04/04/2013) [-]
#15 to #14 - kamranhalo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
dude just back off a little i thing im losing my girlfriend
#16 to #15 - klldarkness
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Seriously dude?

Let me help you out on this one. Girls like one thing. Attention. Doing things for them, gives them attention.

So, i give you my one step program to winning, and keeping, "The girl".

1. Learn. To. Play. This. Song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMwI1DlZpyY


It's three chord progressions. Simple, really. Just need to get the timing down. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU CAN SING.

Learn it. Play it. Put her name in the place of Konstantine.

BAM! You win.
#18 to #16 - kamranhalo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
thanks dude i have never had so much help im freaking out right now because its long distance and some guy kissed her and im just shaking to death now
#19 to #18 - klldarkness
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. Let me give you some advice.

Long distance relationships do not work. At all.

Also, seeing as you're upset, i'll fill you in on something. Your relationship? It's already over.

You will ALWAYS wonder, if something else is going on. The trust is gone. It will never come back.

That's not a good relationship.

It's better to break it off now, cry it out, buy a piano, find a chick closer to home, play that song, and live happily ever after. Besides, it's a useful skill. ^_^
#20 to #19 - kamranhalo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
everything is ok now thanks man you saved a life ....without you i dont know what i would have done
#22 to #20 - klldarkness
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. *Shrugs*

If you say so.

On the off chance you do actually decide to take my advice, here's the sheet music you need:

depositfiles.com/files/e6sicqc0f

It's a PDF.
#24 to #22 - kamranhalo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
im going to move to be with her soon
#31 to #24 - poleelop
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(04/04/2013) [-]
i feel like I'm intruding on something special
#32 to #31 - kamranhalo
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(04/04/2013) [-]
join in brotha
#70 to #32 - theasguard
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(04/04/2013) [-]
insert something random!!
insert something random!!