Upload
YouTube Videos Funny Pictures Funny GIFs Funny Text Funny Movies
Login or register
  • Your Posts
  • Login or register
    Login / Create Account
    Create Account
    Email is optional and is used for password recovery purposes.
     
    Click to Create Account
    Login to FJ
    reset password
    Click to Login
    Log in/Sign with Facebook.
    Log in/Sign up with Gmail.
  • Create Channel 4chan animemanga aww politics Tumblr-Content vidyagaems marvel cat WholesomeMemes cute dccomics starwars dank-webms UnlimitFateWorks Daily-Jokes s-c-p OneForAll CartoonGoodness RainbowSixSiege oc-comic-makers DankHistory FJNN videogames polandball warhammer40k Raven Conspiracytime cat-channel wallpapers dungeons-n-drags elderscrolls bendingtime overwatch-time furry tf2 erma zawarldo Earth-chan DokiDokiClub deadpool pokemon Gondola
    Home
    Reset viewedpages
    Sort: ThumbsTrending
      New!adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorantadhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant
      382
      3 hrs ago
      New!JOKEJOKE
      449
      3 hrs ago
      ---- You Tony---- You Tony
      625
      4 hrs ago
      breezy hospitable Elandbreezy hospitable Eland
      745
      6 hrs ago
      New!This is why I have trust issuesThis is why I have trust issues
      255
      3 hrs ago
      Abnanad phoneAbnanad phone
      459
      4 hrs ago
      New!UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to InvestigateUK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate
      277
      2 hrs ago
      New!Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudderJust a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder
      173
      2 hrs ago
      New!romantic rigid Rookromantic rigid Rook
      101
      1 hr ago
      New!Travel time in 1914 from LondonTravel time in 1914 from London
      151
      2 hrs ago
      future lethal complex Quailfuture lethal complex Quail
      364
      4 hrs ago
      New!organic far-flung redundant Armadilloorganic far-flung redundant Armadillo
      258
      3 hrs ago
      CopperCopper
      345
      4 hrs ago
      posting this while it is still relevantposting this while it is still relevant
      405
      4 hrs ago
      New!Aircraft emergency slide deploying slow moAircraft emergency slide deploying slow mo
      139
      2 hrs ago
      New!disgusting hanging wonderful Whaledisgusting hanging wonderful Whale
      229
      3 hrs ago
      New!Kids crying over nonsenseKids crying over nonsense
      257
      3 hrs ago
      New!frequent halting historical Sandpiperfrequent halting historical Sandpiper
      200
      3 hrs ago
      fresh cloudy rare Cariboufresh cloudy rare Caribou
      478
      6 hrs ago
      Supporters of rival teams come face to face in the streetsSupporters of rival teams come face to face in the streets
      521
      6 hrs ago
      New!yielding permissible Ravenyielding permissible Raven
      185
      3 hrs ago
      New!Puzzle BoxPuzzle Box
      127
      2 hrs ago
      New!Brain reboot successfulBrain reboot successful
      171
      3 hrs ago
      New!far testy devilish ---htingalefar testy devilish ---htingale
      157
      3 hrs ago
      Sweet DreamsSweet Dreams
      200
      4 hrs ago
      New!Who doesn't like sausage?Who doesn't like sausage?
      101
      1 hr ago
      The future is nowThe future is now
      668
      7 hrs ago
      Never saw the whole one beforeNever saw the whole one before
      758
      9 hrs ago
      New!I like trainsI like trains
      54
      1 hr ago
      Rebellious teens of the 21st centuryRebellious teens of the 21st century
      615
      8 hrs ago
    Newest Uploads
      Thanos Quest: Mind GemThanos Quest: Mind Gem
      1
      1 mn ago
      A purchase to be sure, but a disappointing oneA purchase to be sure, but a disappointing one
      6
      11 mns ago
      Stankpost comp 2Stankpost comp 2
      9
      11 mns ago
      Always busyAlways busy
      10
      14 mns ago
      Anon dates a furryAnon dates a furry
      9
      15 mns ago
      A tremendous floofA tremendous floof
      7
      17 mns ago
      Anon plays Truth or DareAnon plays Truth or Dare
      6
      18 mns ago
      What would you do in 30 seconds?What would you do in 30 seconds?
      3
      20 mns ago
      Anon explains difference between STEM and non-STEMAnon explains difference between STEM and non-STEM
      15
      20 mns ago
      Ed, Edd n GeraltEd, Edd n Geralt
      5
      21 mns ago
    User Rankings Funny Pictures Videos / MP4s HD Gifs/Soundless MP4 Animated GIFs YouTube Videos Text Posts
    About us
    • Advertise on FJ
    • Copyright/DMCA Removal
    • Report Abuse/Harassment
    • Report Spam
    • Contact Us
    • Unsubscribe from newsletter
    Remaining character count: 4000
    Spoiler Image
    Shortcuts: "C" opens comments. "R" refreshes comments.
    Record voice message?
    0:00 Click to start recording.
    Scroll to comment?
    Back to the content 'ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE'
    Refresh
    Options
    asd
    2 new threads. 1 new replies.
    #73 - thechosentroll#34 on commentsRank#34
    Reply+10
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    I dislike these "zombie survival plans". I live 200 metres away from a convenience store. If **** hits the fan I just go there and wait for the army to do their thing. You know, the army. Those guys with guns who are actually trained to use them. I'm not really woried about the givernment nuking my city, since my country can't afford nukes.

