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    #70 - tyroneisanigger
    Reply+4
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    This is my preferred weapon in a zombie apocalypse.
    This is my preferred weapon in a zombie apocalypse.
    #212 to #70 - lastofthedovakhiin
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    My preferred weapon   
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    My preferred weapon
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    #310 to #212 - fedexman
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    **fedexman rolled a random image posted in comment #18769 at Anime board social ** &lt;my preferred weapon
    **fedexman rolled a random image posted in comment #18769 at Anime board social ** <my preferred weapon
    #325 to #310 - Cilreve
    Reply+2
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    **Cilreve rolled user deficiency ** my weapon of choice
    **Cilreve rolled user deficiency ** my weapon of choice
    #311 to #310 - fedexman
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#201 to #70 - deathhardiv
    Reply+1
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    >loud as ****
    >crazy ammo inefficient
    >firing without a vehicle requires two people who must move very slowly
    great weapon you got there
    User avatar#183 to #70 - andrewjla
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    too loud
    #156 to #70 - djtehunknown
    Reply+1
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    WHO TOUCH MY GUN
    WHO TOUCH MY GUN
    User avatar#132 to #70 - trimageryan
    Reply+9
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Because minigun ammo is just lying around everywhere, right?
    #127 to #70 - mythicdragoon
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    the gun from an A-10 Thunderbolt?
    the gun from an A-10 Thunderbolt?
    #138 to #127 - trimageryan
    Reply+1
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Not at all, the A-10 main gun (The GAU-8 Avenger) is the size of two Volkswagen Beatles. Hell, the round it's self is the size of your arm from the tip of your finger to your elbow (Roughly)   
   
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    Not at all, the A-10 main gun (The GAU-8 Avenger) is the size of two Volkswagen Beatles. Hell, the round it's self is the size of your arm from the tip of your finger to your elbow (Roughly)

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    #140 to #138 - mythicdragoon
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    plus with the angle and nothing next to it to get a scale, its easy to think its the avenger
    User avatar#143 to #140 - trimageryan
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Well it would also be missing the huge ammo housing bit in the back, but I see how it could be mistaken.
    #139 to #138 - mythicdragoon
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    I know. did a paper on it in school. the warthog has always been my favorite plane
    User avatar#142 to #139 - trimageryan
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Personally I love the A-10, the thing is nearly indestructible and the GAU-8 can tear through any armaments known to man. A funny little fact is that most A-10 pilots refer to the missiles and/or bombs attached to the wings as "decoration"
    #145 to #142 - mythicdragoon
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    not to mention that they love the simplicity of it. it'll never be like the FA-22 Raptor, but they wouldn't want it to be.
    User avatar#150 to #145 - trimageryan
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Of coarse no, the A-10 is for close air support while the Raptor is more for air combat. Though both are fantastic.
    #155 to #150 - mythicdragoon
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    I don't see the point behind air combat anymore. we wont allow anyone that's not an ally to make anything that's half as good as our crappiest planes without carpet bombing half the country. why make planes for a purpose they'll never be used for?
    User avatar#158 to #155 - trimageryan
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    It's more of a show of power then anything. As a nation we have to justify to ourselves that our enormous military budget (number one in the world and more then the next 25 countries combined) is actually meaningful so we build these things to scare other countries.
    #162 to #158 - mythicdragoon
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    sounds a lot like the soviet union before the arms race forced them to bow out of the cold war
    User avatar#166 to #162 - trimageryan
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    And a lot like Germany a bit before WWII.

    Not to say we have the same ideals in any way, I'm just saying that nobody stocks up this much ammo without getting a little trigger happy.
    User avatar#151 to #150 - trimageryan
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Of course not*
    User avatar#99 to #70 - toxikxvenom
    Reply+46
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Ive said it before and Ill say it again...you dont need some huge as gun that you might not ever find ammo for. All you need is a .22 long rifle.
    --most abundant ammo in the world
    --light weight
    --pretty quiet
    --wont mess your hear up too bad
    --wont attract other zombies/humans
    --small ammo meaning you can carry a pretty hefty amount on hand
    #302 to #99 - bookyle
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    too bad .22 ammo cost like 50 cents a shot currently
    User avatar#416 to #302 - toxikxvenom
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Doont really think people are going to be paying for stuff if the world goes to ****.
    #418 to #416 - bookyle
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    if the world goes to **** no one will be selling it.
    You gotta stock up before the world goes to **** so that you have resources
    User avatar#420 to #418 - toxikxvenom
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    No one will be selling it...because the world has gone to ****...you go into the ******* store...and take it. If there isnt any in a retail store...it wouldnt be too hard to find some lying around somewhere...
    #421 to #420 - bookyle
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    no... are you kidding? People are going to be hogging stuff like jews. You will most likely not find anything much by looting, because most likely someone got there before you. Or you are going to have to fight for it on the spot.

    Ammo and gasoline are going to be the two most competed consumable resource after water and food, maybe even before food
    #338 to #302 - Cilreve
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    wtf are you talking about? I can go to walmart right now and get 550 rounds for ~$25
    User avatar#277 to #99 - spysappinmysasha
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Reload is NOT fast though. At least if we are talking about the same gun. You have to pull the shaft out and load each individual bullet with the gun upside down in an awkward position just to reload your 14 rounds.

    Since there are always for some reason tanks lying around in a Zombie apocalypse, it isnt completely impossible to assume that many of those tanks wouldnt have standard issue personnel weaponry inside such as an SMG. And you can assume also that each tank with said gun would also have ammo for said gun.

