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#70 - tyroneisanigger ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
This is my preferred weapon in a zombie apocalypse.
#212 to #70 - lastofthedovakhiin (04/03/2013) [-]
My preferred weapon   
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My preferred weapon
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#310 to #212 - fedexman (04/03/2013) [-]
**fedexman rolled a random image posted in comment #18769 at Anime board social ** <my preferred weapon
#325 to #310 - Cilreve (04/03/2013) [-]
**Cilreve rolled user deficiency ** my weapon of choice
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User avatar #201 to #70 - deathhardiv (04/03/2013) [-]
>loud as ****
>crazy ammo inefficient
>firing without a vehicle requires two people who must move very slowly
great weapon you got there
User avatar #183 to #70 - andrewjla (04/03/2013) [-]
too loud
#156 to #70 - djtehunknown (04/03/2013) [-]
WHO TOUCH MY GUN
User avatar #132 to #70 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
Because minigun ammo is just lying around everywhere, right?
#127 to #70 - mythicdragoon (04/03/2013) [-]
the gun from an A-10 Thunderbolt?
#138 to #127 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
Not at all, the A-10 main gun (The GAU-8 Avenger) is the size of two Volkswagen Beatles. Hell, the round it's self is the size of your arm from the tip of your finger to your elbow (Roughly)

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User avatar #140 to #138 - mythicdragoon (04/03/2013) [-]
plus with the angle and nothing next to it to get a scale, its easy to think its the avenger
User avatar #143 to #140 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
Well it would also be missing the huge ammo housing bit in the back, but I see how it could be mistaken.
User avatar #139 to #138 - mythicdragoon (04/03/2013) [-]
I know. did a paper on it in school. the warthog has always been my favorite plane
User avatar #142 to #139 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
Personally I love the A-10, the thing is nearly indestructible and the GAU-8 can tear through any armaments known to man. A funny little fact is that most A-10 pilots refer to the missiles and/or bombs attached to the wings as "decoration"
User avatar #145 to #142 - mythicdragoon (04/03/2013) [-]
not to mention that they love the simplicity of it. it'll never be like the FA-22 Raptor, but they wouldn't want it to be.
User avatar #150 to #145 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
Of coarse no, the A-10 is for close air support while the Raptor is more for air combat. Though both are fantastic.
User avatar #155 to #150 - mythicdragoon (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't see the point behind air combat anymore. we wont allow anyone that's not an ally to make anything that's half as good as our crappiest planes without carpet bombing half the country. why make planes for a purpose they'll never be used for?
User avatar #158 to #155 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
It's more of a show of power then anything. As a nation we have to justify to ourselves that our enormous military budget (number one in the world and more then the next 25 countries combined) is actually meaningful so we build these things to scare other countries.
User avatar #162 to #158 - mythicdragoon (04/03/2013) [-]
sounds a lot like the soviet union before the arms race forced them to bow out of the cold war
User avatar #166 to #162 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
And a lot like Germany a bit before WWII.

Not to say we have the same ideals in any way, I'm just saying that nobody stocks up this much ammo without getting a little trigger happy.
User avatar #151 to #150 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
Of course not*
User avatar #99 to #70 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
Ive said it before and Ill say it again...you dont need some huge as gun that you might not ever find ammo for. All you need is a .22 long rifle.
--most abundant ammo in the world
--light weight
--pretty quiet
--wont mess your hear up too bad
--wont attract other zombies/humans
--small ammo meaning you can carry a pretty hefty amount on hand
User avatar #302 to #99 - bookyle (04/03/2013) [-]
too bad .22 ammo cost like 50 cents a shot currently
User avatar #416 to #302 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
Doont really think people are going to be paying for stuff if the world goes to **** .
User avatar #418 to #416 - bookyle (04/03/2013) [-]
if the world goes to **** no one will be selling it.
You gotta stock up before the world goes to **** so that you have resources
User avatar #420 to #418 - toxikxvenom (04/04/2013) [-]
No one will be selling it...because the world has gone to **** ...you go into the ******* store...and take it. If there isnt any in a retail store...it wouldnt be too hard to find some lying around somewhere...
User avatar #421 to #420 - bookyle (04/04/2013) [-]
no... are you kidding? People are going to be hogging stuff like jews. You will most likely not find anything much by looting, because most likely someone got there before you. Or you are going to have to fight for it on the spot.

Ammo and gasoline are going to be the two most competed consumable resource after water and food, maybe even before food
User avatar #338 to #302 - Cilreve (04/03/2013) [-]
wtf are you talking about? I can go to walmart right now and get 550 rounds for ~$25
User avatar #277 to #99 - spysappinmysasha (04/03/2013) [-]
Reload is NOT fast though. At least if we are talking about the same gun. You have to pull the shaft out and load each individual bullet with the gun upside down in an awkward position just to reload your 14 rounds.

Since there are always for some reason tanks lying around in a Zombie apocalypse, it isnt completely impossible to assume that many of those tanks wouldnt have standard issue personnel weaponry inside such as an SMG. And you can assume also that each tank with said gun would also have ammo for said gun.

