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#31 - neededllama (04/02/2013) [-]
Well, I just want to lose my virginity to another virgin. I have no idea why, but it's actually a huge deal to me.
#75 to #31 - funnymanohword (04/02/2013) [-]
I had that mindset for a couple years, and then I realized I would get blood on my dick that way. So I went with the non-virgin for my first time and by Zeus' mighty beard it was fantastic
User avatar #32 to #31 - Greevon (04/02/2013) [-]
Because that way it's even footing. Makes perfect sense.
User avatar #35 to #31 - gammajk ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
The only way that will ever happen is rape
User avatar #34 to #31 - luiselvergas (04/02/2013) [-]
make sence, but you will have blood on your penis.......
and if you sucked at it she will have no idea that you sucked
User avatar #1 - Bakerlalalalala (04/01/2013) [-]
we know which one OP would like
User avatar #2 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/01/2013) [-]
He would disregard the soda and just take the penises.
User avatar #5 to #2 - PartyPanda (04/01/2013) [-]
OP is soda.
User avatar #4 to #2 - pedophant (04/01/2013) [-]
You are correct.
User avatar #6 to #2 - HUH (04/01/2013) [-]
OP...so ******* greedy.....
#22 - riderdouble (04/02/2013) [-]
The one with Penis.
#8 - flufflepuff (04/02/2013) [-]
when a slut tries to date ya, it's too hard to tell if you're just another guy, or anything special to her.    
   
no point in risking it.    
   
herpes bad.
when a slut tries to date ya, it's too hard to tell if you're just another guy, or anything special to her.

no point in risking it.

herpes bad.
#12 to #8 - demicus (04/02/2013) [-]
I'd still sleep with Nidalee anyway.
#42 to #12 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
I thought there was a hand coming out of her vag
User avatar #93 to #42 - demicus (04/02/2013) [-]
You've been online too long, anon.
#77 - christanych (04/02/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #1358215 at Friendly ** I've seen this so many times it makes me want to lose my virginity, if i could...
User avatar #87 to #77 - crazylance (04/02/2013) [-]
You sire have a pretty interesting taste ...
I like you
#88 to #77 - jalthelas (04/02/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Bill Cosby **

Is that how you'll lose it?
User avatar #68 - xXMAQXx (04/02/2013) [-]
question: Are the penises still there?

my choice depends on the answer to this question
#14 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
...I'm not proud of this, but I have to at least try the seven penises one...
...I'm not proud of this, but I have to at least try the seven penises one...
#15 to #14 - fingapopyabuttho (04/02/2013) [-]
You're hilarious.
You're hilarious.
#56 - damakorithus (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - Ottovan (04/02/2013) [-]
I never understood why guys like sluts...

I mean **** , Cleveland's logic pretty much sums it up.
User avatar #90 to #21 - ifuckmagikarp (04/02/2013) [-]
because sluts usually understand what makes a guy horny while as a virgin usually doesn't. Think of this if it was flipped around. Imagine you are a woman with a guy who doesn't know what he's doing. Based on your logic wouldn't you want to teach him to be that man? No. You most likely want him to already be more than capable than you are and not go into a tutorial mode for sex.

Of course there are exceptions all the time and not all guys like "sluts" on a serious level BUT the advantage to "sluts" is that they already know you want to **** them and will take initiative or drop obvious hints.
#73 to #21 - habanaro (04/02/2013) [-]
Dunno. Girl's first times are usually not that pleasant. I don't get why guys would want to sleep with a girl that is going to possibly bleed, cry, be in pain, and not enjoy it at all. I can understand not liking sluts, but I don't get why guys like virgins.
User avatar #25 to #21 - kathuzada (04/02/2013) [-]
They usually know what they are doing
User avatar #26 to #25 - Ottovan (04/02/2013) [-]
And?

You get to teach the virgin through sex, sex, and sex... that's way more fun...
User avatar #29 to #26 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2013) [-]
It seems as if you have never had sex with someone who doesnt know what they are doing... Its pretty hard to teach a girl with out offending her somehow
User avatar #30 to #29 - Ottovan (04/02/2013) [-]
My first gf was a major whore....

My second was a virgin.

I'd take the virgin any day of the week.

The whore could be offensive as well, you know.
User avatar #89 to #29 - sweetjessierose (04/02/2013) [-]
Some girls like to take some direction, though
User avatar #63 to #26 - coolcalx (04/02/2013) [-]
sex with someone who doesn't know what they're doing isn't fun.
sometimes you get lucky, and a virgin is good at it, but usually they are absolutely awful. I had a girlfriend that couldn't pleasure me at all. I had to finish the job almost every single time.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kathuzada (04/02/2013) [-]
Would you rather do Calculus with someone who knows it or someone that doesn't
User avatar #28 to #27 - Ottovan (04/02/2013) [-]
Dude..........