    Honestly, is no one else tired of this "everyone but the main characters is completely useless" crap?
    #271 to #73 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    My plan is to curl up in my basement and wait for the military to take care of everything, one way or another.
    #126 to #73 - iAmAWizard
    Reply+5
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    In an **** hit the fan apocalyptic event the army would most likely run back to join their own families.    
   
we dead now
    In an **** hit the fan apocalyptic event the army would most likely run back to join their own families.

    we dead now
    #152 to #126 - defacedcreeper
    Reply+1
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#90 to #73 - gammajk
    Reply0
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    What about the 2,000 other people near that convenience store that decide it's a good place to go? What happens when people start looting and pulling guns on those that try to stop them?
    You ******* die, that's what happens.
    User avatar#97 to #90 - thechosentroll#34 on commentsRank#34
    Reply0
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    Also, it's not that big of a neighborhood and the odds of every single person there goingto the store are slim.
    User avatar#95 to #90 - thechosentroll#34 on commentsRank#34
    Reply0
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    Except this isn't bloody America. People here don't have ******* guns. God, what is it with your people and your idea that everyone's some sort of hero who just pulls out a gun/sword/knife and anihilates everything in their path? A simple punch is enough to stop most people.
    #82 to #73 - kingkittens
    Reply0
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    yeah go to the store that'll help, not going to be any brains for zombies to eat there
    User avatar#86 to #82 - thechosentroll#34 on commentsRank#34
    Reply+1
    (04/02/2013)[-]
    Hey, still seems better than most peoples' idea that a neckbeard with a knife can fend off a horde of the undead.
    Back to the content 'ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE'

    Top in 24 Hours

    • adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant
      adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant

      382
      3h ago
    • JOKE
      JOKE

      449
      3h ago
    • ---- You Tony
      ---- You Tony

      625
      4h ago
    • breezy hospitable Eland
      breezy hospitable Eland

      745
      6h ago
    • This is why I have trust issues
      This is why I have trust issues

      255
      3h ago
    • Abnanad phone
      Abnanad phone

      459
      4h ago
    • UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate
      UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate

      277
      2h ago
    • Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder
      Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder

      173
      2h ago
    • romantic rigid Rook
      romantic rigid Rook

      101
      1h ago
    • Travel time in 1914 from London
      Travel time in 1914 from London

      151
      2h ago
    • future lethal complex Quail
      future lethal complex Quail

      364
      4h ago
    • organic far-flung redundant Armadillo
      organic far-flung redundant Armadillo

      258
      3h ago
    • Copper
      Copper

      345
      4h ago
    • posting this while it is still relevant
      posting this while it is still relevant

      405
      4h ago
    • Aircraft emergency slide deploying slow mo
      Aircraft emergency slide deploying slow mo

      139
      2h ago
    • disgusting hanging wonderful Whale
      disgusting hanging wonderful Whale

      229
      3h ago
    • Kids crying over nonsense
      Kids crying over nonsense

      257
      3h ago
    • frequent halting historical Sandpiper
      frequent halting historical Sandpiper

      200
      3h ago
    • fresh cloudy rare Caribou
      fresh cloudy rare Caribou

      478
      6h ago
    • Supporters of rival teams come face to face in the streets
      Supporters of rival teams come face to face in the streets

      521
      6h ago
    • yielding permissible Raven
      yielding permissible Raven

      185
      3h ago
    • Puzzle Box
      Puzzle Box

      127
      2h ago
    • Brain reboot successful
      Brain reboot successful

      171
      3h ago
    • far testy devilish ---htingale
      far testy devilish ---htingale

      157
      3h ago
    • Sweet Dreams
      Sweet Dreams

      200
      4h ago
    • Who doesn't like sausage?
      Who doesn't like sausage?

      101
      1h ago
    • The future is now
      The future is now

      668
      7h ago
    • Never saw the whole one before
      Never saw the whole one before

      758
      9h ago
    • I like trains
      I like trains

      54
      1h ago
    • Rebellious teens of the 21st century
      Rebellious teens of the 21st century

      615
      8h ago
    • Classic
      Classic

      195
      4h ago
    • Over-Reacting
      Over-Reacting

      66
      1h ago
    • 4chan comp. #99
      4chan comp. #99

      50
      1h ago
    • empty great Alligator
      empty great Alligator

      154
      3h ago
    • History is Written by the Victors...
      History is Written by the Victors...

      1137
      11h ago
    • The Black People may be DANGEROUS for Japan
      The Black People may be DANGEROUS for Japan

      106
      3h ago
    • Fun Fact about Dreadnoughts
      Fun Fact about Dreadnoughts

      152
      4h ago
    • powerful magenta Wombat
      powerful magenta Wombat

      34
      52m ago
    • This ad for a game....
      This ad for a game....

      55
      1h ago
    • Lazy trust fall
      Lazy trust fall

      19
      28m ago
    FunnyJunk, LLC - Copyright - Privacy Policy - Terms of Service - Community Guidelines - Copyright Removal Request