But then again, this is all just speculation, I have no idea how the military equips the people who drive tanks.
User avatar #415 to #277 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
Thats true reload is slow for the kind that you are thinking of, but there are models that have clips.
User avatar #314 to #277 - Cilreve (04/03/2013) [-]
That is why you would use a regular Ruger 10/22...normal, magazine fed, short barreled rifle.
#195 to #99 - twi (04/03/2013) [-]
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I just have two Chinese sabers

**** ammo
User avatar #191 to #99 - dreamthrow (04/03/2013) [-]
Your stopping power would be zero.
User avatar #170 to #99 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
I'd have to go with a bullpup smg or rifle of some sort, like a P90 or a Kel-Tec RFB. Light weight, compact, easy to maintain and easy to find ammo for, but a nice high RoF for close quarters when needed or fired single shot/bursts for improved accuracy at long distances.

For a side-arm I'd take a .44 magnum simply because I'm good with a revolver and because that thing would put a zombie down instantly with a well placed headshot. I'd have pre-loaded quick reloaders on hand to serve as makeshift clips.

For a melee weapon I'm planning on buying a morning star, a big two handed one. It's a blunt weapon so it doesn't need to be maintained and sharpened like a sword, it's effective, and can double as a means to break down doors/walls if need be.
User avatar #104 to #99 - douthit (04/03/2013) [-]
I was just arguing today for a Ruger 10/22 as the ultimate zombie apocalypse weapon. Great minds...
#118 to #104 - awesomeduderino (04/03/2013) [-]
i have a silenced rugger 10/22... i guess i'm ready
i have a silenced rugger 10/22... i guess i'm ready
#397 to #118 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2013) [-]
I have a marlin model 60, will buy a surpressor for it soon! i love that little gun, can easly hit on 250-300 meters!
User avatar #121 to #118 - douthit (04/03/2013) [-]
That's ******* bad ass, man. I hope it's an SBR, too. Ah, good ol' gun porn. The best kind's your imagination.
User avatar #125 to #121 - awesomeduderino (04/03/2013) [-]
sbr? short barreled?
User avatar #126 to #125 - douthit (04/03/2013) [-]
Yes. Takes the same NFA paperwork as a suppressor.
User avatar #128 to #126 - awesomeduderino (04/03/2013) [-]
heh, yeah... about that paperwork....
User avatar #129 to #128 - douthit (04/03/2013) [-]
lol Nice. **** The Man.
User avatar #134 to #129 - awesomeduderino (04/03/2013) [-]
most definantly
#105 to #104 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
thats what Im sayin.   
me and you, douthit...we gon 						****					 those bitch ass zombies up.
thats what Im sayin.
me and you, douthit...we gon **** those bitch ass zombies up.
User avatar #103 to #99 - ilovehitler (04/03/2013) [-]
You don't need a gun. Just have food, water, and shelter and wait for the military to take care of it.
And if the military is all killed off, then you really have no chance at survival.
#107 to #103 - thexxtalonxx (04/03/2013) [-]
I'll just wait for the military, and if they die then I die too. Humans couldn't possibly survive a zombie apocalypse without the military.
User avatar #111 to #107 - ilovehitler (04/03/2013) [-]
Yes, because the average civilian has more chance than the entirety of the military, with all of it's guns, tanks, bombs, expert tacticians, training, supplies...
User avatar #106 to #103 - douthit (04/03/2013) [-]
Bitch ass.
User avatar #94 to #70 - madzombiie (04/03/2013) [-]
i have a katana so ill last a bit
#102 to #94 - madzombiie (04/03/2013) [-]
****** ipod pic for proof, and its not in the picture fully
User avatar #108 to #102 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
But do you know how to use it?
User avatar #110 to #108 - madzombiie (04/03/2013) [-]
yes
#159 to #110 - triggathepirate (04/03/2013) [-]
Aye, I figure hack and slash eh? Swords don't use ammo but your arm sure as hell does... One in each hand is a bad idea though.
#165 to #159 - madzombiie (04/03/2013) [-]
i dont plan on using it as a zombie weapon, im collecting them. thats the first one ive bought and if you ask me if the apocalypse does happen i have pretty good weapon(s)
i dont plan on using it as a zombie weapon, im collecting them. thats the first one ive bought and if you ask me if the apocalypse does happen i have pretty good weapon(s)
#167 to #165 - triggathepirate (04/03/2013) [-]
Well... Just in case.
Well... Just in case.
#112 to #110 - toxikxvenom (04/03/2013) [-]
obvious manly man is obvious.
obvious manly man is obvious.
#77 to #70 - fistpump (04/03/2013) [-]
That's supposed to be mounted to a plane; how the hell are you going to wield it? Tape it to a dog?
#322 to #77 - Cilreve (04/03/2013) [-]
other way around
#81 to #77 - tyroneisanigger ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Mount it on something else, a truck, side of my house, whatever the **** there is to mount it on. I think the idea of mounting it on a truck is bad ass. Wrap barb wire around the grill of the truck also, and have this ************ mounted on the back. The only thing that would make it more badass is for it to shoot flaming bullet.
Pic related, that's how I image the back.
User avatar #75 to #70 - dragonette (04/03/2013) [-]
If he doesn't die, mien will be my brothers bow
User avatar #92 to #75 - dragontamers (04/03/2013) [-]
gee, thanks
User avatar #264 to #92 - ktbmnf ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
woah.
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