GET THE HINT YET?. . My bed is soo uncomfortable B I can share mine if you want but my beds small so Idk IPPM I guess we would have to get really chase to each
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GET THE HINT YET?

My bed is soo uncomfortable B
I can share mine if you want but my
beds small so Idk
IPPM
I guess we would have to get really
chase to each other , is
3: 15 PM
Na I' m claustrophobic so ill just
sleep on the from C"
Whating get lonly air
3: 23 PM
I' ll be on the floor right next to you
the hole night.
What if I wanna cuddle?
see PM
I have my stuff bunny Henry up there
you can cuddle him C)
we PM
But what if "in the mood"
it: ******
You have two hands don' t you?
But I rather your hands do it (til,
My hands whould be "busy" ifyou
know what I mean. -.
Thanks for understanding testing
with no hand is hard to do ici;
we PM
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#251 - epicisthefun (04/03/2013) [-]
the person who posted this is a good friend of mine hes not beta shes just really really ugly
User avatar #271 to #251 - mrdepress (04/03/2013) [-]
na just not my type :/
#272 to #271 - epicisthefun (04/03/2013) [-]
BY THE WAY



you can make text big and small now to show emotion
#273 to #272 - mrdepress (04/03/2013) [-]
really how?
#274 to #273 - epicisthefun (04/03/2013) [-]
go to your profile allready
go to your profile allready
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#275 to #274 - mrdepress Comment deleted by mrdepress [-]
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#290 to #275 - xonorithedruid Comment deleted by mrdepress [-]
#276 to #275 - epicisthefun (04/03/2013) [-]
do you even know what that gif is for ?? spelling errors -_- that's a grammar Nazi gif  and  because im going to thumb orgy you go see  my comment and reply
do you even know what that gif is for ?? spelling errors -_- that's a grammar Nazi gif and because im going to thumb orgy you go see my comment and reply
User avatar #277 to #276 - mrdepress (04/03/2013) [-]
well...F you then
#235 - ghostlypresence (04/03/2013) [-]
He doesn't want to bang her. Deal with it.
He doesn't want to bang her. Deal with it.
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#237 to #235 - elcreepo has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #244 to #237 - THEGAVIN (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't think you're right
User avatar #245 to #244 - elcreepo (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't know, maybe I read it wrong, I always figured green was the person who was sending the message, but maybe I'm wrong so I'll just delete it.
User avatar #282 to #245 - mrdepress (04/03/2013) [-]
She's the green and I'm the wight
User avatar #248 to #245 - THEGAVIN (04/03/2013) [-]
It's cool, the person sending the message is always on the right though
#220 - lieutenantderp (04/03/2013) [-]
WHAT IF IT'S A GUY!?
WHAT IF IT'S A GUY!?
User avatar #218 - mrbuu (04/03/2013) [-]
if he didn't want her why the **** did he tell her to come share the bed with him.
>hate eggs
>bring eggs to my house
>so i have eggs not to eat.
User avatar #229 to #218 - trimageryan (04/03/2013) [-]
Maybe he's gay?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I have female friends who like to hit on our mutual friend (Who is gay) for fun. It makes him feel really awkward so then he hits on me -.-
User avatar #224 to #218 - mrdepress (04/03/2013) [-]
I offered to share my bed I didn't invite her over and she constantly does this cuz she knows I never say no and I always offer a way to help
#253 to #224 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
answer the question ***** you gay ? bi? tell us we wont mind
User avatar #255 to #253 - mrdepress (04/03/2013) [-]
Bi but I don't like her cuz 1. not my type 2.I like someone else
#206 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
So this doesn't really have anything to do with the post above. It's a problem i'm having with a girl I really like. However I need help.   
So in 2009 I got really sick with H1N1 (swine flu) and I was in and out of hospitals for about a year and a half. It attacked my nervous system and am currently in a wheel chair and learning to walk again. I went back to school like 2 years ago. And I went back to finish 8th grade. Then after summer break I began my Freshman year. It sucked, a lot. Bullies made fun of me for being in a wheel chair, and people kind of ignored me. I was failing Algebra and after about 2 months of being alone I got a tutor. Her name is Brooke. She was a Senior and very caring and nice person. We got along very well and she helped me with Algebra. I passed the class! And I couldn't had done it with out her. I liked her. Sort of a "crush" type thing. We didn't talk all summer and I started my Sophmore year and she went to a near by college about 30 minutes outside town. One day I was home sick, I was checking my facebook and she messaged me. And from that point on I have had more than just a "crush" on her. She has helped me out with Geometry and Biology because i'm not to smart when it comes to math and science. And we share political veiws, interests, and humor. A week ago I asked if she wanted to hangout at my place while my parents were out. She came over and we talked, and talked, and talked. And I had a really great time. She did too. We text eachother a lot more frequently now.The problem is... She's in college. I'm in 10th grade and in a wheelchair......So why would she want to....well....."date me" or something when she's pretty, smart, kind, and funny.    
And if I were to "ask her out" or something.....what if she said no?    
What if it ruined our friendship?   
What if she said yes? I've never had a gf before what would I do?  So I really need help. I'd appreciate any help, thanks.   
   
