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tyroneisanigger
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This is my preferred weapon in a zombie apocalypse.
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lastofthedovakhiin
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(04/03/2013)
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My preferred weapon
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fedexman
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<my preferred weapon
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Cilreve
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**Cilreve rolled user
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my weapon of choice
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fedexman
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deathhardiv
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>loud as ****
>crazy ammo inefficient
>firing without a vehicle requires two people who must move very slowly
great weapon you got there
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andrewjla
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(04/03/2013)
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too loud
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djtehunknown
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(04/03/2013)
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WHO TOUCH MY GUN
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trimageryan
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(04/03/2013)
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Because minigun ammo is just lying around everywhere, right?
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mythicdragoon
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(04/03/2013)
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the gun from an A-10 Thunderbolt?
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trimageryan
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(04/03/2013)
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Not at all, the A-10 main gun (The GAU-8 Avenger) is the size of two Volkswagen Beatles. Hell, the round it's self is the size of your arm from the tip of your finger to your elbow (Roughly)
<--Chart
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mythicdragoon
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(04/03/2013)
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plus with the angle and nothing next to it to get a scale, its easy to think its the avenger
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trimageryan
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(04/03/2013)
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Well it would also be missing the huge ammo housing bit in the back, but I see how it could be mistaken.
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mythicdragoon
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(04/03/2013)
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I know. did a paper on it in school. the warthog has always been my favorite plane
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trimageryan
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(04/03/2013)
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Personally I love the A-10, the thing is nearly indestructible and the GAU-8 can tear through any armaments known to man. A funny little fact is that most A-10 pilots refer to the missiles and/or bombs attached to the wings as "decoration"
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mythicdragoon
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not to mention that they love the simplicity of it. it'll never be like the FA-22 Raptor, but they wouldn't want it to be.
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trimageryan
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Of coarse no, the A-10 is for close air support while the Raptor is more for air combat. Though both are fantastic.
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mythicdragoon
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I don't see the point behind air combat anymore. we wont allow anyone that's not an ally to make anything that's half as good as our crappiest planes without carpet bombing half the country. why make planes for a purpose they'll never be used for?
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trimageryan
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(04/03/2013)
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It's more of a show of power then anything. As a nation we have to justify to ourselves that our enormous military budget (number one in the world and more then the next 25 countries combined) is actually meaningful so we build these things to scare other countries.
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mythicdragoon
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(04/03/2013)
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sounds a lot like the soviet union before the arms race forced them to bow out of the cold war
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trimageryan
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(04/03/2013)
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And a lot like Germany a bit before WWII.
Not to say we have the same ideals in any way, I'm just saying that nobody stocks up this much ammo without getting a little trigger happy.
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trimageryan
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(04/03/2013)
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Of course not*
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toxikxvenom
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(04/03/2013)
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Ive said it before and Ill say it again...you dont need some huge as gun that you might not ever find ammo for. All you need is a .22 long rifle.
--most abundant ammo in the world
--light weight
--pretty quiet
--wont mess your hear up too bad
--wont attract other zombies/humans
--small ammo meaning you can carry a pretty hefty amount on hand
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bookyle
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(04/03/2013)
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too bad .22 ammo cost like 50 cents a shot currently
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toxikxvenom
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(04/03/2013)
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Doont really think people are going to be paying for stuff if the world goes to ****.
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bookyle
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(04/03/2013)
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if the world goes to **** no one will be selling it.
You gotta stock up before the world goes to **** so that you have resources
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toxikxvenom
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(04/04/2013)
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No one will be selling it...because the world has gone to ****...you go into the ******* store...and take it. If there isnt any in a retail store...it wouldnt be too hard to find some lying around somewhere...
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bookyle
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(04/04/2013)
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no... are you kidding? People are going to be hogging stuff like jews. You will most likely not find anything much by looting, because most likely someone got there before you. Or you are going to have to fight for it on the spot.
Ammo and gasoline are going to be the two most competed consumable resource after water and food, maybe even before food
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Cilreve
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(04/03/2013)
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wtf are you talking about? I can go to walmart right now and get 550 rounds for ~$25
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spysappinmysasha
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(04/03/2013)
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Reload is NOT fast though. At least if we are talking about the same gun. You have to pull the shaft out and load each individual bullet with the gun upside down in an awkward position just to reload your 14 rounds.
Since there are always for some reason tanks lying around in a Zombie apocalypse, it isnt completely impossible to assume that many of those tanks wouldnt have standard issue personnel weaponry inside such as an SMG. And you can assume also that each tank with said gun would also have ammo for said gun.
