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#12 - solitaryweasel (04/03/2013) [-]
I've always hated this joke. It doesn't make sense. If you know the floors above are better, you would surely go up no matter what.
#132 to #12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2013) [-]
It's funnier if they leave that bit out.
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#93 to #12 - anonymouspusy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#72 to #12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2013) [-]
Except that it gets more expensive...
User avatar #50 to #12 - sketchysketchist (04/03/2013) [-]
The original went like this.
1. Short and plain.
2. Tall and plain.
3. Short and handsome.
4. Tall and handsome.
5. No pleasing women punchline.
User avatar #36 to #12 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be a mystery. This is an old joke (as you know) and this iteration worded it wrong.
#24 to #12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2013) [-]
You don't know that the above floors are better. The women are making an assumption based on the pattern from the previous floors. You know what they say about assuming, right?
#61 to #24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2013) [-]
"the value of the product increases as you go up"
assuming someone is assuming is the worst thing.
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#57 to #24 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 to #24 - matthewboss (04/03/2013) [-]
You make an ASS out of U and ME, 8 Simple Rules mo ******
User avatar #29 to #24 - rainbowtacos (04/03/2013) [-]
"Value of products increase as you ascend"
User avatar #14 to #12 - lothet (04/03/2013) [-]
If you are a greedy bitch, yes you will.
#102 to #14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm very greedy. Greed is good. The only difference between us is that I'm not ashamed of my greed.
User avatar #30 to #14 - zorororonoa (04/03/2013) [-]
>Implying you aren't a greedy bitch like the rest of us
User avatar #48 to #30 - lothet (04/03/2013) [-]
Do you even check profiles before posting **** like this? "Mister'" cockwobbler with an overused name taht is also incorrect.
User avatar #51 to #48 - zorororonoa (04/03/2013) [-]
dude, i was kidding
User avatar #19 to #14 - myrtille (04/03/2013) [-]
You're right, wanting the best in life is so greedy. I must re-evaluate my life!
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