You're right, wanting the best in life is so greedy. - #88543730 added by myrtille at The Gender Difference

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(04/03/2013)[-]

I've always hated this joke. It doesn't make sense. If you know the floors above are better, you would surely go up no matter what.

#132 to #12 - anon id: 0f77c68d

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(04/04/2013)[-]

It's funnier if they leave that bit out.

#93 to #12 - anonymouspusy**User deleted account**

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#72 to #12 - anon id: 696f5e51

Reply0

(04/03/2013)[-]

Except that it gets more expensive...

#50 to #12 - sketchysketchist

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(04/03/2013)[-]

The original went like this.
1. Short and plain.
2. Tall and plain.
3. Short and handsome.
4. Tall and handsome.
5. No pleasing women punchline.

#36 to #12 - schwerdaddy

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(04/03/2013)[-]

It's supposed to be a mystery. This is an old joke (as you know) and this iteration worded it wrong.

#24 to #12 - anon id: 3a340357

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(04/03/2013)[-]

You don't know that the above floors are better. The women are making an assumption based on the pattern from the previous floors. You know what they say about assuming, right?

#61 to #24 - anon id: b4edf081

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(04/03/2013)[-]

"the value of the product increases as you go up"
assuming someone is assuming is the worst thing.

#57 to #24 - downtoabsolutezero**User deleted account**

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#41 to #24 - matthewboss

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(04/03/2013)[-]

You make an ASS out of U and ME, 8 Simple Rules mo ******

#29 to #24 - rainbowtacos

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(04/03/2013)[-]

"Value of products increase as you ascend"

#14 to #12 - lothet

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(04/03/2013)[-]

If you are a greedy bitch, yes you will.

#102 to #14 - anon id: 81ad7f6f

Reply0

(04/03/2013)[-]

I'm very greedy. Greed is good. The only difference between us is that I'm not ashamed of my greed.

#30 to #14 - zorororonoa

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(04/03/2013)[-]

>Implying you aren't a greedy bitch like the rest of us

#48 to #30 - lothet

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(04/03/2013)[-]

Do you even check profiles before posting **** like this? "Mister'" cockwobbler with an overused name taht is also incorrect.

#51 to #48 - zorororonoa

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(04/03/2013)[-]

dude, i was kidding

#19 to #14 - myrtille

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(04/03/2013)[-]

You're right, wanting the best in life is so greedy. I must re-evaluate my life!