But then again, this is all just speculation, I have no idea how the military equips the people who drive tanks.
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toxikxvenom
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(04/03/2013)
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Thats true reload is slow for the kind that you are thinking of, but there are models that have clips.
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Cilreve
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(04/03/2013)
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That is why you would use a regular Ruger 10/22...normal, magazine fed, short barreled rifle.
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twi
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#273
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(04/03/2013)
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I just have two Chinese sabers
**** ammo
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dreamthrow
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(04/03/2013)
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Your stopping power would be zero.
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deliciousdee
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(04/03/2013)
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I'd have to go with a bullpup smg or rifle of some sort, like a P90 or a Kel-Tec RFB. Light weight, compact, easy to maintain and easy to find ammo for, but a nice high RoF for close quarters when needed or fired single shot/bursts for improved accuracy at long distances.
For a side-arm I'd take a .44 magnum simply because I'm good with a revolver and because that thing would put a zombie down instantly with a well placed headshot. I'd have pre-loaded quick reloaders on hand to serve as makeshift clips.
For a melee weapon I'm planning on buying a morning star, a big two handed one. It's a blunt weapon so it doesn't need to be maintained and sharpened like a sword, it's effective, and can double as a means to break down doors/walls if need be.
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douthit
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(04/03/2013)
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I was just arguing today for a Ruger 10/22 as the ultimate zombie apocalypse weapon. Great minds...
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awesomeduderino
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(04/03/2013)
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i have a silenced rugger 10/22... i guess i'm ready
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anon
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(04/03/2013)
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I have a marlin model 60, will buy a surpressor for it soon! i love that little gun, can easly hit on 250-300 meters!
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douthit
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(04/03/2013)
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That's ******* bad ass, man. I hope it's an SBR, too. Ah, good ol' gun porn. The best kind's your imagination.
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awesomeduderino
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(04/03/2013)
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sbr? short barreled?
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douthit
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(04/03/2013)
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Yes. Takes the same NFA paperwork as a suppressor.
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awesomeduderino
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(04/03/2013)
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heh, yeah... about that paperwork....
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douthit
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(04/03/2013)
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lol Nice. **** The Man.
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awesomeduderino
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(04/03/2013)
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most definantly
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toxikxvenom
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(04/03/2013)
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thats what Im sayin.
me and you, douthit...we gon **** those bitch ass zombies up.
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ilovehitler
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You don't need a gun. Just have food, water, and shelter and wait for the military to take care of it.
And if the military is all killed off, then you really have no chance at survival.
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thexxtalonxx
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(04/03/2013)
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I'll just wait for the military, and if they die then I die too. Humans couldn't possibly survive a zombie apocalypse without the military.
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ilovehitler
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Yes, because the average civilian has more chance than the entirety of the military, with all of it's guns, tanks, bombs, expert tacticians, training, supplies...
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douthit
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(04/03/2013)
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Bitch ass.
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madzombiie
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(04/03/2013)
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i have a katana so ill last a bit
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madzombiie
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(04/03/2013)
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****** ipod pic for proof, and its not in the picture fully
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toxikxvenom
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(04/03/2013)
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But do you know how to use it?
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madzombiie
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(04/03/2013)
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yes
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triggathepirate
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(04/03/2013)
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Aye, I figure hack and slash eh? Swords don't use ammo but your arm sure as hell does... One in each hand is a bad idea though.
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madzombiie
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i dont plan on using it as a zombie weapon, im collecting them. thats the first one ive bought and if you ask me if the apocalypse does happen i have pretty good weapon(s)
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triggathepirate
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(04/03/2013)
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Well... Just in case.
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toxikxvenom
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(04/03/2013)
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obvious manly man is obvious.
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fistpump
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(04/03/2013)
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That's supposed to be mounted to a plane; how the hell are you going to wield it? Tape it to a dog?
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Cilreve
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other way around
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tyroneisanigger
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(04/03/2013)
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Mount it on something else, a truck, side of my house, whatever the **** there is to mount it on. I think the idea of mounting it on a truck is bad ass. Wrap barb wire around the grill of the truck also, and have this ************ mounted on the back. The only thing that would make it more badass is for it to shoot flaming bullet.
Pic related, that's how I image the back.
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dragonette
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(04/03/2013)
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If he doesn't die, mien will be my brothers bow
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dragontamers
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(04/03/2013)
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gee, thanks
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ktbmnf
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(04/03/2013)
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woah.
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