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I dislike these "zombie survival plans". I live 200 metres away from a convenience store. If **** hits the fan I just go there and wait for the army to do their thing. You know, the army. Those guys with guns who are actually trained to use them. I'm not really woried about the givernment nuking my city, since my country can't afford nukes.
Honestly, is no one else tired of this "everyone but the main characters is completely useless" crap?
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My plan is to curl up in my basement and wait for the military to take care of everything, one way or another.
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In an **** hit the fan apocalyptic event the army would most likely run back to join their own families.
we dead now
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What about the 2,000 other people near that convenience store that decide it's a good place to go? What happens when people start looting and pulling guns on those that try to stop them?
You ******* die, that's what happens.
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Also, it's not that big of a neighborhood and the odds of every single person there goingto the store are slim.
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Except this isn't bloody America. People here don't have ******* guns. God, what is it with your people and your idea that everyone's some sort of hero who just pulls out a gun/sword/knife and anihilates everything in their path? A simple punch is enough to stop most people.
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yeah go to the store that'll help, not going to be any brains for zombies to eat there
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Hey, still seems better than most peoples' idea that a neckbeard with a knife can fend off a horde of the undead.
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