    But then again, this is all just speculation, I have no idea how the military equips the people who drive tanks.
    User avatar#415 to #277 - toxikxvenom
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Thats true reload is slow for the kind that you are thinking of, but there are models that have clips.
    #314 to #277 - Cilreve
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    That is why you would use a regular Ruger 10/22...normal, magazine fed, short barreled rifle.
    #195 to #99 - twi#273 on commentsRank#273
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
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    I just have two Chinese sabers

    **** ammo
    User avatar#191 to #99 - dreamthrow
    Reply+1
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Your stopping power would be zero.
    User avatar#170 to #99 - deliciousdee
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    I'd have to go with a bullpup smg or rifle of some sort, like a P90 or a Kel-Tec RFB. Light weight, compact, easy to maintain and easy to find ammo for, but a nice high RoF for close quarters when needed or fired single shot/bursts for improved accuracy at long distances.

    For a side-arm I'd take a .44 magnum simply because I'm good with a revolver and because that thing would put a zombie down instantly with a well placed headshot. I'd have pre-loaded quick reloaders on hand to serve as makeshift clips.

    For a melee weapon I'm planning on buying a morning star, a big two handed one. It's a blunt weapon so it doesn't need to be maintained and sharpened like a sword, it's effective, and can double as a means to break down doors/walls if need be.
    User avatar#104 to #99 - douthit
    Reply+2
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    I was just arguing today for a Ruger 10/22 as the ultimate zombie apocalypse weapon. Great minds...
    #118 to #104 - awesomeduderino
    Reply+2
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    i have a silenced rugger 10/22... i guess i'm ready
    i have a silenced rugger 10/22... i guess i'm ready
    #397 to #118 - anon id: 69e49c65
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    I have a marlin model 60, will buy a surpressor for it soon! i love that little gun, can easly hit on 250-300 meters!
    User avatar#121 to #118 - douthit
    Reply+2
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    That's ******* bad ass, man. I hope it's an SBR, too. Ah, good ol' gun porn. The best kind's your imagination.
    #125 to #121 - awesomeduderino
    Reply+2
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    sbr? short barreled?
    User avatar#126 to #125 - douthit
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Yes. Takes the same NFA paperwork as a suppressor.
    #128 to #126 - awesomeduderino
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    heh, yeah... about that paperwork....
    User avatar#129 to #128 - douthit
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    lol Nice. **** The Man.
    #134 to #129 - awesomeduderino
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    most definantly
    #105 to #104 - toxikxvenom
    Reply+2
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    thats what Im sayin.   
me and you, douthit...we gon **** those bitch ass zombies up.
    thats what Im sayin.
    me and you, douthit...we gon **** those bitch ass zombies up.
    #103 to #99 - ilovehitler 
    Reply-7
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    You don't need a gun. Just have food, water, and shelter and wait for the military to take care of it.
    And if the military is all killed off, then you really have no chance at survival.
    #107 to #103 - thexxtalonxx
    Reply+7
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    I'll just wait for the military, and if they die then I die too. Humans couldn't possibly survive a zombie apocalypse without the military.
    I'll just wait for the military, and if they die then I die too. Humans couldn't possibly survive a zombie apocalypse without the military.
    #111 to #107 - ilovehitler 
    Reply-3
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Yes, because the average civilian has more chance than the entirety of the military, with all of it's guns, tanks, bombs, expert tacticians, training, supplies...
    User avatar#106 to #103 - douthit
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Bitch ass.
    User avatar#94 to #70 - madzombiie
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    i have a katana so ill last a bit
    #102 to #94 - madzombiie
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    ****** ipod pic for proof, and its not in the picture fully
    ****** ipod pic for proof, and its not in the picture fully
    User avatar#108 to #102 - toxikxvenom
    Reply+1
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    But do you know how to use it?
    User avatar#110 to #108 - madzombiie
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    yes
    #159 to #110 - triggathepirate
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Aye, I figure hack and slash eh? Swords don't use ammo but your arm sure as hell does... One in each hand is a bad idea though.
    Aye, I figure hack and slash eh? Swords don't use ammo but your arm sure as hell does... One in each hand is a bad idea though.
    #165 to #159 - madzombiie
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    i dont plan on using it as a zombie weapon, im collecting them. thats the first one ive bought and if you ask me if the apocalypse does happen i have pretty good weapon(s)
    i dont plan on using it as a zombie weapon, im collecting them. thats the first one ive bought and if you ask me if the apocalypse does happen i have pretty good weapon(s)
    #167 to #165 - triggathepirate
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Well... Just in case.
    Well... Just in case.
    #112 to #110 - toxikxvenom
    Reply+3
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    obvious manly man is obvious.
    obvious manly man is obvious.
    #77 to #70 - fistpump
    Reply+7
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    That's supposed to be mounted to a plane; how the hell are you going to wield it? Tape it to a dog?
    That's supposed to be mounted to a plane; how the hell are you going to wield it? Tape it to a dog?
    #322 to #77 - Cilreve
    Reply+1
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    other way around
    other way around
    #81 to #77 - tyroneisanigger
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    Mount it on something else, a truck, side of my house, whatever the **** there is to mount it on.  I think the idea of mounting it on a truck is bad ass. Wrap barb wire around the grill of the truck also, and have this ************ mounted on the back.  The only thing that would make it more badass is for it to shoot flaming bullet.   
Pic related, that's how I image the back.
    Mount it on something else, a truck, side of my house, whatever the **** there is to mount it on. I think the idea of mounting it on a truck is bad ass. Wrap barb wire around the grill of the truck also, and have this ************ mounted on the back. The only thing that would make it more badass is for it to shoot flaming bullet.
    Pic related, that's how I image the back.
    User avatar#75 to #70 - dragonette
    Reply+2
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    If he doesn't die, mien will be my brothers bow
    User avatar#92 to #75 - dragontamers
    Reply+2
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    gee, thanks
    User avatar#264 to #92 - ktbmnf
    Reply0
    (04/03/2013)[-]
    woah.
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