**** Calculus we're talking about SEX.
#38 to #28 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
The same logic applies here
User avatar #49 to #38 - emptysuperman (04/02/2013) [-]
Starts sentence with a capital, ends without a period. Clearly that's you kathuzada.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kathuzada (04/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I made my point and left until you summoned me
#65 - thisdoescompute (04/02/2013) [-]
HFW opening a new can of soda
HFW opening a new can of soda
#48 - enigmaster (04/02/2013) [-]
i prefer non-virgins, simply because id hate to be the guy to ruin someones, purity. if i fell in love again thats a different story
User avatar #16 - HaloDiego (04/02/2013) [-]
I'd rather have a trained girl to a noob if you ask me
User avatar #20 to #16 - simbasa (04/02/2013) [-]
yeah, but a so called "trained" girl will be mentally comparing you to every guy she's ever slept with. With a virgin, with it being her first time, you become the best she's ever had by default.
User avatar #23 to #20 - trivdiego (04/02/2013) [-]
and the worst as well...
User avatar #24 to #23 - simbasa (04/02/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. You only become the worst if the second guy she sleeps with is better than you.
#69 to #24 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Well in that case you can't be the best either if there's no one else to compare, no?
#62 to #20 - coolcalx (04/02/2013) [-]
boy, sure smells like insecurity in here.
boy, sure smells like insecurity in here.
#60 to #20 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
So basically you're insecure because you're afraid you can't measure up to her other exploits? That's your problem.
#67 to #20 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
dude that's like sex on easy mode
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User avatar #3 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
have you ever thought
that a lil experience might be a good thing
so she knows wha she is doing and knows how to please you
User avatar #41 to #3 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
I think it might be more special if you both discover each other in bed.

I'm, however, a virgin, so I probably shouldn't be throwing an opinion out here.
User avatar #52 to #41 - hanabro (04/02/2013) [-]
Virgin sex is horribly awkward, as neither participant is experienced enough to make it enjoyable. Usually, neither person will even cum due to the awkwardness, or will cum way too fast due to inexperience. Plus, most virgin girls will just lie there, not knowing what to do. It takes experience to make sex enjoyable.
User avatar #64 to #52 - snoe ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
It's not about the sex, or if it's good

it's about the emotions
User avatar #53 to #52 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/02/2013) [-]
I don't know, but with the amount of porn there is out there, I guess a really confident couple would try to learn something from watching rather than doing.
User avatar #55 to #53 - hanabro (04/02/2013) [-]
This is true. Some of my best ideas have come from porn. But there's a lot to it that you don't realize until you're in the situation.
User avatar #71 to #3 - cantfindausername ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
I lost my virginity to a girl who had sex prior. She's no slut, though. They were all in relationships for extended times.
She knew what she was doing, and it was terrific.
User avatar #10 to #3 - sanguinesolitude (04/02/2013) [-]
i upthumbed you. virginity is overrated
User avatar #33 to #3 - mrstalin (04/02/2013) [-]
I agree to a point. On one hand, virginity is something very special, yet on the other hand, non-virgins know what to do more often than not.
#19 to #3 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
Also she can show you what AIDS feels like.
User avatar #36 to #3 - fallenpatriot (04/02/2013) [-]
I can definitely see your point. Like... a girl who has had sex with guys she had a serious commitment too... I see no problem with that. I have issue with the more... open girls who have a lot of experience.
User avatar #9 to #3 - payseht (04/02/2013) [-]
I like how you're standing by your comment and haven't deleted it yet, even though it's going to get red thumbed harder than someone at a native american orgy.
User avatar #18 to #9 - frysandaburger (04/02/2013) [-]
Sweet bacon lube... my sides!
#7 to #3 - anon (04/01/2013) [-]
i smell a slut trying to make an excuse for her past.
#11 to #7 - sanguinesolitude (04/02/2013) [-]
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so what if she's blown like a thousand guys.. i mean who hasn't?
#39 to #7 - creepyunclebob (04/02/2013) [-]
Having sex at all ever makes you a slut now. Who knew.
#47 to #39 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
wait. whut?
#51 to #47 - creepyunclebob (04/02/2013) [-]
The poster said "a little experience might be nice", and you immediately called him/her a slut. But honestly, I was replying more to the entire comment section than just you. They don't seem to realize that there's a middle ground between virgin and " **** everything that moves".
#79 to #51 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
First, i was referring to your "having sex at all ever" it doesnt make sense..
Second there is a big difference between virgin and having sex for experience. When i hear 'experience' i don't think of it as a one time thing. Especially since the original post said 6 penises.
User avatar #17 - lethargick (04/02/2013) [-]
Probably the new one because the old soda would have blood in it
#86 - vixenmacabre (04/02/2013) [-]
VAGINAS ARE NOT SODA CANS.
VAGINAS ARE NOT SODA CANS.
#95 - doyoulikeapizza (04/07/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #338746 at Pokemon **
#83 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** penises...
User avatar #91 to #83 - viatio ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
**viatio rolls 5**
User avatar #81 - vixenmacabre (04/02/2013) [-]
Virginity is a stupid concept that devalues humans.
Virgin male = less worthy
Non virgin female = less worthy
(in the eyes of society)

It shouldn't be as valued as it is.
#84 to #81 - anon (04/02/2013) [-]
virgin is a stupid concept that is used as an insult.

haha kid, i bet youre still a virgin
#85 to #84 - vixenmacabre (04/02/2013) [-]
Was that an example or were you trying to insult me?
Was that an example or were you trying to insult me?
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