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User avatar #21 - Ottovan (04/02/2013) [-]
I never understood why guys like sluts...

I mean **** , Cleveland's logic pretty much sums it up.
User avatar #90 to #21 - ifuckmagikarp (04/02/2013) [-]
because sluts usually understand what makes a guy horny while as a virgin usually doesn't. Think of this if it was flipped around. Imagine you are a woman with a guy who doesn't know what he's doing. Based on your logic wouldn't you want to teach him to be that man? No. You most likely want him to already be more than capable than you are and not go into a tutorial mode for sex.

Of course there are exceptions all the time and not all guys like "sluts" on a serious level BUT the advantage to "sluts" is that they already know you want to **** them and will take initiative or drop obvious hints.
#73 to #21 - habanaro (04/02/2013) [-]
Dunno. Girl's first times are usually not that pleasant. I don't get why guys would want to sleep with a girl that is going to possibly bleed, cry, be in pain, and not enjoy it at all. I can understand not liking sluts, but I don't get why guys like virgins.
User avatar #25 to #21 - kathuzada (04/02/2013) [-]
They usually know what they are doing
User avatar #26 to #25 - Ottovan (04/02/2013) [-]
And?

You get to teach the virgin through sex, sex, and sex... that's way more fun...
User avatar #63 to #26 - coolcalx (04/02/2013) [-]
sex with someone who doesn't know what they're doing isn't fun.
sometimes you get lucky, and a virgin is good at it, but usually they are absolutely awful. I had a girlfriend that couldn't pleasure me at all. I had to finish the job almost every single time.
User avatar #29 to #26 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2013) [-]
It seems as if you have never had sex with someone who doesnt know what they are doing... Its pretty hard to teach a girl with out offending her somehow
User avatar #89 to #29 - sweetjessierose (04/02/2013) [-]
Some girls like to take some direction, though
User avatar #30 to #29 - Ottovan (04/02/2013) [-]
My first gf was a major whore....

My second was a virgin.

I'd take the virgin any day of the week.

The whore could be offensive as well, you know.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kathuzada (04/02/2013) [-]
Would you rather do Calculus with someone who knows it or someone that doesn't
User avatar #28 to #27 - Ottovan (04/02/2013) [-]
Dude..........


**** Calculus we're talking about SEX.
#38 to #28 - Womens Study Major (04/02/2013) [-]
The same logic applies here
User avatar #49 to #38 - emptysuperman (04/02/2013) [-]
Starts sentence with a capital, ends without a period. Clearly that's you kathuzada.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kathuzada (04/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I made my point and left until you summoned me
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