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They never pee or poop.

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I HAVE Ttl PHILIP
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Submitted: 04/01/2013
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#5 - lolare (04/01/2013) [-]
Frodo after not pooping the entire journey
#9 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
And now for a DnD joke.
#23 - metallicaone (04/02/2013) [-]
thats because...
thats because...
#29 - funnypach (04/02/2013) [-]
i think its called "second breakfast"
#13 - ultimoz (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well they wouldn't really show them taking a shit on camera, would they?
Well they wouldn't really show them taking a shit on camera, would they?
User avatar #26 - Rileto (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Well that's because it is a fictional story first of all, and secondly this fictional story only covers certain events in the journey. If it was a play by play story, it would be ridiculously long and it would involve them taking shits. Nobody wants to hear about Gimli's explosive diarrhea anyways
#39 - noisia (04/02/2013) [-]
To be fair, if they had the odd "I need to poop" line once in a while, I'd be all like:   
   
"The movie is already three and a half hours long as it is, what was the point in filming Legolas going off for a dump? It didn't add anything to the movie either. In fact, it kinda ruined the scene for me a bit. who's the editor for this shit?"
To be fair, if they had the odd "I need to poop" line once in a while, I'd be all like:

"The movie is already three and a half hours long as it is, what was the point in filming Legolas going off for a dump? It didn't add anything to the movie either. In fact, it kinda ruined the scene for me a bit. who's the editor for this shit?"
User avatar #7 - sarisdoran (04/02/2013) [-]
Back when I played D&D...I had a DM that would make you role a save to either shit yourself or explode if you didn't call out an occasional bathroom break...
#55 - rieskimo (04/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
A wizard shits precisely when he means to.





leave me alone it's slow at work.
#38 - pootington (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is how Gandalf poops.
This is how Gandalf poops.
#17 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
Yeah thats why the "ring got heavier"

"Its so heavy Sam,"
#67 - snaresinger (04/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Look, I hate to be a killjoy here, but this is very stupid, and not in a funny way. Of course they don't show movie characters' entire lives. Each scene is a couple minutes long. They're not going to show the few moments where people are taking a shit.   
   
If you would have asked this question about 24, then this would have made sense. But you didn't, and this is fucking retarded. Sorry. Have a nice day.
Look, I hate to be a killjoy here, but this is very stupid, and not in a funny way. Of course they don't show movie characters' entire lives. Each scene is a couple minutes long. They're not going to show the few moments where people are taking a shit.

If you would have asked this question about 24, then this would have made sense. But you didn't, and this is fucking retarded. Sorry. Have a nice day.
#72 to #67 - choclategum (04/02/2013) [-]
People like you piss me off so much.   
   
JUST. TAKE. A. JOKE.   
   
There's always that one person who takes shit too seriously and ruins it for everyone.
People like you piss me off so much.

JUST. TAKE. A. JOKE.

There's always that one person who takes shit too seriously and ruins it for everyone.
User avatar #27 - iizsimon (04/02/2013) [-]
Wow, I just imagined a hobbit taking a shit. You know how much they eat, right? They must poop at least their own weight each day..
User avatar #21 - fuzzyballs (04/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
you know they travelled for months, right? not just a few days
and why do people even bitch about actors not pooping in movies? who wants to spend 5 minutes looking at pooping people?
#52 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
Maybe they decided to just include the more important parts....
dipshit
#45 - jduttonboom ONLINE (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw the fellowship is on film4 right now
#28 - karlek (04/02/2013) [-]
The Fellowship of Gandalf's aging prostate: It shall not pass?
User avatar #25 - aaronthefknpanda (04/02/2013) [-]
I could just imagine them taking a bathroom break in a forest somewhere and then getting ambushed by a bunch of orcs.
It always happens when you least expect it.
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