the bible is dumb.. . So homosexuality is an abomination because Leviticus says so? Guess what else Leviticus says is an abomination! Wearing hotair(;/" : ed fa
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the bible is dumb.

So homosexuality is an abomination because Leviticus says so?
Guess what else Leviticus says is an abomination!
Wearing hotair(;/" : ed fabrics!
Lev 19: 19 Lev 11:
Eating pork! Trimming the hair on your temples and your
Lev 11: beards! Lev 19: 27
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In “E much illicit ! it
Tattoos! Horoscopes, Fortune cookies and Fortune tellers
Lev 19: 28 Lev 19: 31
OOPS!
I guess we are all going to Hell together! Weefee!
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#97 - drewbridge (04/02/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Jesus ******* Christ, Leviticus was God's law to the ******* ISRAELITES.

VERSE 1 AND 2
"The Lord said to Moses, 2 “Say to the Israelites:"

The way it goes is: The Israelites are God's chosen people, way back thousands of years ago there was no such thing as hygiene or safety, so He gave them a ******** of laws to follow so they would not die off like a bunch of stupid ***** .

#41 - redblueyellow (04/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I have no problem with how christians live their lives according to their beliefs. They believe in something that I do not, but it makes them happy so I let them.

However, when those people think it is their right to interfere in the lives of others, and thus their happiness, by not letting two people who love each other marry, then I will stop respecting those people and their beliefs.

Christians, I do not mean to offend any of you. I am simply saying I do not respect those that do not respect others.

If you think gay marriage within your community is bad, fine, I respect that. But DO NOT, in any way, force your views onto the rest of the world and crushing people´s happiness.

Tl;dr

I support gay marriage.
#130 - majorkilljoy (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Leviticus is part of the old testament.  This mostly applies to Jews, and people of the Jewish faith.  In Christian faiths most of this is not the case.  Pork is acceptable, tattoos are fine (as long as you don't worship them.)  I love when people bash religions that don't necessarily coincide .  Jesus said to love everybody whether they are straight, gay, black, white, red, yellow, muslim, jewish, etc etc.  I know you guys won't care to even look twice at this before bashing it, but I don't care enough for that.  Just learn to look beyond beliefs, because we are all human.
Leviticus is part of the old testament. This mostly applies to Jews, and people of the Jewish faith. In Christian faiths most of this is not the case. Pork is acceptable, tattoos are fine (as long as you don't worship them.) I love when people bash religions that don't necessarily coincide . Jesus said to love everybody whether they are straight, gay, black, white, red, yellow, muslim, jewish, etc etc. I know you guys won't care to even look twice at this before bashing it, but I don't care enough for that. Just learn to look beyond beliefs, because we are all human.
#150 - YourAnalProbe (04/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Why do you bring hate to a site dedicated to funny?
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#106 - draezeth (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Offensive title, unfunny content. Why is this getting thumbs??   
   
OP also never read Romans chapter 1. It talks about homosexuality there too. Now, can we all go back to thumbing this down for the offensive content it is, like civilized people?
Offensive title, unfunny content. Why is this getting thumbs??

OP also never read Romans chapter 1. It talks about homosexuality there too. Now, can we all go back to thumbing this down for the offensive content it is, like civilized people?
#136 to #106 - unholyjebus (04/02/2013) [-]
>9/11 was an inside job
> ******* are stupid and lazy
>The holocaust is a myth
>All religious people are dumb *****

Implying that there is any hope for the people on this website to act civilised. Pic related
#145 - SergeantPWN (04/02/2013) [-]
I'm still gonna eat my goddamn fortune cookies...
User avatar #205 - spamalope (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, I've met very few Christians who actually thinks gays are going to hell.
User avatar #161 - AJW (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus Christ
We get it, there are discrepancies in the bible. People who hate on gay marriage are wrong. Do I have to see 300 posts a month on the exact same subject?
#119 - jackalcureofprusia (04/02/2013) [-]
The bible restricts heterosexual sex 464 times.
User avatar #5 - bakinboy (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** you jesus, bacon is delicious
User avatar #6 to #5 - jacencaedus (04/02/2013) [-]
ah dude, Leviticus had nothing to do with Jesus
User avatar #204 - douevensax (04/02/2013) [+] (32 replies)
I don't support gay marriage, but I don't bash it. How about people stop judging me for not supporting it? I am tolerant and will spread my beliefs (U mad?), but I will never in any way force or judge people. .................This is not totally related to the OC, but...yeah.
#210 to #208 - douevensax (04/02/2013) [-]
Because I'm Batman.
#186 - tireyhawnuyu (04/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
First 4 are old testament laws that applied to jews and were rescinded in the new testament when gentiles were able to be saved. Please, this is the 5th time I"ve had to explain this, can you ******* fact check before posting **** . And don't say "hurr, this christian is closed and hates gays" For ***** sake I"m bi, and voted for marriage equality.
User avatar #154 - aldheim (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's a good thing you posted this for all the homophobic by-the-book christians of ******* funnyjunk to see.
#137 - wonderlandman (04/02/2013) [-]
neither heaven nor hell can stand in my way of eating bacon
User avatar #86 - iizsimon (04/02/2013) [-]
i wear 100% cotton clothes, i never eat shellfish, neither do I eat pork, I don't trim my beard or cut my hair, i'm not tatooed and I don't read horoscope and **** like that.

I am ******* disgusting fat slob
User avatar #12 - lothet (04/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Hmmm....I wear 100% cotton clothes, I hate sea-food, I don't eat pork because it's expensive here, I don't shave beard WHY WOULD ANYONE?!?!?!?. Don't have tattoos and I don't believe that crap fortune tellers say.

And I don't belive in god.....omg what am I? Q_Q
User avatar #36 to #14 - ragnarfag (04/02/2013) [-]
"normal people"
What the **** , you fag?
#2 - Womens Study Major (04/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well actually, Christians are against homosexuality, not because the Leviticus says so but because Pauls Letter to Timothy says so, in Tim 1. And by calling the Bible dumb, you are calling yourself dumb, since many of the morales and rules, I presume you live by, originates from the Bible.

Besides, Christians are not required to follow what the Old Testament, but the new. Whoever tells you otherwise has not read his/her Bible thoroughly.

For my last point I shall say that the prosecution that most homosexuals suffer from "devout" christians, are also against the teachings of Jesus. Jesus loves everyone, also the homosexuals, and so on. Sadly many people forget this part. The point is that devout christians will invite everyone into their mids, but also encourage them to refrain from any ungodly ways. Nobody is perfect, but thats ok according to the Jesus, he only asks you that after you have come seeking redemption from him, you will work on staying on a righteous path.
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#163 - trickytrickster (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People who cite Leviticus are stupid. It is not binding to Christians. Thanks, have a nice day.
#181 to #163 - doubleuteeeffmate (04/02/2013) [-]
Thank you for knowing that... I was reading the comments and started to hate people for arguing over something they clearly don't know about. So instead of joining an internet fight, over religion of all things, I decided to compliment you.
User avatar #9 - Dakafal (04/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
One of the main points that Jesus makes, is NOT to listen to what the Old Testament says. He literally denounces all the laws made in the Old Testament. That was kind of the entire point of Jesus existing, actually.
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