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#79 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
What's the point of discussing these plans? You obviously know that in the first 2 months, at least 8.2 billion of the earths population will be infected. That's something that's never going to get fixed.   
   
Good ole suicide is the only dignified way out.
What's the point of discussing these plans? You obviously know that in the first 2 months, at least 8.2 billion of the earths population will be infected. That's something that's never going to get fixed.

Good ole suicide is the only dignified way out.
#273 to #79 - aerosol
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(04/02/2013) [-]
If the virus goes airborne, we're ******. I still wouldn't pass up the chance to go down fighting though.
#182 to #79 - finni
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Well for it to be the entire world, it would mean that the virus had been, like in the walking dead, infecting everyone of us so it spread all over the world at the same time, but most likely it would start out one place from being a class 1 outbreak. It would most likely be taken care of before it reached class 3. For it to reach class 4 would mean that it had gotten out of hand and spread to every corner of the Earth which is very unlikely.

But yeah, IF it did happen, suicide would be a choice for those not carrying hope.

[small]Class 1 - Few zombies. Maybe a couple of dozens. Gets taken care of in less than 48 hours.
Class 2 - More zombies. Around 50 of them. This can last as long as class 1 but take more damage.
Class 3 - A lot of zombies. Infecting a hole town or city. Numbers can be up to thousands. This can last for a long time before it gets taken care of. This is a real threat and you should either move out of town or lock all openings to the house and wait for help.
Class 4 - World run by zombies

zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Outbreaks[small]
#134 to #79 - cadaverbox
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(04/02/2013) [-]
do we even have that many people yet?
#135 to #134 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I made a mistake. Please see the thread below me.
#85 to #79 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE
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(04/02/2013) [-]
quite a hit, seems there's less than 7 billion people
#89 to #85 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Really? I thought I recently read that there's about 8.9 billion of us at this moment. Was I misinformed?
#93 to #89 - mrloopyman
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Yeah its only about 7.1 billion
#92 to #89 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE
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(04/02/2013) [-]
just google "earth population" and it's right there.
#94 to #92 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Well.

Still, my point still stands.
#99 to #94 - trollofhalo ONLINE
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Well your population count could be correct if we considered dogs, cats, and other creatures into the population number. It would count.
#118 to #99 - leroiv
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Absolutly not.
There are 61,080,000 dogs alone in the USA.
#98 to #94 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE
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(04/02/2013) [-]
three scenarios:
everyone will die
it will be stopped before it spreads at all
military takes care of it

I don't see why people think they can survive that which killed off apparently every world military.
#100 to #98 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
With a zombie infection, it would spread surprisingly fast. If you lucky (Luck being the ONLY point you'll be facing, be honest) your friends and family might be alive for the first couple of months. But in almost every situation, they're gonna die. All of them.

It's grim, but it's the truth. And I don't wanna be alone in a world like that.
#105 to #100 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE
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(04/02/2013) [-]
yeah, suicide is the best option. but ima set it up so i fall into a pit filled with burning tires covered in engine oil so that i don't become a zombie
#144 to #105 - sirbutterballs
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I don't think suicide is the best option. I say go berserk right after getting fatally wounded and charging at a hoard with a claymore/battleaxe. If I die in a zombie apocalypse, I don't wanna just quit, I wanna make a damn good dent in the zed's population.
#116 to #105 - covered
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Well.. since I don't fancy the whole suicide thing I'd probably dress up as a zombie and scare the **** out of some survivors so I can be shot at.
#117 to #116 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE
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(04/02/2013) [-]
make sure you go mega ******* insane zombie and make them **** themselves.
#121 to #117 - covered
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(04/02/2013) [-]
yeah, I'd probably have to bulk up a little bit, some steroids should do. Then I'd expose myself to radioactivity so I can mutate myself and REALLY sell the whole zombie thing.
Then I'll scare the **** out of them, and to hook'em in I'll murder one of their friends by disemboweling them and stuffing their own head into their chest. Go on a rage enduced killing spree and murder all of them with my tentacles and gigantic bug-like mandables. But I'd keep one female alive for constant breeding so I can spread my Master Race of radioactive zombies all throughout the earth.
#123 to #121 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE
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(04/02/2013) [-]
good plan, I like it. you really got this whole zombie apocalypse thing covered
#124 to #123 - covered
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#236 to #124 - deathstare
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(04/02/2013) [-]
You ******. This is the same dude who told me to headbutt a girl and then smash a phone into her face to get her to like me! That plan didn't work! But duuude! I have a restraining order now! This new plan sounds awesome, I'll try it! Thanks!
#242 to #236 - covered
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(04/02/2013) [-]
Silly, you're supposed to gently headbutt people! But try the new plan, go on
#107 to #105 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I was gonna just go with a locked room and a shot to the cranium.

But that sounds more badass.
#110 to #107 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE
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(04/02/2013) [-]
or maybe cover myself in oil, hang myself while setting myself on fire, but the noose is actually a fairly long fuse for a bunch of explosives and **** (don't ask where i'll get them) so i die and **** blows up
#114 to #110 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
I like the way you think.
I like the way you think.
#103 to #100 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/02/2013) [-]
you're* ******* CHRIST.