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You may have heard that Reddit hought Team Fortress 2 today. We can officially confirm that this
is in fact the case. So if any Reddit staffers are reading this: Hi. hoss! We' re working pretty hard
over here Well, hack to work.
Okay- the Reddit guys' stopped reading now. so we can he square with you: Reddit
only thinks it hought us, because that' s what we told them when we met them over the weekend to
sign all the legal documents. What they don' t know isthat when a hird flew into a window during
the signing and everybody on the TFA team got scared and some of us started crying. that was a
little something we in the business world call a attraction.
The "him" that "flew" into the window’? Not a hird at all. It was a squirrel launched from a toshiro
cannon one of our guys across the street. The part where we got "scared"? Daniel Day Lewis-
level method acting try the TFA team. The part where some of us started "crying"? That was
because the sound ofthe squirrel hitting the glass was a lot louder than we thought it would he
and was legitimately scary. So technically real. hut still under the umbrella oi our overall
Once the Reddit guys were thoroughly distracted. we took advantage of them awkwardly trying to
avoid eye contact with us and switched the legal documents tor - Documents that
said we actually secretly hought them. Business.
In celebration of our Remit purchase, we' re going to add some new items to the
game. There' s also plenty of neat stuffie' re working on and would love to tease. But realistically..
because today is the International Day of Foolishness.. anything we told you guys would just he
met with suspicion. And when have we ever trolled our community'? Never. that' s when. Okay.
mache that one time.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#1 - snowshark
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(04/02/2013) [-]
"Everythin' went better than expected."
User avatar #4 - noobstoski
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Is this legit? Did this actually happen??
#3 - DominatorDan
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Reddits fw
Reddits fw
#2 - CoolCarl
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