(gif is pretty much me at the moment)
So this doesn't really have anything to do with the post above. It's a problem i'm having with a girl I really like. However I need help.
So in 2009 I got really sick with H1N1 (swine flu) and I was in and out of hospitals for about a year and a half. It attacked my nervous system and am currently in a wheel chair and learning to walk again. I went back to school like 2 years ago. And I went back to finish 8th grade. Then after summer break I began my Freshman year. It sucked, a lot. Bullies made fun of me for being in a wheel chair, and people kind of ignored me. I was failing Algebra and after about 2 months of being alone I got a tutor. Her name is Brooke. She was a Senior and very caring and nice person. We got along very well and she helped me with Algebra. I passed the class! And I couldn't had done it with out her. I liked her. Sort of a "crush" type thing. We didn't talk all summer and I started my Sophmore year and she went to a near by college about 30 minutes outside town. One day I was home sick, I was checking my facebook and she messaged me. And from that point on I have had more than just a "crush" on her. She has helped me out with Geometry and Biology because i'm not to smart when it comes to math and science. And we share political veiws, interests, and humor. A week ago I asked if she wanted to hangout at my place while my parents were out. She came over and we talked, and talked, and talked. And I had a really great time. She did too. We text eachother a lot more frequently now.The problem is... She's in college. I'm in 10th grade and in a wheelchair......So why would she want to....well....."date me" or something when she's pretty, smart, kind, and funny.
And if I were to "ask her out" or something.....what if she said no?
What if it ruined our friendship?
What if she said yes? I've never had a gf before what would I do? So I really need help. I'd appreciate any help, thanks.

(gif is pretty much me at the moment)

#294 to #206 - arijan (04/03/2013) [-]
If I were you, I'd wait a little more and hang out with her just to figure out what she is actually thinking about you, and in what way, for that matter. Only then, you should consider to ask her out. That's at least what I suggest you to do.
User avatar #296 to #294 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
Nice pic by the way! haha
User avatar #295 to #294 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
Thank you, it really does help to talk to people about this. I'll try hanging out with her again soon. But right now I have a week off for Spring break. Her spring break was two weeks ago. And sometimes she comes home for the weekendto stay with her dad. But during the summer we'll both have no school. So i'm gonna try to plan something in the future.
#299 to #295 - arijan (04/03/2013) [-]
I am looking forward for the good news. Stay cool.
#304 to #299 - lamaswithhats (04/04/2013) [-]
Thank you, i'll let you know if anything happens.
#281 to #206 - MikedelScorcho ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Ive been in similar situations before and the only advice I can give is that you will despise yourself far more for not trying than trying and failing. You don't have to confess an undying love to her, just break it softly that you think she is interesting. DO NOT blow up her phone or FB for any reason. If she doesn't reciprocate your feelings, its not the end of the world. You are very young and you can take a few months off and then rekindle the friendship. good luck though, man. many of us know that feel
User avatar #297 to #281 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
Dude, thank you so much! It's good to know that you guys are with me. I'm very cautious when it comes to texting/messaging her. I don't want to be a stalker/creep. My sister has this guy that writes these really long poetic texts that creep her the **** out. I don't want Brooke to think of me as that person.
User avatar #301 to #297 - MikedelScorcho ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
yep, definitely dont do that but dont be the guy who never tried either.
User avatar #227 to #206 - theshadowed (04/03/2013) [-]
Sort of the same problem my friend. I'll get back to you if I ever find a solution
User avatar #298 to #227 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
thank you
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#222 to #206 - maysonlee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #225 to #222 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
thanks
#212 to #206 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
i know that feel
i cant really give you any advice
if i had a boyfriend i just flat out wouldnt know what to do
i cant even talk to my family without feeling awkwar
User avatar #214 to #212 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
I know! I'm close to my family, but talking to any of my siblings or parents about this would just be weird. Thanks for replying, and it's alright if you don't have any advice, I just need to be able to talk about it more than anything. I appreciate it
#208 to #206 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
What makes you think that this is the right place to ask for advice?
User avatar #210 to #208 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm desperate
User avatar #207 to #206 - goonmcnasty (04/03/2013) [-]
What is the actual age gap? Sorry i'm English and we have a slightly different measure to you.
User avatar #209 to #207 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
No it's alright, I'm 16 she's almost 19
User avatar #211 to #209 - goonmcnasty (04/03/2013) [-]
Meh, that's the sort of thing that will look better with age. e.g. If you were 23 and she was 26, nobody would bat an eyelid.

