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#6 - portshadow **User deleted account** (04/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#23 - kronicsmurf (04/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Siri, what does Marsellus Wallace look like?
#10 - YourName (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - shrapnelleader (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#18 - sixty (04/03/2013) [-]
#3 - danielesq (04/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
the metric system is amazing you should join in it logical and easy to remember
#76 - lolzordz (04/04/2013) [-]
when siri speaks without being spoken to
#27 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#34 - brothergrimm (04/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**brothergrimm rolled user djequalizee **
User avatar #12 - misterbonzo (04/03/2013) [-]
siri, do they speak english in what?
User avatar #37 - fingercramp (04/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Eight ounces to a cup
User avatar #52 to #37 - eddiethead (04/04/2013) [-]
eight ************ ounces to a ************ cup.
User avatar #69 - thempc ONLINE (04/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you mean, how many monkey-fightin ounces in a monday to friday cup?
#66 - ishotthedeputy (04/04/2013) [-]
"Siri what do they call a quarter pounder in France?"
#53 - xombiemike (04/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #64 to #53 - neiharakon (04/04/2013) [-]
Actually that is early modern English. Olde English is a dialect composed of Scandinavian and Germanic words and phrases that were hastily thrown together so that the pillagers of the English Isles could communicate. After a time the french came to have a large influence in the ruling class which gave birth to Middle English, which is an even worse version that had french words thrown in. It was only after hundreds of years development that these were forged together into a common dialect that both the ruling class and it's citizenry could comprehend. This is modern English, and it began a bit before the time of Shakespeare. It is simply an earlier dialect not an actual distinct language. English speakers now have simply updated turns of phrases and referential material for common understanding.

tl;dr English ************ , you do speak it!
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#2 - mrawesomeman (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 - vishnarg (04/04/2013) [-]
Cool story incoming
I met Sam Jackson. He's pretty much the exact character from Pulp Fiction and Mace Windu combined. I caddied for him at a course in New Jersey long long ago... he was then on a talk show in NYC that night, which I watched. He was talking about his visit to NY, and in his day didn't mention golf. I knew immediately it was the illuminati. I then proceeded to watch like all his movies that night. Cool guy. Except he's not very good at golf.
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