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#12 - perfectionx ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
>Be 2 years old
>Furiously rubbing these milk candies on my penis as I've been doing for a year now
>Know the weewee-less others love the taste of the milkcandie weewee
>Pottytrained as ****
>Sitting on couch rubbing it in
>My mother looks at me wierd
> ******************** .jpg
>Quickly use them and eat them
>20 years later at my wedding
>Bitches love my godly tasting dick and have no idea why
>Mom uses this classified information to try and embarrass me
>Now my wife knows of my secret and she will try to steal my milkcandies
>Noone must know so I kill everyone
>My secret remains safe
#184 to #12 - anonymous (04/04/2013) [-]
DEE-- DID THIS GO AS PLANNED?? U LURED HIM IN/ LIED/ EYE NEVER CHEATED/ U QYEEN/ DEECEIPT/ PREGNANT@15- MOM$$DAUGHTET$$DAUGHTER ACTS!! SOREE/ FOSTER WONT ALLOW ANY/ I RE/ DEE PEET COMMUNICATION WITH FELONIES/ ALL FAMIRY MEM BUUURRS/ SO WATCHERS STATE/ BEST DEATH STATE/ I JUST WAVED TO U/ WHORE/ had chance - silenced U SAIF/ U FID MOST WORK BILL/ CHASE SEX/ CALLS/ SCHEMES/ ROUDS/ GAMES/ NAME CHANED/ ON & ON U TAUGJT FIRST DAUGHTER WELL?? EXAMPLE/ MIMI WAS PROUD. ROT IN HELL
User avatar #174 to #12 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
I read it as candle for the first 3 read throughs and I was confused as **** .
User avatar #132 to #12 - nathanielcockburn (04/04/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#32 to #12 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
You just told us your secret
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