I'd say go on instinct.
User avatar #213 to #211 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
I know exactly what you mean. But what if she moves to another school or something. **** ME!
User avatar #215 to #213 - goonmcnasty (04/03/2013) [-]
What reason would she have to move schools? No point in speculating.

What if she finds a giraffe really desirable and shacks up in a zoo for the rest of her life? Don't panic unless you have reason to mate.
User avatar #216 to #215 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't follow, sorry
User avatar #217 to #216 - goonmcnasty (04/03/2013) [-]
Let's try that again.

Why are you panicking wondering if she's going to move schools? Has she actually mentioned she might or is this in your head?
User avatar #221 to #217 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
Well she switched majors. She was planning on going to UB in NY for medicine. But she switched to engineering. And the school she's at now has a good engineering program. So she probably won't but I can't be sure. I was considering asking her once i'm walking again. Which might be 4-5 more months if I really try hard with Physical Therapy. But no way to be certain it'll be within that time frame. I've also considered maybe asking her to prom when i'm a senior. But I would have to hope she was still single in the future. I also have considered buying her a birthday present. We both watch Game Of Thrones and talk about it a lot./ So I was thinking about buying this for her
http://store.hbo.com/game-of-thrones-pop-television-jon-snow-figurine/detail.php ?p=443437&v=hboshowsgame-of-thrones_funko

If you watch Game Of Thrones you'd recognize the character.
User avatar #226 to #221 - goonmcnasty (04/03/2013) [-]
Some reason the link crashed but I am a huge GoT fan and I can guess what sort of thing it is. I genuinely think letting her know is best for you and her in the long run to be honest. You'll learn instantly (or at least fairly quickly) whether or not you have a chance or not.
User avatar #228 to #226 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
Well it's a Jon Snow Pop! figurine. And thank you for the advice, if I ever grow the balls to ask i'll let you know. Google a pic of the GOT thing. Let me know if it'd be weird or just a nice friendly gift. Cause she knows that we're good friends, however neither of us have ever exchanged gifts. Well besides money my mom had me give her at Christmas and Graduation last year for her help.
User avatar #249 to #228 - goonmcnasty (04/03/2013) [-]
I think that's pretty awesome, she'd like something like that i'd imagine. Not weird at all, it's for her birthday and she'll know you actually put thought into it.
User avatar #250 to #249 - lamaswithhats (04/03/2013) [-]
Thanks, alright i'll buy it.
#204 - goonmcnasty (04/03/2013) [-]
Does anybody have any sort of link to the thread where they searched for the biggest loser on 4chan (it's been archived)?   
   
I had it saved on my old laptop but unfortunately the LCD cable broke and it wasn't worth the hassle any more.    
   
Of course I have searched myself but I've forgotten the actual name of it, which therefore renders google useless.
Does anybody have any sort of link to the thread where they searched for the biggest loser on 4chan (it's been archived)?

I had it saved on my old laptop but unfortunately the LCD cable broke and it wasn't worth the hassle any more.

