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User avatar #44 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ALBERT WESKER! VS! VICTOR VON DOOOOOOOOM! BEGIN!
User avatar #141 to #44 - mantaur (04/02/2013) [-]
The best.
#45 to #44 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
Yo I’m’a murder Doom!
Break your mask off, crack open your glass jaw
Usin a hacksaw and my edge when I blast off
Lift you off of the ground, look at you now
Throw a cruise missile at your chest, look at you DOWN
Break my foot off in your ass, you can’t even dash
You’re slower than Ryu in the past
I’M’A RIP YOU IN HALF
X-Factor, I pick it up! And I’d wear that mask too if I was ugly as **** !
What? I’m sorry dude, but this ain’t Marvel 2 yo
You’re lucky you went to EVO and got top 8—
OH WAIT, NO
Get bodied to death, I body ya next, I killed Megaman because he didn’t cut me a check
I’ve got so much in my revenue stream, I body a beam character without even using a team
My divinity’s individually interjected with synergy
There’s a reason why unless you’re clockwork, people call you “free”…
#246 to #45 - yomommabinshoppin (04/02/2013) [-]
Kick ass, that is all I have to say
#48 to #46 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
DOOM RUNS A COUNTRY BITCH
NATION OF SLAVES
I MAKE UMBRELLA LOOK LIKE WELFARE, MINIMUM WAGE
DOOM IS GETTING ENRAGED, I COME HARDER
KILLED MY EX GIRLFRIEND AND TURNED HER INTO A SUIT OF ARMOR!
I’M’A BURY YOU WITH SO MANY AERIAL VARIABLES
I’LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES SITTIN IN MY CHAIR CAUSE YOU PERISHABLE
BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR LEGS, LEAVE YOU IN STITCHES
MARVEL 2 IS THE **** , RE 5 IS FOR BITCHES!
LAUGH AT YOU WITH MY CLONES, SIT ON MY THRONE
LOOK AT YOUR CLOTHES, THE MATRIX WENT OUT OF STYLE ELEVEN YEARS AGO!
COME ON, “NEO,” “WESKER,” OR IS IT “MORPHEUS”? YOU’RE THE **** AMONGTST THIRTY-YEAR OLD WANNABE AGENT SMITHS!
WHO LIVE IN THE BASEMENT WITH THEIR MOMS AND BABYSIT KIDS
THAT THEIR SISTER HAD WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING RELOADED AGAIN!
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS? I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY PLANS WHEN I MURDER YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!
User avatar #53 to #48 - kentravyon (04/02/2013) [-]
hi
#51 to #48 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
What happened, is your spine gone? Got a virus in me the pain’s on, where’s Strider to save you now, huh?
Use Uroboros on Ouroboros and hit a Taurus in the forest, MURDER YOU LIKE HALF OF S.T.A.R’S SPECIAL FORCES!
I’m your top fear, I ain’t gonna stop here! Kill your dog with a shot, and drink every lost tear!
Dodge every missile, killing you is so simple! You’re such a joke, every time you air super I hear a symbol!
#54 to #51 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
I got diplomatic immunity, usability usually hits with incredulity, dutifully looping beautifully!
Check it! I’m chucking plasma, following every rock! I stole Galactus’s powers with only a freaking thought!
So what’s you big plan? “World’s gonna be zombies, watch, I’ll kill cops and Umbrella’s stock will never stop!”
Of course it’s like a chore! You know what’s more? I took over the world twice and gave it up because I got bored!”
#56 to #54 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
Yo I’m’a kill you in ten seconds with 84 lead weapons!
#58 to #56 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
Imprison you in a capsule while I’m signing your death sentence!
#59 to #58 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
You’re like a human-sized cell phone, can I send Jill a text message?
#61 to #59 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
Someone’s salty, someone’s getting nerfed in Ultimate’s next session!
#62 to #61 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
LOOK AT YOU DOOM! You probably even soiled your room! Your face looks like a cube, so what the hell do you do?
Your comics are **** , and both your movies were terrible
And none of your powers in Marvel 3 are even comparable!
You’re just basic, face it, I’m a case of aces! I’m the staple OTG you get exposed and raped with!
I’m godlike in ability, so much live you ain’t killing me
EVERYBODY IS FEELING ME—
#63 to #62 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
YOU USE PHEONIX AND HAVE A ****** HAIRCUT!
User avatar #64 to #63 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
WHO WON?? WHO'S NEXT??
User avatar #262 to #64 - blightedagent (04/03/2013) [-]
lol I love Maxamillian
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#140 to #64 - Womens Study Major (04/02/2013) [-]
Definitely not a samefag!
User avatar #143 to #140 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
The fact that I used the same profile for the whole thing would indicate that, yep.
#138 to #64 - welcometoatl (04/02/2013) [-]
Doom won.
#111 to #64 - ataeru (04/02/2013) [-]
What a way to derail a thread. But I approve.
User avatar #112 to #111 - kanatana (04/02/2013) [-]
Actually, that's how it ends.
#74 to #64 - Womens Study Major (04/02/2013) [-]
holy **** dude! thumbs up!
#73 to #64 - happyhadgrenade (04/02/2013) [-]
best thread ever.
User avatar #72 to #64 - reshiram (04/02/2013) [-]
Hitler vs Saddam Hussain
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