t} The first thing you open on internet is Funnyjunk
2) You continuosly want to eat bacon, sammiches and bacon sammet: hats
applys to men and trannys only)
with or without wings?"
5) When you stay in for hours or days
Ewen know woman should be in the kitchen making sammiches
7) You have pokemon!
Ewen have green thumbs
Ewan say sammich instead of sandwich
ita) You hate justin hiatus: and twilight
I‘ fou HATE justin bieber and twilight
12) When you see twins in real life you say "it' s a rarest"