Of course I have searched myself but I've forgotten the actual name of it, which therefore renders google useless.
User avatar #279 to #204 - usmcoorah (04/03/2013) [-]
Hope that cat caught that little ****** in the eye.
#223 to #204 - deviroux (04/03/2013) [-]
This gif makes me want to snap that kids neck.
This gif makes me want to snap that kids neck.
#230 to #223 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
well it makes me want to snap the cats neck, i hate cats....
#200 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/03/2013) [-]
The person on the right is totally going to get raped.
#198 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
foxtrot
#199 to #198 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
aww no
it doesnt work anymore
#191 - RomanR (04/02/2013) [-]
I **** around with girls like that if I'm not attracted to them....
#193 to #191 - Lintutu (04/02/2013) [-]
and yet, "men" like you constantly wonder why they can't get a girlfriend
and yet, "men" like you constantly wonder why they can't get a girlfriend
User avatar #289 to #193 - RomanR (04/03/2013) [-]
Do you bang every girl that comes at you?
User avatar #300 to #289 - Lintutu (04/04/2013) [-]
>implying i'm a guy
User avatar #302 to #300 - RomanR (04/04/2013) [-]
Wait sorry, are you a guy or a girl :P I don't pick up on english "implications" very well
User avatar #288 to #193 - RomanR (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't have that problem :p
User avatar #188 - poopingsquirrel (04/02/2013) [-]
**poopingsquirrel rolls 6,124**
#183 - namesboo (04/02/2013) [-]
What if its his sister...
What if its his sister...
#233 to #183 - jimmynutz (04/03/2013) [-]
then this
then this
User avatar #203 to #183 - dagreatmax (04/03/2013) [-]
My dick does not discriminate.
#196 to #183 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/03/2013) [-]
Great, now I have an erection.
User avatar #189 to #183 - poopingsquirrel (04/02/2013) [-]
Dude this is the kind of thing that makes people think we are ******* .
User avatar #192 to #189 - amsel (04/02/2013) [-]
If it's funny, laugh. If it isn't, don't. Spend a little less time being concerned with who does or doesn't like FunnyJunk.
User avatar #197 to #192 - mickeymichleson (04/03/2013) [-]
God bless your very soul.
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#186 to #183 - mrdepress Comment deleted by mrdepress [-]
#181 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
Who the **** sleeps that early?
User avatar #184 to #181 - mrdepress (04/02/2013) [-]
She asked what I was doing and I replied "laying on my bed" she said "sounds fun" I said "Not" and started the conversation above
#166 - krayzsick (04/02/2013) [-]

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User avatar #170 to #166 - xenoquack (04/02/2013) [-]
Newtri's can't fagforce.
#180 to #170 - krayzsick (04/02/2013) [-]
i dont think we can make triforce on funnyjunk anymore :o
User avatar #185 to #180 - pandacore (04/02/2013) [-]
But we need them :(
User avatar #182 to #180 - xenoquack (04/02/2013) [-]
You're realizing this on your 9th attempt?
#156 - usmcoorah (04/02/2013) [-]
She might be fat.
#194 to #156 - potatotown (04/02/2013) [-]
MO' CUSHION FO DA PUSHIN

who gives a **** if shes fat?
You some sort of fag?
User avatar #175 to #156 - killermoosed ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
**** it, a blowjob is a blowjob, you don't have to stare at there face or body.
#173 to #156 - yuukiii (04/02/2013) [-]
or maybe shes just a slut?
User avatar #278 to #173 - usmcoorah (04/03/2013) [-]
Implying that a slut isn't good for sex..
User avatar #292 to #278 - yuukiii (04/03/2013) [-]
some guys actually do not want STD's believe it or not
User avatar #164 to #156 - bakinboy (04/02/2013) [-]
or ugly, or crazy, or a bitch, or all of those.
User avatar #171 to #164 - xcookx (04/02/2013) [-]
or fat. just fat.
#157 to #156 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
consider the following: when a woman does the exact same thing, any attempt to defend her is heresy
#195 to #157 - potatotown (04/03/2013) [-]
Did someone say heresy?
User avatar #158 to #157 - usmcoorah (04/02/2013) [-]
Well yeah maybe to some people. But if I knew a girl who turned down a guy because he was fat, I would understand. Because too much fat is unattractive.

Not saying they have to be skin and bones tho.
#176 to #154 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
Wtf how did you get this? Does Obama really go on funnyjunk?
#280 to #176 - usmcoorah (04/03/2013) [-]
He serious.   
   
I think hes serious.
He serious.

I think hes serious.
User avatar #160 to #154 - gloogy (04/02/2013) [-]
Thanks Obama.
#265 to #234 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
thanks obama for giving us ******* pocket monsters
#151 - stoffanator (04/02/2013) [-]
guise what if, no srsly, guise listen, what if, guise you gonna let me speal, what if this is obviously fake
guise what if, no srsly, guise listen, what if, guise you gonna let me speal, what if this is obviously fake
User avatar #172 to #151 - xenoquack (04/02/2013) [-]
I believe it's fake too but I still found it pretty funny.
User avatar #178 to #172 - stoffanator (04/02/2013) [-]
i never find these funny anymore, but ill go down with my comment
User avatar #152 to #151 - stoffanator (04/02/2013) [-]
speak*
#149 - flufflepuff (04/02/2013) [-]
so, he/she doesn't wanna have sex.

who cares?
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